Sex tips

let her do the working while you eat

Get properly shagged this Christmas Want better sex, but too afraid to ask for it? Fear not. We'll help... with this, the first installment in our '5 weeks to Chrismas' fab shag guide. Forward at will, women... and enjoy the ensuing attention.

We KNOW you want more interesting sex, but in our Female Nation Survey, you told us you were too embarrassed to ask for it. Well, we can bypass that.

There are five weeks 'til Christmas, and each week, we're going to let you in on a new and mindblowingly lovely way to shag. Our gift to you.

Read it, then forward it on to your lover by clicking on the SEND link below (you don't have to say a thing, we've said it for you) and... wait for the fireworks.

What? Oh, don't mention it. It's our pleasure.

Fab Shag 1: Rope-a-Dope For: Clitoral stimulation Tool: Tongue

This is named after Muhammad Ali's strategy for toppling George Foreman. Ali stood there for seven rounds before springing to life and sending the tired Foreman to the mat. When it comes to cunnilingus, be like Ali:

Conserve your energy, letting her do most of the work as she presses and grinds on your tongue. Start with slow, rhythmic tongue strokes. Try a long, easy ice-cream lick from bottom to top that covers the full span of her inner labia and ends with her clitoral head. No matter how worked up she becomes, keep it slow and easy, and consistent. Tease her into delirium, then... Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold. Why it works This method eases her gently into clitoral stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive at the outset. You'll start her blood flowing while offering the consistent stimulation she needs. The bursts of vigour add surprise, spike her sexual response and keep her moving towards orgasm.

I find my "Eating a Walnut Whip " technique works quite ell

If your lady makes fists with her feet when you hide the salami,it's probably because you forgot to take her tights off.

twist wrote: let her do the working while you eat

Get properly shagged this Christmas Want better sex, but too afraid to ask for it? Fear not. We'll help... with this, the first installment in our '5 weeks to Chrismas' fab shag guide. Forward at will, women... and enjoy the ensuing attention.

We KNOW you want more interesting sex, but in our Female Nation Survey, you told us you were too embarrassed to ask for it. Well, we can bypass that.

There are five weeks 'til Christmas, and each week, we're going to let you in on a new and mindblowingly lovely way to shag. Our gift to you.

Read it, then forward it on to your lover by clicking on the SEND link below (you don't have to say a thing, we've said it for you) and... wait for the fireworks.

What? Oh, don't mention it. It's our pleasure.

Fab Shag 1: Rope-a-Dope For: Clitoral stimulation Tool: Tongue

This is named after Muhammad Ali's strategy for toppling George Foreman. Ali stood there for seven rounds before springing to life and sending the tired Foreman to the mat. When it comes to cunnilingus, be like Ali:

Conserve your energy, letting her do most of the work as she presses and grinds on your tongue. Start with slow, rhythmic tongue strokes. Try a long, easy ice-cream lick from bottom to top that covers the full span of her inner labia and ends with her clitoral head. No matter how worked up she becomes, keep it slow and easy, and consistent. Tease her into delirium, then... Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold. Why it works This method eases her gently into clitoral stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive at the outset. You'll start her blood flowing while offering the consistent stimulation she needs. The bursts of vigour add surprise, spike her sexual response and keep her moving towards orgasm.

off to have a cigarette now.

off to have a cigarette now.

Glad you are back!

i'll have to take this on-board.

Highly recommended for people with bad necks (if she's Onatop)!

twist wrote: let her do the working while you eat

Get properly shagged this Christmas Want better sex, but too afraid to ask for it? Fear not. We'll help... with this, the first installment in our '5 weeks to Chrismas' fab shag guide. Forward at will, women... and enjoy the ensuing attention.

We KNOW you want more interesting sex, but in our Female Nation Survey, you told us you were too embarrassed to ask for it. Well, we can bypass that.

There are five weeks 'til Christmas, and each week, we're going to let you in on a new and mindblowingly lovely way to shag. Our gift to you.

Read it, then forward it on to your lover by clicking on the SEND link below (you don't have to say a thing, we've said it for you) and... wait for the fireworks.

What? Oh, don't mention it. It's our pleasure.

Fab Shag 1: Rope-a-Dope For: Clitoral stimulation Tool: Tongue

This is named after Muhammad Ali's strategy for toppling George Foreman. Ali stood there for seven rounds before springing to life and sending the tired Foreman to the mat. When it comes to cunnilingus, be like Ali:

Conserve your energy, letting her do most of the work as she presses and grinds on your tongue. Start with slow, rhythmic tongue strokes. Try a long, easy ice-cream lick from bottom to top that covers the full span of her inner labia and ends with her clitoral head. No matter how worked up she becomes, keep it slow and easy, and consistent. Tease her into delirium, then... Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold. Why it works This method eases her gently into clitoral stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive at the outset. You'll start her blood flowing while offering the consistent stimulation she needs. The bursts of vigour add surprise, spike her sexual response and keep her moving towards orgasm.

I like to pretend that I'm Muhammad Ali when I go down on girls.

How rude!

I shall have to keep an eye on this thread.

Sex tips?

Now that you mention it, I should set up a tip jar on the nightstand.

twist wrote:

off to have a cigarette now.

Glad you are back!

ok, back now. long cigarette.

twist wrote: let her do the working while you eat

Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold.

Nah, that's all wrong. You start with a couple of slow, easy strokes, then part the labia with your fingers and seal your mouth around the whole area, CPR-style. Breathe through your nose to maintain the seal and use an all-around vacuum move to draw out the clitoris and ever so gently tease it with the tip of your tongue.

:p

It's called "The Gnu."

The only risk is, do it too well, and you can drown!

no one told me about that little trick girls, they don't mention it in the manuals :)

(or rather they didn't back when the information might have some good to me, still I suppose it shows a natural aptitude, or a very easily pleased woman :) )

AgentWood wrote:

twist wrote:

off to have a cigarette now.

Glad you are back!

ok, back now. long cigarette.

what a mental image

ah thats better.

Gnu Odor wrote:

twist wrote: let her do the working while you eat

Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold.

Nah, that's all wrong. You start with a couple of slow, easy strokes, then part the labia with your fingers and seal your mouth around the whole area, CPR-style. Breathe through your nose to maintain the seal and use an all-around vacuum move to draw out the clitoris and ever so gently tease it with the tip of your tongue.

:p

It's called "The Gnu."

the things you learn on nool. i think i'm about to faint.

E/pills/biscuits/Gurn/Gurners/little fellas/MDMA you get the picture...is out of this bleedin stratoshpere

And leaves you very fookin sore and fried of mind, for 2 days

no if can get maltersers and nutella into the mix....

Ronald Kirsch wrote: no if can get maltersers and nutella into the mix....

Is'nt that illegal?

Boatraceface wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: no if can get maltersers and nutella into the mix....

Is'nt that illegal?

probably, that just adds abit of spice, especially in a public place.

(choc)saucy

Ronald Kirsch wrote: no if can get maltersers and nutella into the mix....

That wasn't nutella you felt there.

Hannett of the Apes wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: no if can get maltersers and nutella into the mix....

That wasn't nutella you felt there.

tasted nice but.

AgentWood wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote:

twist wrote: let her do the working while you eat

Hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then... Return to slow, easy strokes. Repeat until she's out cold.

Nah, that's all wrong. You start with a couple of slow, easy strokes, then part the labia with your fingers and seal your mouth around the whole area, CPR-style. Breathe through your nose to maintain the seal and use an all-around vacuum move to draw out the clitoris and ever so gently tease it with the tip of your tongue.

:p

It's called "The Gnu."

Agent Gnu sniffer... He speaks the lingo...the cunnilingo

I thought the "female orgasm" was an urban myth?

pumped full of drugs wrote: I thought the "female orgasm" was an urban myth?

not if the gentleman is a cunning linguist.

AgentWood wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: I thought the "female orgasm" was an urban myth?

not if the gentleman is a cunning linguist.

Drumroll please....