Not wanting to scare some of you but....

not having sex kills

I need a woman.

Something my member tells me every frickin' minute of every frickin' day. Now I have a doctor's note. Line forms here, ladies. :D

So why hasn't Morrisey snuffed it?

twist wrote: not having sex kills

Does wanking count?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I need a woman.

Something my member tells me every frickin' minute of every frickin' day.

member of what?

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I need a woman.

Something my member tells me every frickin' minute of every frickin' day.

member of what?

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I need a woman.

Something my member tells me every frickin' minute of every frickin' day.

member of what?

The lollipop club. Would you like a lollipop?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I need a woman.

Something my member tells me every frickin' minute of every frickin' day.

member of what?

The lollipop club. Would you like a lollipop?

you mean like one of those munchkins in munchkinland, the ones with the screwed up faces? no thank you!

Shhhh! Let's not mention munchkins when we're talking about the Lollipop Club, shall we?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Shhhh! Let's not mention munchkins when we're talking about the Lollipop Club, shall we?

so you don't want to welcome me?

Oh, you're very welcome. We just don't want to discuss munchkins and members in the same sentence, that's all.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Oh, you're very welcome. We just don't want to discuss munchkins and members in the same sentence, that's all.

i understand. you're sensitive about these things. that's fine.

The member is very engorged. I mean outraged.

That's good news, Comrad. If you RTFA you will realize that inability to "raise the flag" is a symptom of coronary heart disease.

My heart must be pretty damn clean. Unfortunately Wifey aint always around when I need her. Hate those days off. About 10 am when I roll out of bed on three legs.

Sex is overrated anyway.

seriously, what is the big surprise here...

if guy cannot get an erection--> then a sign of health problems

if health problems--> then a higher mortality rate

if a guy who can get an full erection--> then a sign of good health

healthy guys have a greater survival rate than unhealthy guys

I guess we all better start masturbating or humping eachother, then.

i'm in!

was that too forward?

pumped full of drugs wrote: seriously, what is the big surprise here...

if guy cannot get an erection--> then a sign of health problems

if health problems--> then a higher mortality rate

if a guy who can get an full erection--> then a sign of good health

healthy guys have a greater survival rate than unhealthy guys

What they're getting at is that impotence can be caused by clogged blood vessels and that this is an indicator of clogged blood vessels elsewhere in the body and that this is an indicator of a higher than normal risk of heart attack / strokes.

...we will all die sooner or later. haha

twist wrote: That's good news, Comrad. If you RTFA you will realize that inability to "raise the flag" is a symptom of coronary heart disease.

My heart must be pretty damn clean. Unfortunately Wifey aint always around when I need her. Hate those days off. About 10 am when I roll out of bed on three legs.

:topic:

: I love your avatar!

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I guess we all better start masturbating or humping eachother, then.

they took r jaaabs!

Christopher Owens wrote: So why hasn't Morrisey snuffed it?

Looked like he had the last time i saw him.

This thread is going to end with a multitude jacking off before midnight!! MILK RACE anyone?

wont mind it,as long as its a woman..

Somebody help me. I don't want to die young.