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Once upon a time there was that yellow cowboy riding his yellow horse somewhere in the yellow desert. He was desperately looking for a yellow hotel with a yellow room and a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. After 3 yellow days riding his really tired yellow horse, the yellow cowboy finally saw the yellow hotel in the yellow desert. He (the yellow cowboy) entered the yellow door of a yellow hotel, walked right to a receptionist (who was also yellow, btw) and asked: Do you have a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it? The yellow receptionist answered politely: I’m so sorry, yellow cowboy, but we don’t have any yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. The yellow cowboy thanked the kind yellow receptionist and started searching for another yellow hotel with a yellow room and a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. Then after 2 yellow days the yellow cowboy who was of course riding his yellow horse saw another yellow hotel so he went to a receptionist (yeah, he was yellow too) and asked: Do you have a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it? The yellow receptionist answered : Nope, we don’t have any yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. The yellow cowboy thanked the yellow receptionist and then started searching for another yellow hotel with a yellow room and a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. Unfortuntely his yellow horse died in the yellow desert so our yellow cowboy had to walk the yellow desert cause he was searching for a yellow hotel with a yellow room and a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. Then he saw one more yellow hotel and went to the yellow receptionist and asked: Do you have a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it? The yellow receptionist answered: Yeah, we do have a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. The yellow cowboy then said: Cool! Could you give me a key to a a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it? The yellow receptionist said: Yes, I’ll give you the key to a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it, it’s just that the key is YELLOW too. The yellow cowboy said: Good. Could I get the yellow key to a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. The yellow receptionist answered: Sure you can get the yellow key to a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. The yellow cowboy then took the yellow key to a yellow room with a yellow door with a yellow number 3 on it. He went to a yellow door of a yellow hotel room and there was that yellow number 3 on the door of course. He then opened the yellow door with a yellow key and slowly entered the yellow room where everything was well, yellow of course, except that one little BLACK spot on the yellow wall.

The question is: What was that? :eek:

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Dunno.I'm colour blind

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a blackhead perhaps?

that would turn into a big YELLOW zit in time

:shrug:

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NOPE! Will post an answer on sunday perhaps, if noone guesses it in the meantime (I take it noone would, hee hee)

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Can't wait til Sunday!

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his not so yellow shadow?

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NOT EVEN CLOSE!! :smoking:

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its too early for me give more coffee, otherwise i'll just come up with some rude suggestions. OK its probably a play on words, but the brain is still too slow.

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I Am Curious Yellow?

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Not a chuffing clue.

:crazy:

Come on... tell, tell, tell!

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I hope you copied and pasted that little story form somewhere,Maya.To actually type all that out i would imagine would have been bloody hard work to say the least.

Anyway , i'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the answer on sunday!:laugh:

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Johnny wrote: I hope you copied and pasted that little story form somewhere,Maya.To actually type all that out i would imagine would have been bloody hard work to say the least.

Anyway , i'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the answer on sunday!:laugh:

I did not!!! Just a stupid story somebody told me a couple of years ago. Dunno if it's on the net though. I typed in a word document first then copied on nool.

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NObabe wrote: NOT EVEN CLOSE!! :smoking:

a fly on the wall??

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BALDRICK wrote:

NObabe wrote: NOT EVEN CLOSE!! :smoking:

a fly on the wall??

Nope! Think in colours! There's the clue :crazy:

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a yellow black spot?

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Here's to you curious yellow bastards

That was actually the beginning of a BLACK story, haha!

Once upon a time there was that BLACK cowboy riding his BLACK horse somewhere in the BLACK desert. He was desperately looking for a BLACK hotel with a BLACK room and a BLACK door with a BLACK number 3 on it. After 3 BLACK days riding his really tired BLACK horse, the BLACK cowboy finally saw the BLACK hotel in the BLACK desert. He (the BLACK cowboy) entered the BLACK door of a BLACK hotel, walked right to a receptionist (who was also BLACK, btw) and asked: Do you have a BLACK room with a BLACK door with a BLACK number 3 on it? ... and blah blah blah ...

So SHOOT ME NOW!!! :uhoh:

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Thanks for clearing that one up.I'll stick to reading the Yellow Pages next time ,though:laugh:

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:angry:

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