Best sex you ever had?
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twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
nice to hear that, Iam in the same situation, and yesterday was just great. Damn, Ive got some tongueache:p
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
NObabe wrote: No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire!
Yeah, but have you and your GF tried a 3-way? :D
A very dull Simple Minds show (sorry Bere!) and a foot of snow on the freeways set the stage for a great end to the day. Had to stay in Portland somewhere (thank you, Michelle) , and as B. Ferry sang, "You can guess the rest".
Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
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Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? 
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: A very dull Simple Minds show (sorry Bere!) and a foot of snow on the freeways set the stage for a great end to the day. Had to stay in Portland somewhere (thank you, Michelle) , and as B. Ferry sang, "You can guess the rest".
Lumber up, limbo down!
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever?
Do you always slam me?
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bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever?
Do you always slam me?
Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever?
Do you always slam me?
Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.
Oooo... c'mon... let's stay cold and don't allegate. I asked Rian a question, not undermining his wife's dignity, but challenging him to tell why he loves her as a person... just a question, a plain question. You may ask me, why I love this or that person and I may answer... Now you're offending me personally trying to undermine my knowledge of English.
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bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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bLuE oRdEr wrote:
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Rian wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
Really?
Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.
Really? why?
Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever?
Do you always slam me?
Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.
Oooo... c'mon... let's stay cold and don't allegate. I asked Rian a question, not undermining his wife's dignity, but challenging him to tell why he loves her as a person... just a question, a plain question. You may ask me, why I love this or that person and I may answer... Now you're offending me personally trying to undermine my knowledge of English.
OK, I'll try to explain this. Rian says "I love my wife as a person, too, not just as a bedmate."
Possible response #1: "Really? Why?"
This response (A) expresses surprise that Rian loves his wife, and (B) implies that the questioner can see no reason why Rian would love her. It's a very insulting thing to say to somebody.
Possible response #2: "She sounds very special, Rian. What was it about her that captured your heart?"
This response avoids the above two problems.
Mr. Barcode, I recognize that English isn't your first language. It's evident, for example, in your response to me above. And I recognize that a number of people on here don't use English as a first language, including certain **ahem** Canadians. ;) And a lot of times, the non-native English speakers make minor mistakes in English, but it doesn't really matter that they make mistakes, because I understand what they're saying. And in re-reading your response, I see that it's possible that you were trying to say something other than an insensitive remark. But it still came across as insensitive.
So my apologies to you for misunderstanding you. Fair enough?
one time with an Asian prostitute i was able to perform sexually and didn't even cry afterwards, and she wasn't even too freaked out that she didn't push me out the door hurriedly... wait... that is really pathetic if that is the best sex that i will ever have... now i'm really depressed...
ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order
oldmonkey wrote:
twist wrote: She was so good I married her.
same here!
So she's leading a double life?...
To answer my own question.
It was 20 years ago. It included me and my best friend. And 2 girls.
It lasted for 48 hours!
Good old times. 
Or a girl that picket ME up some 15 years ago. We met at a party, and she wanted to follow me home. Jeeezzz, was she wild in bed! 
She called me the day after, but I ended it there. Wasn't really ready for more, and I didn't want any love at that time in my life. My heart was already broken.
Nothing wrong with having sex with Mrs Rian either :D
Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order
Where are you attending college?
Filthy business but someone had to do it...
Twenty years ago, invited by a lass to Cambridge of all places. Took the coach there. Got off the bus and basically...got off! Ten minutes after setting foot among the halls of academe she was playing several tunes on my blue-vein picollo on the top deck of a deserted bus as it ploughed through the pouring rain. She only stopped to ring the bell (end) so we could alight!
Once inside her place, things became even more frantic. Not only was this (admitedly rather lovely) blonde piece rather keen on servicing my member but it appeared that it was her only function in life. I wish they were so bloody keen now!
Rather shocked at all this, we concluded several hours later and I limped back to the coach, willy still throbbing after the workout of its life. Fool that I was at that age, I decided to end it and instead took up with the even-bustier but more down-to-earth Geordie bird I was engaged to for four years. Good old times!!
Whilst on E with Mrs Boatraceface to be perfectly honest,out of this world and recommended you try it at least once in your lifetime
..Just don't do it every week,because its an utterly exausting treat that should be savoured and not abused...Tho its impossible for us to carry on like that, having our 3 kids to attend to in the mornings and what have you..We will do it again tho,without doubt.Its too wonderful not to,trust me....
:D
when i lost my virginity, I was on mushrooms. I got violently ill after the nite of fun. Surprisly,things worked out and we continued with a relationship for 5 yrs.
I havent touch mushrooms since.
Jonathan wrote: when i lost my virginity, I was on mushrooms. I got violently ill after the nite of fun. Surprisly,things worked out and we continued with a relationship for 5 yrs.
I havent touch mushrooms since.
mine was such a cliche.
it was a drunken romp in a frat house my sophomore year of college, the day after my 19th birthday. the guy wasn't even in the frat--he was still in high school. i never went back to that frat house (not that i was big on frat parties, anyway) and i never saw the guy again, nor do i remember his name. anyway, it sucked--but who cares. at that point my virginity wasn't something i 'cherished' anyway.
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NObabe wrote: No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire!
The que starts here lads!
the what starts here?
Most creative. We were at a state park/lake many, many years ago. Found a out of sight beach. Moved a picnic table out into the lake far enough for a few inches of water to cover it. And then we did the deed on that table.
First time? Must have been 15 or 16 with a 14 or 15 year old. B-52s Party Mix was playing. Today the song Cake has a very special place in my heart.
I used to love Party Mix.
Most public: On the beach, broad daylight, under a blanket, of course.
twist wrote: Most creative. We were at a state park/lake many, many years ago. Found a out of sight beach. Moved a picnic table out into the lake far enough for a few inches of water to cover it. And then we did the deed on that table.
Jesus.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Most public...
Erm, forgot the BJ she gave me in the front seat one night downtown.
last night was pretty nice. i was half asleep, and the next thing i know... i was tingling and falling back to sleep. had i had the energy i would've yelled "goooooooaaaaaaal!" but like i said, i was half asleep. :D
most public: in richmond, alongside the thames; on the grass, barely hidden behind a few bushes outside the pubs that line the river. we discovered some guy had been watching us--i hope he enjoyed the show.
Tex wrote:
Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order
Where are you attending college?
i go to college at University of Texas at Arlington. thers like nobody i know here. all alone
Gotta get out, meet (like-minded) people, make friends...Before long, they'll be your life-long best friends from college.
Now, we're getting into public places, I'll do my part. On the beach, and on an amtrak train. I wont divulge details out of respect for the parties involved. I probably phrased that wrong, there were two parties involved. I dont get that kinky in public.
One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.
Oh i don`t know ,Pats.You know how things can get sometimes in the thros of passion.
Johnny wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.
Oh i don`t know ,Pats.You know how things can get sometimes in the thros of passion.
I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Raptorias Vaughan wrote:
Tex wrote:
Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order
Where are you attending college?
i go to college at University of Texas at Arlington. thers like nobody i know here. all alone
Yo! I'm relatively close to you. I also live in Texas. And I also graduated the university. Got Master's.
Didn't say a word to anyone in my first year there. 
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.
Oh i don`t know ,Pats.You know how things can get sometimes in the thros of passion.
I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
The tip of a very big iceberg perhaps
Animals:p
Boatraceface wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"
I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.
Oh i don`t know ,Pats.You know how things can get sometimes in the thros of passion.
I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
The tip of a very big iceberg perhaps
More like a melting ice cube.
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
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depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
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Through the mists of time, DC.
Raptorias Vaughan wrote:
Tex wrote:
Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order
Where are you attending college?
i go to college at University of Texas at Arlington. thers like nobody i know here. all alone
UTA can be a rough social scene since it's mainly a commuter school. Unless you're from Arlington, it's hard to carve out a niche for yourself.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
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Through the mists of time, DC.
Did the year start with a 2 at least, P?
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depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
:\pimp3:
Through the mists of time, DC.
Did the year start with a 2 at least, P?
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As in 1927, DC?
Keep in mind that one doesn't on every relevant occasion say such things. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
I think my sex is pretty good and I've had the same since I was born (although it doesn't look the same any more :D ).
The Man Up North wrote:
I love 1987 wrote: hmmm...every time I get off???
And how does the hamster feel ?
Soft and furry?
Isn't that how they always feel?
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
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Through the mists of time, DC.
Did the year start with a 2 at least, P?
:\pimp3:
As in 1927, DC?
Keep in mind that one doesn't on every relevant occasion say such things. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Relieved to hear it, P. I feared a different scenario there for a minute.
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depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I do have a vague recollection that one sometimes says things one might not normally be inclined to say.
Vague recollection, Pats?
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Through the mists of time, DC.
Did the year start with a 2 at least, P?
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As in 1927, DC?
Keep in mind that one doesn't on every relevant occasion say such things. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Relieved to hear it, P. I feared a different scenario there for a minute.
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Nevertheless, DC, it is unfortunately the case lately that work seems to take up most of my attention.
You know what they say about all work and no play, P.
You may be interested to hear I just watched the Stephen Fry Wilde biopic. Have you seen it?
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depthcharge wrote: You know what they say about all work and no play, P.
You may be interested to hear I just watched the Stephen Fry Wilde biopic. Have you seen it?
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But my name's not Jack, DC.
I have not seen that film. Is it better than the recent film version of Earnest?
I'd expect you'd prefer Jack than Jill though, P?
Can't comment on Earnest as I haven't seen it. But Wilde was decent. Fry was born to play the role I suspect.
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depthcharge wrote: I'd expect you'd prefer Jack than Jill though, P?
Can't comment on Earnest as I haven't seen it. But Wilde was decent. Fry was born to play the role I suspect.
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I will keep that recommendation in mind, DC. Our absent friend recently said something favorable about Mr. Fry.
