Indeed, how could i TOO forget the splits. AND Mr Benn, or shame on me. I managed a charity shop for a while, and if anyon around my age was in I'd silently sneak out from the back of the shop then utter "as if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared", of about 5 times I did it, oly 2 person knew WTF I was getting at, the rest just thought I was a nut job (not helped by the shop being that of a mental health charity LOL).
I dunno if kids TV was BETTER in our day Sam, or just less retarded. Maybe there were really stupid shows, and we didn;t watch them, the people who did never went on to be netziens. the last kids show I remember seeing that wasn't just bright colours, britneys tits,cheap gags, low advertising nothing too stressful to the young consumer's brain....was Probably "roger and the Rottentrolls", the first series of which was probably the MOST subversive kids show ever. I think they were told to sort it out by the next seies tho ( or the kid who wrote the first one stopped writing). Sadly I got Sky in a while ago, and don't find myself watching kids shows much any more :(
EDIT: was it just me or did EVERYONE wretch when it was kids from their part of the country on "why don't you...." (yer right about full title of course). People from here have the most bizarre habit of speaking like an air-raid siren when forced to "perfom", the pitch just goes up and down for no reason at all, and all natural inflection is swamped by it, we are the antithesis of Americans when presented with a TV camera.