What a twat, why does he wear that Top Hat, it is the worst Stan Laurel impression I have ever seen.
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...and hes crap at the rock god guitar hero thing compared with hooky !
The guitar solo seemed even longer tonight, I went for a piss made a cuppa and he was still going
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: What a twat, why does he wear that Top Hat, it is the worst Stan Laurel impression I have ever seen.
don't know i've always thought of him as the mad hatter.
Fookinell why are they showing it out of order?
Hope you all saw Alanis Morissette using an autocue for Blowing in the Wind.....
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: What a twat, why does he wear that Top Hat, it is the worst Stan Laurel impression I have ever seen.
Manic wrote:
...and hes crap at the rock god guitar hero thing compared with hooky !
The guitar solo seemed even longer tonight, I went for a piss made a cuppa and he was still going
:finger:
The man is a god, a legend.
Agreed, Slash's guitar solo did sound like a cat slowly dying in the street. I like Hendrix but for fucks sake that was just wanky indulgence, the only person enjoying it was the top hatted twat himself! 
That whole awards ceremony was just a pile of wank. Sorry, I can't put it any better! I faithfully tuned in for my favourite band and sat through half an hour of the usual hero-worship of all the 'generally-accepted-best' like Hendrix and Dylan. Surely we fucking know how good they are and don't need reminded for the 5 gazillionth time?
Obviously not, chuck another award in Hendrix's coffin he's having a dinner party.
if you think that was bad you should have been there. the producers actually spared you the first track that they did. fuck knows what it was,but like most of hendrixs stuff it sounded like an electric guitar put into a washing machine on full spin while being thrown of a cliff. slash your a cunt.
That whole awards ceremony was just a pile of wank.
most self adulation or should that be flagulation usually is. i would still like to see it though.
It was shit, believe me. The only thing worth turning up for by about a million miles was the Order. Especially Barney 'playing' guitar with his teeth at the end. Much as I like people baring their arses in public, as a 'this is bollocks' gesture it was pretty much spot on, especially after the wankfest that was the Hendrix 'tribute'. And I don't think I've ever seen a more bland, opportunist & beamed-in 'I've got a Greatest Hits out, did you know?' performance than Morrissete's.
The bloody sound people made it seem even blander than it actually was - at least the NOOL crowd actually tried to make it seem a bit lairier than a fucking polite dinner party (you'd barely know it from the telly, mind).
Still glad I went, though (thanks Nic!).
I was amused with what Barney said at the end of New Order's acceptance speech "We're going to try to find our instruments now and play a couple of songs for you. Don't worry, no guitar solos!" Shows you what they thought of Slash's furious fret-wanking! 
Embarassing, the Hendrix tribute made Barney's dad-dancing look cool.
why does he always have a fag in his mouth thats burnt right down to the tip? does he think it makes him look cool? f***in twat.
apart from order, the whole thing was sterile at best.
I was a bit slow on the uptake as it never dawned on me why barney played the guitar with his teeth until afterwards. Quality.
Yep he certainly is a cock that bloke.
I sat through the whole thing, cringing. It has the potential to be a bloody good show without all the ass kissing. They should try a different format next year.
Loved New Order though. Thought Gillian looked great. She must have been sleeping in a Tupperware box for the past 10 years, cos she's not aged!
