Would you try a piece of human meat? Even if there was no chance you could get a brain-rotting disease from it?
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Erm, no. Now I assume we're not talking about being stranded on a mounaintop with nothing to eat but your dead teammates...
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Erm, no. Now I assume we're not talking about being stranded on a mounaintop with nothing to eat but your dead teammates...
No, not a survival situation. More like just a random day, when there are other food options available. More out of curiosity than necessity. Like shopping at Tescos or some other grocery mart and being offered a sample.
defo not by choice. i can not predict how i would react in an emergency situation. hopefully the answer is still no.
if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.
if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.
AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.
if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.
some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.
if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.
some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?
naughty boy! wait until comrade gets a look at that!
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote: if i were in a place where it was part of their culture, yes.
if i were a member of a football team stranded in the andes--hell, yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. it's sustenance, isn't it? if you're dead, you're dead. if i were dead i would hope someone would eat me to keep themselves alive.
some here would "eat" you now. did i just say that?
me bad. sorry.
So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man." 
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
depends how big the age gap is.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?
yes, that makes you a dirty old man. 
Defo.
Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.
And sometimes they work. 
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?
yes, that makes you a dirty old man.
Olsen schmolsen.
On the other hand, they are hot.
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?
yes, that makes you a dirty old man.
It's more about my willingness to have pizza with Monica Lewinsky. :)
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Defo.
Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.
And sometimes they work.
you don't go up to young girls wearing a raincoat do you?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
are you talking about your fixation on the olsen twins?
yes, that makes you a dirty old man.
Olsen schmolsen.
On the other hand, they are hot.
they are emanciated at have a silly look on their faces. they are anything but hot.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: So...If a younger guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's "healthy." and if a middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's, again, "healthy." And if a slightly older middle-aged guy finds much delight in the opposite sex, he's a "dirty old man."
I use dirty old man as a term of endearment - because usually they aren't pervy, they're cute while giving you the once over. :P You just want to pat their head, and they usually want you to, as well.
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Defo.
Well, one can still admire the beauty of another person despite a great age gap (admiration can go in either direction), but usually relationships with great age gaps are impractical, and sometimes unethical.
And sometimes they work.
you don't go up to young girls wearing a raincoat do you?
But... 
msh wrote: I use dirty old man as a term of endearment - because usually they aren't pervy, they're cute while giving you the once over. :P You just want to pat their head, and they usually want you to, as well.
But...
Ronald Kirsch wrote: come back comrade smirnov no harm intended.
I've aged rto the equivalent of a 50 year old man thanks to you lot...
welcome back smirnie. almost time for me to get out of here, well perhaps another hour or so.
Nice to be back.
Somehow, a thread about cannibalism has turned into a thread about sex, just like every other thread on here. Randy lot us.
Next thread coming up:
Tax regulations for 2006.
A few posts in: "Penalty with interest? Oh yeah, baby, give me your penalty with interest!"
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Nice to be back.
Somehow, a thread about cannibalism has turned into a thread about sex, just like every other thread on here. Randy lot us.
Next thread coming up:
Tax regulations for 2006.
A few posts in: "Penalty with interest? Oh yeah, baby, give me your penalty with interest!"
don't talk to me about tax, those ba*)(&s want $600+ from me one week before my birthday. ok no problem, but really.
Well, looks like everybody's paired off and gone home now. Just me, here all alone...
Where's that daft bird gone that wants to pat me on the head?
*snickers*
In response to the original intent of the thread, I'd be most likely of the people I know to try human flesh once. I'm not saying I wouldn't be retching afterwards, but I'd be likely to try it once.
Probably not fresh and raw, though. Might have to make it more appealing fried and seasoned or something.
