favorite sexual position

Discuss.

Nothing like letting her take the top and do all the work. Just lay back with a pair of Aces in your face...

i like to experiment (in a hetro way i only specify this beacuse i know you guys too well).

Like left hand one night, right the next?

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very droll

Masturbating.

Doggy is alway's good but can make your knees sore :sex:

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Doggy is alway's good but can make your knees sore :sex:

Get DOWN Shep.Didn't know you had a PET MIKE?

doggy

Left Back or Silly Mid-Off. Make sure you wear protective marigolds, folks.

the next one

any that the missus doesn't see

depends on how consenting the partner is..

doggy

I believe we have a love connection, Chuck Willory.

Barney Army wrote: depends on how consenting the partner is..

Marigolds, Grommit?

Doggy Style

damn, friggin BBC removed the story.

general gist... drunk gets found being buggered by a dog and tried to claim the dog raped him, it even took his trousers down.

needless to say, the judge didnt believe him.

Anyway, me thinks it's an urban myth.

Her on the top, but so I can see her back, not her face.

Well, any position will do it for me.

Favourite position is when she's got up and gone home and i can have the bed all to myself again

depthcharge wrote: Like left hand one night, right the next?

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and of course 69, I do like it. and what about a little slap? hie hie hie

Saucy

me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Doggy

Samantha Chapman wrote: Doggy

Really, Grommit?

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Doggy

Really, Grommit?

Yeah, really. *ahem*

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Doggy

Really, Grommit?

Yeah, really. *ahem*

CRACKING!!

I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.

chapman and clayhead: get a room, already!

this is a child-friendly forum.

AgentWood wrote: chapman and clayhead: get a room, already!

this is a child-friendly forum.

My kids are asleep.

:D

Er, that was a reference to Wallace and Grommit, who are profoundly child-friendly (and a magnificent sex aid for struggling couples, natch!)

AgentWood wrote: this is a child-friendly forum.

When'd that happen?

Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.

you dont or they dont

Centre-forward!

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

AgentWood wrote: this is a child-friendly forum.

When'd that happen?

supposedly we have a code of conduct somewhere, buggered if i know what's in it. :D

Yikes, I clicked the wrong link and ended up here by mistake - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

I'm getting out of here quick smart!

mil wrote: Yikes, I clicked the wrong link and ended up here by mistake - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

I'm getting out of here quick smart!

Defo not. Smart girl!

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

get me a vicar!!

Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.

eh? what the fuck is a clitoris? JUST BANG'EM!!!

Barney Army wrote:

Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.

you dont or they dont

i've always wondered about the doggy-style thing, myself. i don't particularly care for it.

As long as i'm part of the position, i'm happy:)

As long as i'm part of the position, i'm happy

What if Taboo was the other part of that position??

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Cripes. Lights on or off?

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depthcharge wrote:

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Cripes. Lights on or off?

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outdoors :D

Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???

so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?

YEAH, I DO!!!

NObabe wrote:

Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???

so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?

YEAH, I DO!!!

Get a room.

Christopher Owens wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???

so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?

YEAH, I DO!!!

Get a room.

Err, what room? I'm sure I made myself clear about that outdoors thingie

NObabe wrote:

Err, what room? I'm sure I made myself clear about that outdoors thingie

ALLRIGHT.

Get a tent.

Blah Blah Blah wrote: If she keeps talking like this, I just might be able to pitch a tent...

:p

Get in there, big lad.

Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.

That quote was taken out of context. I was completely misquoted.

I demand to see my lawyer now! Etc.

awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha

NObabe wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Cripes. Lights on or off?

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outdoors :D

all sounds very intriging.

Samantha Chapman wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.

That quote was taken out of context. I was completely misquoted.

I demand to see my lawyer now! Etc.

She's right: the actual quote was - "Get fantastic orgasms with the doggy style - oh you know what I mean. Yes, you do...."

NObabe wrote: awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha

Unlike myself and Ms Chapman (who lives all of a twenty minute drive from me), I have actually met Maya (who lives - what - a four hour flight from the UK?)

Ho hum.

depthcharge wrote:

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Cripes. Lights on or off?

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on, preferably.

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

NObabe wrote: awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha

Unlike myself and Ms Chapman (who lives all of a twenty minute drive from me), I have actually met Maya (who lives - what - a four hour flight from the UK?)

Ho hum.

fook knows, flew over Milan so it took me 3 and a half to get my arse over there

NObabe wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

NObabe wrote: awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha

Unlike myself and Ms Chapman (who lives all of a twenty minute drive from me), I have actually met Maya (who lives - what - a four hour flight from the UK?)

Ho hum.

fook knows, flew over Milan so it took me 3 and a half to get my arse over there

your well-viewed arse?

which reminded me ... Has any of you actually ever had sex on the plane?

NObabe wrote: which reminded me ... Has any of you actually ever had sex on the plane?

not yet...

AgentWood wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

Cripes. Lights on or off?

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on, preferably.

yes you'd want to fully see the beauty of the other person. and their tats.

Asked Sara about this too tonight. She said:

Doggy style, because it's naughty

Or me on top, so she can feel/see me.

When we do it doggy, she always play with my balls. I like that!

i don't like doggy because i feel like, well, a dog.

Someone give that dog a bone.

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depthcharge wrote: Someone give that dog a bone.

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any suggestions, DC?

depthcharge wrote: Someone give that dog a bone.

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i'm sure she can look after her own needs, and make her own choices. i won't say anymore, or i might get into trouble. :D

me bad again.

I don't like doggy style either - I find it can hurt sometimes when the guy gets a bit carried away. him on top is definitely best, especially if he's really got the technique down on clitorial stimulation plus the girl gets to see and feel whatever she wants while he's doing all the work! :D

~V

Yowsers. The sistas are really, erm, opening up on this thread.

*Wipes sweat off brow*

Back to work lads.

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depthcharge wrote: Yowsers. The sistas are really, erm, opening up on this thread.

*Wipes sweat off brow*

Back to work lads.

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looks like you may need to practice a bit more. some quite high standards there.

and men wonder why we have to fake it sometimes.

AgentWood wrote: and men wonder why we have to fake it sometimes.

i could say i've had no complaints, but then I may have to proove it.

don't you have to go and watch csi or something? ah that's right. good night, see ya monday.

AgentWood wrote:

depthcharge wrote: Someone give that dog a bone.

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any suggestions, DC?

Qantas flight QF069.

Miami direct to Canberra, twice daily.

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Thanks for the tip DC.

depthcharge wrote: Someone give that dog a bone.

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SPOON makes em SWOON

Can I choose 3?

* Me on top: nice to see her face why I'm practicing quality clit stimulation * Doggy. But it tends to give me very naughty ideas... * 69 (do I have to explain why?).

Outdoor sex is great. During our honeymoon, my wife and I had sex in the ocean in Thailand (in Phucket which, obviously, should be pronounced Fucked). We were close to the beach (we had water up to our breasts) and there were many swimmers in a close range. Very exciting situation, the orgasm took only a few minutes to blow up for both of us.

AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*

My favorite is the latter, but with the woman's soles on my face because I'm a foot fetishist. There, I said it. But it's also a great position due to the upward curvature of the penis and the way it stimulates the G-Spot in that position. If I lean back further, it really pushes upwards against it as the ridge of the head massages it even more intensely. It's nice too because you can alternate between leaning back and kind of throwing your body forward to thrust deeper inside. It's always been a favorite of mine and the women I've had sex with.:D

Scattermcbrain wrote: I don't like doggy style either - I find it can hurt sometimes when the guy gets a bit carried away. him on top is definitely best, especially if he's really got the technique down on clitorial stimulation plus the girl gets to see and feel whatever she wants while he's doing all the work! :D

~V

Do you mean clitoral stimulation using his fingers or some other means?

Ben wrote: Outdoor sex is great. During our honeymoon, my wife and I had sex in the ocean in Thailand (in Phucket which, obviously, should be pronounced Fucked). We were close to the beach (we had water up to our breasts) and there were many swimmers in a close range. Very exciting situation, the orgasm took only a few minutes to blow up for both of us.

jesus. did you find that in a danielle steel novel?

AgentWood wrote:

Ben wrote: Outdoor sex is great. During our honeymoon, my wife and I had sex in the ocean in Thailand (in Phucket which, obviously, should be pronounced Fucked). We were close to the beach (we had water up to our breasts) and there were many swimmers in a close range. Very exciting situation, the orgasm took only a few minutes to blow up for both of us.

jesus. did you find that in a danielle steel novel?

Never read Mrs Steel's novels. This resulted from the inspiration of the moment... We were young and very very very much in love and... greedy

Ben wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Ben wrote: Outdoor sex is great. During our honeymoon, my wife and I had sex in the ocean in Thailand (in Phucket which, obviously, should be pronounced Fucked). We were close to the beach (we had water up to our breasts) and there were many swimmers in a close range. Very exciting situation, the orgasm took only a few minutes to blow up for both of us.

jesus. did you find that in a danielle steel novel?

Never read Mrs Steel's novels. This resulted from the inspiration of the moment... We were young and very very very much in love and... greedy

i say!

im blushing. doggy style. Something about the view.

Let's see...

Regular - Get to see her face, kiss her, squeeze the melons, etc. Regular + - Lifting up her legs, it's a doozy Doggy - Great feeling, but a little bit too close to the Chocolate Factory for my taste

A good recent one I discovered...the girl hanging backwards off the bed, and hitting it at a sideways angle....ohhh, someone needs a cold cold shower