NOOL Bonfire

I have BUILT one!Now who can we throw on TOP.Instead of GUY FAWKES i suggest ROBBIE WILLIAMS! RELIGHT MY FIRE

I have a copy of Blue Monday we can burn

I would suggest throwing that keyboard of yours on mate, as it keeps on sticking on CAPS LOCK

Johnny wrote: I would suggest throwing that keyboard of yours on mate, as it keeps on sticking on CAPS LOCK

I bought IT in a COMET FIRE DAMAGED sale.Wish i had never torched the place down now!

Forgive him Mick, for he knows not what he say's !

I bet he is a mate of KEITH LAIRD(no smoke without FIRE)-PHOENIX NIGHTS.

have to admit, you've got me there

I second Mr Robbie Williams - new album - not self - I'm not that cruel!

Rocket Mick wrote: I have BUILT one!Now who can we throw on TOP.Instead of GUY FAWKES i suggest ROBBIE WILLIAMS! RELIGHT MY FIRE

What a wonderful suggestion

Wino wrote: I second Mr Robbie Williams - new album - not self - I'm not that cruel!

Then we will get on like a HOUSE ON FIRE!Are you coming to MANCHESTER then? Regards Rocket MICK

Keith Lard- class episode that, doggie style

Andrew Sayer wrote: Keith Lard- class episode that, doggie style

isn't that from 'that peter kay thing'?

all i rememebr about that episode on phoenix nights was the apology to the real keith lard stating there was no similarity meant.

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Andrew Sayer wrote: Keith Lard- class episode that, doggie style

isn't that from 'that peter kay thing'?

all i rememebr about that episode on phoenix nights was the apology to the real keith lard stating there was no similarity meant.

Yes i pissed myself at that one!

You can burn my ex girlfriend.

We need to build a Wicker Man

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: We need to build a Wicker Man

yes, and lets make it out of copies of blue monday and shellshock.

how about George W Bush?

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: We need to build a Wicker Man

Leave ALAN alone.He's been arouun the world!

James Blunt. Dido. My copy of LowLife.

Christopher Owens wrote: James Blunt. Dido. My copy of LowLife.

Would that tracing paper cover be hard to burn though?

Johnny wrote:

Would that tracing paper cover be hard to burn though?

Not really, no.

Christopher Owens wrote: James Blunt. Dido. My copy of LowLife.

Fookin wierdo.

I actually question whether you have even listened to Low Life, never mind own a copy.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Fookin wierdo.

Why?.

Uncle Liam wrote: I actually question whether you have even listened to Low Life, never mind own a copy.

Yes, I have.

I wrote this for another thread. It explains why I detest the album.

Technique was my first NO album (after International) and I loved it. Great songs from start to finish. LowLife was my second and I remember hoping that it would grow on me,(as I'd heard TLU and TPK on International and wasn't impressed)I must have given it about eight plays and it simply didn't. To me it was the equivilent of having you ears massaged with a cheesegrinder. Later on, I found out that it was the fans favourite. So I tried it again, but the same reaction.

Nearly stopped listening to NO after that, but Movement got me back into them.

Low Life is New Orders most consistent album. Everything is that is good about New Order is in those eight songs. An album that contains Sunrise, Face Up, Sooner Than You Think, This Time of Night and Perfect Kiss, which a so called New Order fan claims to "despise" and wants to burn leaves only the following explanations:

a) you are an idiot b) you are deaf c) you have never listened to the album

Which one is it?

Uncle Liam wrote: Low Life is New Orders most consistent album. Everything is that is good about New Order is in those eight songs. An album that contains Sunrise, Face Up, Sooner Than You Think, This Time of Night and Perfect Kiss, which a so called New Order fan claims to "despise" and wants to burn leaves only the following explanations:

a) you are an idiot b) you are deaf c) you have never listened to the album

Which one is it?

SO WHAT if I don't like LowLife?

Answer the question...

None apply to me.

Now answer my question...

Well, its not so much the fact that you dont like Low Life, its the complete disdain you show for it. Low Life is universally regarded as one of, if not the best new order albu,. Yet, here you are saying you would like to burn your copy. This confuses me, and probably a few more people as well. Why would a so call New Order fan show such disdain for one of their strongest pieces of work? Thats like an Oasis fan calling Definitley Maybe "shite" or a Stone Roses fan slagging of their first album. This clearly makes no sense, so i am therefore led to the the conclusion that you have a) never listened to the album or b) you are just an idiot.

I think it was Mark Rutter who said to you, "if you dont like Low Life, you dont like New Order." Couldnt have put it better myself.

Heres another one for you, in the unlikely event that you ever see New Order live, and they played the following set list, would you be disappointed:

Elegia 5 8 6 Blue Monday As it Was... TPK Love Vig Ultraviolence Sunrise This Time of Night Sooner Than You Think Truth Face Up

which is just a random collection of songs...

Uncle Liam wrote: Well, its not so much the fact that you dont like Low Life, its the complete disdain you show for it. Low Life is universally regarded as one of, if not the best new order albu,. Yet, here you are saying you would like to burn your copy.

It's meant as a joke. Digital Mike said he'd burn his copy of Blue Monday. So why can't I say 'Aye, I'll burn LowLife.'

Uncle Liam wrote: This confuses me, and probably a few more people as well. Why would a so call New Order fan show such disdain for one of their strongest pieces of work? Thats like an Oasis fan calling Definitley Maybe "shite" or a Stone Roses fan slagging of their first album. This clearly makes no sense, so i am therefore led to the the conclusion that you have a) never listened to the album or b) you are just an idiot.

It's down to personal opinion. I think that Master of Reality is the best Black Sabbath album ever, but if someone disagreed, even hated it, I wouldn't annoy them about it. It's their choice.

Uncle Liam wrote: I think it was Mark Rutter who said to you, "if you dont like Low Life, you dont like New Order." Couldnt have put it better myself.

Complete and utter crap. People like NO for various reasons. Just because I don't like an album that most others do isn't a crime.

Elegia (don't mind it live) 5 8 6 Blue Monday As it Was... TPK (toilet time) Love Vig (still in toilet) Ultraviolence Sunrise (bar) This Time of Night (passed out) Sooner Than You Think (still passed out) Truth (up) Face Up (heading out early)

Not a bad setlist, but you know my feelings on LowLife

And the winner of the NOOL idiot of the year 2005 is...

Uncle Liam wrote: And the winner of the NOOL idiot of the year 2005 is...

Uncle Liam, for his services to narrow mindedness.

touche.

No, surprisingly. While my highly educated brain cannot get my head around the fact that you dont like Low Life (apart from the obvious reasons i have given), one is left to wonder what you think of other New Order albums? We know you like Technique, so i presume Fine Time is your fave of that, and movement set you back on track after Low Life almost stopped you from listening to New Order.

Lets see? Lets see, is Republic a work of genius. Is WFTSC hoisted up to the status of legendary by the presence of JetStream on the album? And as for Get Ready, well, no doubt you hate Primitive Notion and Crystal, but its a good album nonetheless, with a brilliant ending in the shape of Run Wild?

Uncle Liam wrote: touche.

Uncle Liam wrote: No, surprisingly. While my highly educated brain cannot get my head around the fact that you dont like Low Life (apart from the obvious reasons i have given), one is left to wonder what you think of other New Order albums? We know you like Technique, so i presume Fine Time is your fave of that,

No, it's a toss up between Mr. Disco and Love Less.

Uncle Liam wrote: and movement set you back on track after Low Life almost stopped you from listening to New Order.

Correct.

Uncle Liam wrote: Lets see? Lets see, is Republic a work of genius.

Go to State of the Nation forum. There's a thread called 'Republic Defence'. See what I wrote.

If you can't be bothered:

It's an OK album, but most of the numbers (Young Offender,Chemical,Liar etc) could be anybody.

Uncle Liam wrote: Is WFTSC hoisted up to the status of legendary by the presence of JetStream on the album?

I think Who's Joe, WFTSC, Krafty and Turn do that fine.

Uncle Liam wrote: And as for Get Ready, well, no doubt you hate Primitive Notion and Crystal, but its a good album nonetheless, with a brilliant ending in the shape of Run Wild

Wrong on two counts, but correct on one. The right one is Run Wild.

Primitive Notion is Sunrise version 2. So how can you like one but not the other?

Uncle Liam wrote: Primitive Notion is Sunrise version 2. So how can you like one but not the other?

Can't really hear that.

Love the life affirming chorus, and the guitar matches it.

Can you not really hear it because you have never listened to it?

Uncle Liam wrote: Can you not really hear it because you have never listened to it?

Anything to get at me, eh.

That's like someone saying 'Enjoy The Silence' is True Faith Mark 2. Some hear it, while others don't.

Uncle Liam wrote: Low Life is New Orders most consistent album. Everything is that is good about New Order is in those eight songs. An album that contains Sunrise, Face Up, Sooner Than You Think, This Time of Night and Perfect Kiss, which a so called New Order fan claims to "despise" and wants to burn leaves only the following explanations:

a) you are an idiot b) you are deaf c) you have never listened to the album

Which one is it?

All of those things.

Rocket Mick wrote:

Wino wrote: I second Mr Robbie Williams - new album - not self - I'm not that cruel!

Then we will get on like a HOUSE ON FIRE!Are you coming to MANCHESTER then? Regards Rocket MICK

I AM!!! As at this moment anyway..........

Geraldo Rivera and all other "investigative reporters" who break all the important news such as "what's really in your Salisbury steak?" and "Teenage sex fiends: where to find them!"

Angel with a Catapult wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Low Life is New Orders most consistent album. Everything is that is good about New Order is in those eight songs. An album that contains Sunrise, Face Up, Sooner Than You Think, This Time of Night and Perfect Kiss, which a so called New Order fan claims to "despise" and wants to burn leaves only the following explanations:

a) you are an idiot b) you are deaf c) you have never listened to the album

Which one is it?

All of those things.

Hilarious.:finger:

Taboo # 7 wrote: "Teenage sex fiends: where to find them!"

Where?