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Stupidest Band Names

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There's a million horribly-named bands throughout the history of rock and roll, so why not take time to honor them? Sometimes their name reflects how bad the music is, but on occasion a great band is saddled with an atrocious moniker. Here are some of my faves:

The Dream Academy T'Pau Oingo Boingo Get-Up Kids Free Live Destiny's Child The Chi-Lites Split Enz

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The Spice Girls (it's a rather contradictory name) REO Speedwagon Kiss Motley Crue Methods of Mayhem (I hope they realized that their initials spell out MOM.) Toad the wet sproket Phish Spin Doctors Crash Test Dummies Boyzone (couldn't think of anything else to describe a boy band?)

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Guns and Roses Depeche Mode The Cure (sic) Stockholm Monsters Androids of Mu MegaDeath Wham

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I was in a band called Sneesh. What were we thinking?!

Friend of mine has a band called "Sim Card For The Soul"

urgh

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Digital Mike Binoche

That's a band, isn't it?

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Stand Up And Curse The Beatles The Monkees

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Very tempted to say Barabas.. :evil4:

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RIEN which means NOTHING

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Something Corporate........seriously, that's a current band name (yer proud of that fact, boys?)

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Crispy Ambulance.

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stay away from the LIMP BIZKIT!

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in the late 70's punk days i used to get mail order vinyls from small wonder records a couple of american singles i bought where by groups--nipple erectors and destroy all monsters(track called bored) anyone heard of them ?

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the genitorturers reo speeddealer anal cunt

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PETER AND THE TEST-TUBE BABIES FLOCK OF SEAGULLS! WET WET WET CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT STIFF KITTENS (ouch!):laugh:

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There's still Dsingis Kahn, or in english Gengis Kahn. Another record from my shame file. And what the heck is a BoneyM?

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