I love the French
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Came across that elsewhere Blue, still that's one way to get a message across. Love the quote, Our rules are to never run from the police. And always run from the owners. I'm sure there are places in the US where the owner would be bringing a little heat to the table if they confronted those people. ![]()
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Came across that elsewhere Blue, still that's one way to get a message across. Love the quote, Our rules are to never run from the police. And always run from the owners. I'm sure there are places in the US where the owner would be bringing a little heat to the table if they confronted those people.
In France:
"Pardon, but what are you doing?"
"I am letting air out of le tires, you are a bourgeois tool and enviromental Vichy person."
"Ah, I see. Let me surrender to your will."
"D'accord, but at least put up a fight. Here, avec le baguette. Strike me down."
"No, no. It is against the will of existentialism."
"Alouette..."
In America:
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm letting airs out of your..." [gunshots]
"That's what I thought, hippie. Junior! Clean this grease stain off the bumper, would ya? It's covering up the Dale Earnhardt sticker!"
:p
