best mark.e.smith line

as is in tune with the the talk shit forum,best fall line is ---------- i'll tell you the dutch are whipping,in 4 languages at least any better lines?

Benny Cobweb's Eyes!!!

I read today that he going to be reading the footy scores on BBC1 Final Score.

Barney Army wrote: I read today that he going to be reading the footy scores on BBC1 Final Score.

Man City 2 West Ham 1 - ah!

Looking at the state of his nose I would imagine there have been a good few lines.

AS reported in the Observer Music Monthly, is he really going to read the football scores? I think he is

Threre are two that've always been rumbling around my head: the one from Dice Man about Do all these musicians have a social conscience? Well, only in their front rooms and the sodomised by presumption line from Garden.

The one he did in a pub in MOSTON

your neck's getting bigg-ah!

hey there, fuck-face! where is the obligitory ni**er!?

...ahh, the fall... the only band that comes close to new order's brilliance... okay, the fall and the microphones... that's it though. just got the new fall album on friday! wondrous! oh how i love the fall...

" Im the big shot origional rapper, but its time for me to get of this crapper" (US 80's 90's)

"Try to wash the dirt of my face but its engraved" (living to late) or "No more Red Wedge in the park or ZTT stuff!!" ( Cruisers Creek) or or or or...........fuckin loads of brilliant lines!!

John Cains wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I read today that he going to be reading the footy scores on BBC1 Final Score.

Man City 2 West Ham 1 - ah!

Isn't it great avin Jim Beglin doin Man Yoo matches on the telly. i'm sure you'd agree.

bansheeman wrote: as is in tune with the the talk shit forum,best fall line is ---------- i'll tell you the dutch are whipping,in 4 languages at least any better lines?

Try "the Dutch are weeping in four languages at least....."

Best one for me comes on the new album (which is superb, BTW)

"99% of non-smokers die".

oldmonkey wrote:

bansheeman wrote: as is in tune with the the talk shit forum,best fall line is ---------- i'll tell you the dutch are whipping,in 4 languages at least any better lines?

Try "the Dutch are weeping in four languages at least....."

Best one for me comes on the new album (which is superb, BTW)

"99% of non-smokers die".

now i am weeping i am so gutted it aint whipping because i really wanted it to be. still a great line though :)

john kershaw wrote:

John Cains wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I read today that he going to be reading the footy scores on BBC1 Final Score.

Man City 2 West Ham 1 - ah!

Isn't it great avin Jim Beglin doin Man Yoo matches on the telly. i'm sure you'd agree.

I find it always good when former Liverpool players comment on Man United, especially Hansen and Lawrenson.

John Cains wrote:

john kershaw wrote:

John Cains wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I read today that he going to be reading the footy scores on BBC1 Final Score.

Man City 2 West Ham 1 - ah!

Isn't it great avin Jim Beglin doin Man Yoo matches on the telly. i'm sure you'd agree.

I find it always good when former Liverpool players comment on Man United, especially Hansen and Lawrenson.

just so long as we don't get that granite-headed bore gordon mcqueen doin the reverse. mind you - no one could understand him if he ever did.

Once saw an interview with Mark E. smith where sat in a pub (shock), he saw fit to inform the interviewer that he had "f***ed more women than you have ever seen." Not entirely sure how appropriate that would be considered, but I thought it was quality!

Was the interviewer Stevie Wonder?

were the women dead?

'have we got a drummer tonight or what?' WOMAD 85

'Then I turn the TV on, Its the programme Good Morning and they talk a lot about windahh'

from the song-that man o he came down from ACCRINGTON he came down from hovis land

Accrington will be weeping in one language at least on Saturday night, when they go out the FA Cup to the mighty Worcester City nil.

'English Chelsea Fans, this is your last game, We're not Galatasary, we're SPARTA FC !!'

oldmonkey wrote: Accrington will be weeping in one language at least on Saturday night, when they go out the FA Cup to the mighty Worcester City nil.

tee hee .thats clever

that would certainly be a cup upset because 2 years ago,colhester,bournemouth and huddersfield( fuck me what long names ) all failed to left accrington as broken men

Hard to say

Here it is:

Don't leave the hotel. Whenever you leave the hotel, please leave your dear belongings in a safety box.

'And in his hands. Two lager cans.' - Kicker Conspiracy

winston churchill had a speech imppppppppedament and look what he did erased half of london

The line from C'n'C-S Smithering about "the English groups act like peasants with free milk" made me laugh when I first heard that one, as well as the one from The Classical, about "you won't find anything more ridiculous than this new profile razor unit made with the highest British attention to the wrong detail"