AgentWood wrote: chapman and clayhead: get a room, already!
this is a child-friendly forum.
My kids are asleep.
:D
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Er, that was a reference to Wallace and Grommit, who are profoundly child-friendly (and a magnificent sex aid for struggling couples, natch!)
Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.
you dont or they dont 
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
AgentWood wrote: this is a child-friendly forum.
When'd that happen?
supposedly we have a code of conduct somewhere, buggered if i know what's in it. :D
Yikes, I clicked the wrong link and ended up here by mistake - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
I'm getting out of here quick smart!
mil wrote: Yikes, I clicked the wrong link and ended up here by mistake - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
I'm getting out of here quick smart!
Defo not. Smart girl!
AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*
get me a vicar!!
Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.
eh? what the fuck is a clitoris? JUST BANG'EM!!!
Barney Army wrote:
Rian wrote: I wonder why girls like doggy style so much. You don't get that much contact with clitoris that way.
you dont or they dont
i've always wondered about the doggy-style thing, myself. i don't particularly care for it.
As long as i'm part of the position, i'm happy
What if Taboo was the other part of that position??
AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*
Cripes. Lights on or off?
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*
Cripes. Lights on or off?
:\pimp3:
outdoors :D
Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???
so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?
YEAH, I DO!!!
NObabe wrote:
Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???
so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?
YEAH, I DO!!!
Get a room.
Christopher Owens wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Blah Blah Blah wrote: oh dear...Maya...do you still need a HUSBAND???
so, doggy outdoors person yerself, Jeff?
YEAH, I DO!!!
Get a room.
Err, what room? I'm sure I made myself clear about that outdoors thingie 
NObabe wrote:
Err, what room? I'm sure I made myself clear about that outdoors thingie
ALLRIGHT.
Get a tent.
Blah Blah Blah wrote: If she keeps talking like this, I just might be able to pitch a tent...
:p
Get in there, big lad.
Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.
That quote was taken out of context. I was completely misquoted.
I demand to see my lawyer now! Etc.
NObabe wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*
Cripes. Lights on or off?
:\pimp3:
outdoors :D
all sounds very intriging.
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Just do it doggy style - result every time (according to Sam Chapman). See verbatim quote below.
That quote was taken out of context. I was completely misquoted.
I demand to see my lawyer now! Etc.
She's right: the actual quote was - "Get fantastic orgasms with the doggy style - oh you know what I mean. Yes, you do...."
NObabe wrote: awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha
Unlike myself and Ms Chapman (who lives all of a twenty minute drive from me), I have actually met Maya (who lives - what - a four hour flight from the UK?)
Ho hum.
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote: me on top. or him on his knees with me on my back and my feet around his neck. *ahem*
Cripes. Lights on or off?
:\pimp3:
on, preferably.
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
NObabe wrote: awwww, you two are so sweet, good catch Sam, haha
Unlike myself and Ms Chapman (who lives all of a twenty minute drive from me), I have actually met Maya (who lives - what - a four hour flight from the UK?)
Ho hum.
fook knows, flew over Milan so it took me 3 and a half to get my arse over there
