cannibalism

Would you try a piece of human meat? Even if there was no chance you could get a brain-rotting disease from it?

No. Unless I killed an enemy soldier then I might cut his/her liver out and grill it.

Erm, no. Now I assume we're not talking about being stranded on a mounaintop with nothing to eat but your dead teammates...

What do you mean, would I?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Erm, no. Now I assume we're not talking about being stranded on a mounaintop with nothing to eat but your dead teammates...

No, not a survival situation. More like just a random day, when there are other food options available. More out of curiosity than necessity. Like shopping at Tescos or some other grocery mart and being offered a sample.

defo not by choice. i can not predict how i would react in an emergency situation. hopefully the answer is still no.

Maybe Popesy should give this a try.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Maybe Popesy should give this a try.

do you spend all your time digging up ahm interesting links?

Unfortunately.

Do they sell HUFU at Tescos?

Is it on the Kosher aisle?

if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.

if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.

AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.

if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.

some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.

if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.

some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?

naughty boy! wait until comrade gets a look at that!

Yes, just wait.

And he calls me a dirty old man...

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.

if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.

some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?

naughty boy! wait until comrade gets a look at that!

me bad. sorry.

So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

depends how big the age gap is.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?

yes, that makes you a dirty old man.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

me bad. sorry.

well, not that bad....

Defo.

Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.

And sometimes they work.

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?

yes, that makes you a dirty old man.

Olsen schmolsen.

On the other hand, they are hot.

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?

yes, that makes you a dirty old man.

It's more about my willingness to have pizza with Monica Lewinsky. :)

AgentWood wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

me bad. sorry.

well, not that bad....

ok then.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Defo.

Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.

And sometimes they work.

you don't go up to young girls wearing a raincoat do you?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?

yes, that makes you a dirty old man.

Olsen schmolsen.

On the other hand, they are hot.

they are emanciated at have a silly look on their faces. they are anything but hot.

I wonder if Monica still shares cigars?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."

I use dirty old man as a term of endearment - because usually they aren't pervy, they're cute while giving you the once over. :P You just want to pat their head, and they usually want you to, as well.

come back comrade smirnov no harm intended.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Defo.

Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.

And sometimes they work.

you don't go up to young girls wearing a raincoat do you?

But...

msh wrote: I use dirty old man as a term of endearment - because usually they aren't pervy, they're cute while giving you the once over. :P You just want to pat their head, and they usually want you to, as well.

But...

Ronald Kirsch wrote: come back comrade smirnov no harm intended.

I've aged rto the equivalent of a 50 year old man thanks to you lot...