Make up a nickname for MARADONA
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Would yours be amongst these
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Fat twat 0 (0%)
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Fat cheating Twat 0 (0%)
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Fat Cheating Drug Addict Twat 3 (33%)
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Fat Cheating Overated Drug Addict Twat 3 (33%)
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Fat Cheating Overated Telentless Overated Twat 1 (11%)
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Fat but hair not as long as the other girls in the team 0 (0%)
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Bottom bum of Battistuta 2 (22%)
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Fat hand 0 (0%)
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If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
and you're a poopface.
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
Nah his header in the same game was a better goal imo, the way he outjumped Shilton and bulleted the ball home was sheer class.
I wonder if the drugs helped him or disturbed him in the games. I think must be the first one, if we compare with the time he was clean.
There seems to be a common link between most of the options, ie. 'Fat'
Do you not watch 'the telly', Mike? Maradona had his stomach stapled earlier this year and is now half the man he used to be. Literally.
And I don't think there's a man alive who could ever call the lad 'talentless'.
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever
because the England players were distracted by that big spider in the centre circle
Ronald Kirsch wrote: drug cheat. actually Charlie would be a good nickname. for him.
only if he don't surf.
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: drug cheat. actually Charlie would be a good nickname. for him.
only if he don't surf.
he's too heavy to surf. :D
DMB, it´s been almost 20 years from that game. let it go! you lost, period, just as we lost in 2002. why being so offensive? because Maradona is/was a drug addict? or fat? then you couldn´t respect Barney for the same reason. give the man some credit, he lost 100 pounds and he´s drug free for 1 year now. and as for the cheat it´s true, he cheated. but it seems you don´t remember that shameless 1966 Eng-Arg match, do you? who´s the cheater and who cheated first? now do you see me complaining? do you see me offending the english team or the english people for that? no, then why do you keep doing that? i feel offended about your comments always so i´m asking you to stop, please. thanks.
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
I don't believe FAT over-rated wife beater was one of the options above was it?
As if I didnae like him enough already, he's only become the manager of the sheepshagging bastards 8 miles away from here.
Al Jarvis wrote: Gazza?! FAT?! Fcuk me, Shug, you weigh about 3st more than that lad!
I meant when he was tormenting the fcuk out of Celtic and scoring that fluke against Scotland ;)
Shug wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
I don't believe FAT over-rated wife beater was one of the options above was it?
As if I didnae like him enough already, he's only become the manager of the sheepshagging bastards 8 miles away from here.
Seen Gazza outside the stadium signing autographs on Saturday
night, he looked a pitiful sight.
There wasn't a pick on him, looked about 8 stone wet through and sounded like he'd had a good swally.
Apparently him and 5 bellies had been on a session in the Beeswing a few days before. 
Drew the punters in though, over 2k there when they've been averaging about 900.
Big FA Cup game next Saturday at home against Stevenage will pull in another massive crowd and if the rumours are to be believed players of the calibre of Les Ferdinand may be about to join him at Rockingham Road.
John Sludden wrote:
Shug wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
I don't believe FAT over-rated wife beater was one of the options above was it?
As if I didnae like him enough already, he's only become the manager of the sheepshagging bastards 8 miles away from here.
Seen Gazza outside the stadium signing autographs on Saturday night, he looked a pitiful sight. There wasn't a pick on him, looked about 8 stone wet through and sounded like he'd had a good swally. Apparently him and 5 bellies had been on a session in the Beeswing a few days before.
i see there is bets on that the FAT GAZZA wont stay at the Kettering Town lot until Christmas..
John Sludden wrote:
Shug wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
I don't believe FAT over-rated wife beater was one of the options above was it?
As if I didnae like him enough already, he's only become the manager of the sheepshagging bastards 8 miles away from here.
Seen Gazza outside the stadium signing autographs on Saturday night, he looked a pitiful sight. There wasn't a pick on him, looked about 8 stone wet through and sounded like he'd had a good swally. Apparently him and 5 bellies had been on a session in the Beeswing a few days before.
I see they've signed Des Walker.
John Sludden wrote:
Shug wrote:
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Shug wrote: If he was so fat, how did he ghost past 7 of your defenders and score the greatest goal ever?
:D
The man's a LEGEND.
are you not getting confused with gazza in euro 96 against scotland?
I don't believe FAT over-rated wife beater was one of the options above was it?
As if I didnae like him enough already, he's only become the manager of the sheepshagging bastards 8 miles away from here.
Seen Gazza outside the stadium signing autographs on Saturday night, he looked a pitiful sight. There wasn't a pick on him, looked about 8 stone wet through and sounded like he'd had a good swally. Apparently him and 5 bellies had been on a session in the Beeswing a few days before.
What's the big plaster on Gazza's neck for? Was he bottled?
