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Best sex you ever had?

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To answer my own question.

It was 20 years ago. It included me and my best friend. And 2 girls.

It lasted for 48 hours!

Good old times. :thumb:

Or a girl that picket ME up some 15 years ago. We met at a party, and she wanted to follow me home. Jeeezzz, was she wild in bed! :blush: She called me the day after, but I ended it there. Wasn't really ready for more, and I didn't want any love at that time in my life. My heart was already broken.

Nothing wrong with having sex with Mrs Rian either :D

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Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order

Where are you attending college?

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Filthy business but someone had to do it...

Twenty years ago, invited by a lass to Cambridge of all places. Took the coach there. Got off the bus and basically...got off! Ten minutes after setting foot among the halls of academe she was playing several tunes on my blue-vein picollo on the top deck of a deserted bus as it ploughed through the pouring rain. She only stopped to ring the bell (end) so we could alight!

Once inside her place, things became even more frantic. Not only was this (admitedly rather lovely) blonde piece rather keen on servicing my member but it appeared that it was her only function in life. I wish they were so bloody keen now!

Rather shocked at all this, we concluded several hours later and I limped back to the coach, willy still throbbing after the workout of its life. Fool that I was at that age, I decided to end it and instead took up with the even-bustier but more down-to-earth Geordie bird I was engaged to for four years. Good old times!!

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Whilst on E with Mrs Boatraceface to be perfectly honest,out of this world and recommended you try it at least once in your lifetime:love:..Just don't do it every week,because its an utterly exausting treat that should be savoured and not abused...Tho its impossible for us to carry on like that, having our 3 kids to attend to in the mornings and what have you..We will do it again tho,without doubt.Its too wonderful not to,trust me....

:D

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i would prefer not to divulge that information. :blush:

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when i lost my virginity, I was on mushrooms. I got violently ill after the nite of fun. Surprisly,things worked out and we continued with a relationship for 5 yrs.

I havent touch mushrooms since.

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Jonathan wrote: when i lost my virginity, I was on mushrooms. I got violently ill after the nite of fun. Surprisly,things worked out and we continued with a relationship for 5 yrs.

I havent touch mushrooms since.

mine was such a cliche.

it was a drunken romp in a frat house my sophomore year of college, the day after my 19th birthday. the guy wasn't even in the frat--he was still in high school. i never went back to that frat house (not that i was big on frat parties, anyway) and i never saw the guy again, nor do i remember his name. anyway, it sucked--but who cares. at that point my virginity wasn't something i 'cherished' anyway.

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Is mine cliche?

Oh i thought this was about losing my virginity.

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Jonathan wrote: Is mine cliche?

mushrooms...i'd say no.

frat house...mmm, yeah.

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we're all entitled to our youthful indiscretions.

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well...one time...at band camp... :evil4:

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**[black]STEVE[/black]**one wrote:

NObabe wrote: No man has ever satisfied my sexual desire! :laugh:

The que starts here lads! :blush:

the what starts here?

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the what starts here?

Tryouts, I believe...

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LE Roberts wrote:

the what starts here?

Tryouts, I believe...

que?

oh, nevermind.

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Cliche or no cliche?

I was 15, she was 17. In the back seat of her boyfriend's car.

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Most creative. We were at a state park/lake many, many years ago. Found a out of sight beach. Moved a picnic table out into the lake far enough for a few inches of water to cover it. And then we did the deed on that table.

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First time? Must have been 15 or 16 with a 14 or 15 year old. B-52s Party Mix was playing. Today the song Cake has a very special place in my heart.

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I used to love Party Mix.

Most public: On the beach, broad daylight, under a blanket, of course.

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twist wrote: Most creative. We were at a state park/lake many, many years ago. Found a out of sight beach. Moved a picnic table out into the lake far enough for a few inches of water to cover it. And then we did the deed on that table.

Jesus.

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bLuE oRdEr wrote: Most public...

Erm, forgot the BJ she gave me in the front seat one night downtown.

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last night was pretty nice. i was half asleep, and the next thing i know... i was tingling and falling back to sleep. had i had the energy i would've yelled "goooooooaaaaaaal!" but like i said, i was half asleep. :D

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most public: in richmond, alongside the thames; on the grass, barely hidden behind a few bushes outside the pubs that line the river. we discovered some guy had been watching us--i hope he enjoyed the show.

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I did, thank you very much! :D

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Tips for Tabbsy

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Tex wrote:

Raptorias Vaughan wrote: ya im in college and im still waiting to get any kind of delight ever. maybe cuz its i spend too much time on this site. sux that theres hardly anybody here in texas that knows New Order

Where are you attending college?

i go to college at University of Texas at Arlington. thers like nobody i know here. all alone

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Gotta get out, meet (like-minded) people, make friends...Before long, they'll be your life-long best friends from college.

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Now, we're getting into public places, I'll do my part. On the beach, and on an amtrak train. I wont divulge details out of respect for the parties involved. I probably phrased that wrong, there were two parties involved. I dont get that kinky in public.

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One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"

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Johnny wrote: One girlfriend did like me to say "take it, bitch!" whilst partaking in a bit of doggy.She asked me to say it! It`s not my usual thing to call a woman "bitch"

I'm glad you clarified that, J. I wouldn't have expected that to be your style.

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