Most Annoying person on telly
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the guy in the elephant.co.uk adss.....he makes me flesh creep.
Also Paris hilton/Jordan/that bint who's only famous for not liking jorday....and all those people make me actually rage. I even crushed a glass (alright a cup, me hand tensed up so much I squeezed the handle off it) in my hand one night when one of em (probably Jordan) appeaed without warning.
IF you hear about somone going postal at the vacuous-pointless-celebrity-cunt awards...it's a safe bet it'll be me :)
Wino wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Nick fookin Berry
As in 'Mr Heartbeat'?
yep, Paul Calf's fave actor
would have said anthea turner but luckily she aint on these days. so them 2 gays that do houses up 
the son of a bitch on those miracle blade infomercials who dresses up like a chef is the most annoying. There's some real stupid assholes promoting their products (the Ronco guy or tony little) and actors (those jerks in that mini-blender skit where they make shitty muffins and guacamole in like 14 seconds) acting out promotions for other people's products but that miracle blade moron is the worst.
i dont know if people in the UK get these infomercials i mentioned but they are horrid. they invade 50% of the television stations after 12am.
bansheeman wrote: would have said anthea turner but luckily she aint on these days. so them 2 gays that do houses up
Don't speak too soon mate.I read she's planning a comeback.
that horrible woman with the screechy voice from the Australia Pensioners Insurance ads.
there was a poll where those ads won the most annoying category.
Rocket Mick wrote: HALIFAX MAN-Bastard:D
Fuck off, no way! i'm from Halifax so i can't accept that, Sorry
digital mike binoche wrote: I go for Smug Git Francis Wilson, the Sky Weather Man
Isn't he just..
Blued Eyed Boy said what I was going to say. Did you see Paris pulling up her dress to show photographers her hooch?
i used to have a mortal fear of dan rather (seriously), but i don't have to worry about that anymore.
so now it's david 'horatio caine' caruso. a very poor william shatner impression. 
David Caruso the Bernard impressionist?
Has to be Lewish Walsz for me (as he was called by the Yorkshire Rapper). Would happily do time for battering him.
That tosser from the Picture Loans advert who is playing with a football and his stupid bint of a wife is filming him on the phone - as you do.
The Halifax Man defo.
Michael Winner too.
Totally with you on that Jem.... AND all those ambulance chasers..."are you a fucktard.....did you put your dick in the meat press at work.....then why not help us bankrupt your company and put you and your colleagues on the dole" ("open to all UK residents except filty N. Irish terrorist scum"...thought there were laws in this country about that sort of shit)
one of them actualy STOPPED ME IN THE STREET IN MANCHESTER (is that common?). He says "any accidents in the past two years"...I said "no" and as I wandered away "but I can fortell a big one in your future if you ever do that again". I SHOULD have given him a huge speech (in my best manc accent) about a terrible fate that befell me at work that was clearly not my fault and had caused lots of very claimworthy injuries. The when he got all excited and drooly, point out that I'm from NI (and consequently, not welcome in their busniess), just to see the look on his face. but I was cold and tired and some bunch of cunts called New Order had turned my mind into pate the night before.
I know, how annoying. I work for Bolton Council and when i'm out on site you can see them all knocking on doors trying to talk our tenants into suing us for minor repairs. Do your head in don't they. Wouldn't do it for a gold clock.
Keith Chegwin when he's on GMTV. He's way OTT and there's absolutely no need for anyone to make that much noise first thing.
I aint a morning person to start with, but he just does my head in.
twist wrote: Blued Eyed Boy said what I was going to say. Did you see Paris pulling up her dress to show photographers her hooch?
Luckily, I didn't see that. I honestly hope she disappears soon. She isn't famous for anything, other than a few amateur porno tapes and being a rich tramp.
I gotta second for Chris Evans..
The ginger c___ has been off the telly for years; he comes back last Sunday with 'OFI Sunday', and its the same old self-indulgent tripe he was making years ago.
Watch it tonight, if you dare....
twist wrote: Blued Eyed Boy said what I was going to say. Did you see Paris pulling up her dress to show photographers her hooch?
What she doing keeping her alco-pops up there??
Anyone famous for doing fcuk all,only one more person annoys me more than Hilton....Coleen McCo...Coleen McC...oh fuck her Rooney's bird! She's even got her own page in a womens mag now....err..apparently! "Wot I bought today on my boyfriend's money" 
Sean Hannity
Regis Philbin
Paul Schaffer(sic), Letterman's band leader 
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (the entire fucking cast)
Sean Hayes
The current crop of SNL "new guys"
The dwarf real-estate moguls whose infomercials are always on whenever I have to get up at five in the morning 
Star Jones :barf:
