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Dodgy test

Me?

years in prison: 112 fine: £9500

Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:shrug:

I shouldn't have clicked yes on that anal thing......

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

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I only racked up 97 years in prison and 7000 pounds in fines...

I wonder what we did differently???

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Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000

"Have you ever had sex with someone younger than 16", not sure, but it's not illegal if you're 16 too!

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Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £2000

Sorry I seem to be too well-bred for this Website...

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Bere wrote: Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £2000

Sorry I seem to be too well-bred for this Website...

Tsk, tsk. You really have to go out more.

:love2:

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Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

Guess I've got nothing to worry about, eh? I even took it twice... maybe I should go shoot someone with a bow and arrow to up my score? :evil4: or... not... looks like it's legal in certain circumstances.:shrug:

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Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

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years in prison: 1 potential fine: 7000 pounds possibility of the death penalty

never keyed anyone's car, but the drugs thing....

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its cute how rian and bere always responds to each other's thread.:love2: :thumbdown:

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Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000

i quite like the sound of that "scoundrel" mind you i would prefer "cad" so i could speak in a posh voice.

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Jonathan wrote: its cute how rian and bere always responds to each other's thread.:love2: :thumbdown:

Well, we get along pretty good :D

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36.5 year ? for doing a runner from a restaurant - that's a bit steep don't you think? Oh and £2000 fine. What did I do? You lot lied I fear. I was totally truthful.:)

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7.5 yrs in prison £5000 fine

Not bad i guess. i'd go for the fine over prison, what if i accidently drop soap in the showers:ignore:

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Wino wrote: 36.5 year ? for doing a runner from a restaurant - that's a bit steep don't you think? Oh and £2000 fine. What did I do? You lot lied I fear. I was totally truthful.:)

People like you make me SICK.

If you can't do the TIME, don't do the CRIME!

String em up, I say!

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Dubious, me. 7.5 years, fine of £7000.

Pretty sure it's illegal to practice oral sex in more states than Minnesota.

Didn't know that sticking a stamp with the Queen's head upside down could be considered treasonous; what if they were printed like that?

As for the strolling around your house naked bit, I seem to recall that there was a city last year in Mexico where they were trying to ban its citizens from doing so, even though the weather there was rather warm. Seems that there were way too many open windows in a lot of the houses, affording passing citizenry ample chances to see naked human flesh.

Oh, probably better add a bit more to my sentence and fine: found a five dollar bill on the street today (probably some kid from the local high school's lunch money) and didn't try to find the rightful owner; instead, bought some :beer: for myself tonight.

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Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000

All I can say is, I ain't going to Indonesia.

And Shug better stay away from York! :evil4:

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Didn't know that sticking a stamp with the Queen's head upside down could be considered treasonous; what if they were printed like that?

they probably are anyway, but everyone's been unknowingly putting them on upside down all along.

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Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

good lord!!! take me now before i do more bad!!!:nonono:

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22 years, $7000 fine-damn I am too nice

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26.5 Potential fine: £2000

I thought it was worse than that. I've never been in jail, although I almost had to go to truancy court in high school for excessive absenses. Although I did cut school before, the high school, at the time, wasn't keeping track of all of my latenesses and kept marking me absent for every day I came late to school.

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Rian wrote:

Jonathan wrote: its cute how rian and bere always responds to each other's thread.:love2: :thumbdown:

Well, we get along pretty good :D

Yeah :thumb: :nod: .

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