Which supermarket has the best security?

This may help Colin as he is about to shop OUT OF HOURS

Another TRUE story from PLANET ROCKET.Before my son passed his TRAINING exams to run a SPORTS CENTRE he worked at TESCO.On the night shift he was SECURITY as it was the only place he could SMOKE on the JOB!Being a muscled bound lad he had few problems but told me"If people want to nick so what,i can't interrupt my FAG break!" I do like a guy who takes his JOB with a pinch of SALT!