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Don't be shy, tell us all. :D

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twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

nice to hear that, Iam in the same situation, and yesterday was just great. Damn, Ive got some tongueache:p

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twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

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hmmm...every time I get off???

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twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

And he hasn`t had it since! :evil4:

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im a virgin

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Jonathan wrote: im a virgin

Nothing wrong with that.

Is it?

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of course its just wrong. thankfully, i got it out of the way.

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No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire! :laugh:

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NObabe wrote: No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire! :laugh:

Yeah, but have you and your GF tried a 3-way? :D

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twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

same here!

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A very dull Simple Minds show (sorry Bere!) and a foot of snow on the freeways set the stage for a great end to the day. Had to stay in Portland somewhere (thank you, Michelle) , and as B. Ferry sang, "You can guess the rest".

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? :nonono:

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: A very dull Simple Minds show (sorry Bere!) and a foot of snow on the freeways set the stage for a great end to the day. Had to stay in Portland somewhere (thank you, Michelle) , and as B. Ferry sang, "You can guess the rest".

Lumber up, limbo down!

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? :nonono:

Do you always slam me?

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? :nonono:

Do you always slam me?

Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? :nonono:

Do you always slam me?

Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.

Oooo... c'mon... let's stay cold and don't allegate. I asked Rian a question, not undermining his wife's dignity, but challenging him to tell why he loves her as a person... just a question, a plain question. You may ask me, why I love this or that person and I may answer... Now you're offending me personally trying to undermine my knowledge of English. :nonono:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

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Rian wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

Really?

Same here, in a way. I love her too, as a person, not just a bedmate.

Really? why?

Surely a candidate for the most retarded post ever? :nonono:

Do you always slam me?

Even though you tend to misunderstand my posts, 9 times out of 10, no, I don't slam you. But this post is one of the most asinine things I've ever read on here. Rian says he loves his wife, not only as a bedmate, but as a person, and you say "Really? Why?" Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's just your English and yoiu meant to say something else, but you're insulting Rian's wife by saying that, and it's really an insensitive thing to say.

Oooo... c'mon... let's stay cold and don't allegate. I asked Rian a question, not undermining his wife's dignity, but challenging him to tell why he loves her as a person... just a question, a plain question. You may ask me, why I love this or that person and I may answer... Now you're offending me personally trying to undermine my knowledge of English. :nonono:

OK, I'll try to explain this. Rian says "I love my wife as a person, too, not just as a bedmate."

Possible response #1: "Really? Why?"

This response (A) expresses surprise that Rian loves his wife, and (B) implies that the questioner can see no reason why Rian would love her. It's a very insulting thing to say to somebody.

Possible response #2: "She sounds very special, Rian. What was it about her that captured your heart?"

This response avoids the above two problems.

Mr. Barcode, I recognize that English isn't your first language. It's evident, for example, in your response to me above. And I recognize that a number of people on here don't use English as a first language, including certain **ahem** Canadians. ;) And a lot of times, the non-native English speakers make minor mistakes in English, but it doesn't really matter that they make mistakes, because I understand what they're saying. And in re-reading your response, I see that it's possible that you were trying to say something other than an insensitive remark. But it still came across as insensitive.

So my apologies to you for misunderstanding you. Fair enough?

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And learn some frickin' English! :evil4: :ignore:

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Oofff.... I tried to be lapidary. Anyway, let's skip it! Fair enough. :thumb:

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I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I agree! :laugh:

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had a little afternoon delight!!!! now i'm sore!!! well worth it!!!:scream:

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one time with an Asian prostitute i was able to perform sexually and didn't even cry afterwards, and she wasn't even too freaked out that she didn't push me out the door hurriedly... wait... that is really pathetic if that is the best sex that i will ever have... now i'm really depressed...

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Why isn't there a Best sex you've never had thread so Tabbsy and I can post?

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ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order

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oldmonkey wrote:

twist wrote: She was so good I married her.

same here!

So she's leading a double life?...

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NObabe wrote: No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire! :laugh:

The que starts here lads! :blush:

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