How dodgy are you? — Forum Archive

29 Nov 2005, 06:39

http://www.thesite.org.uk/flash/dodgy.html

I've got 37 years and a £5,000 fine!! Naughty naughty! :nono:

29 Nov 2005, 07:14

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £7000

29 Nov 2005, 07:20

Damn you, i was impressed with my score.

:(

29 Nov 2005, 07:23

http://www.thesite.org.uk/flash/dodgy.html

Only 12.5 years & no fine - I've got some catching up to do!

29 Nov 2005, 07:38

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

29 Nov 2005, 07:48

Hrmm. Looks like I better make some resolutions for New Year's.

51 Years, 7000 fine PLUS the possibility of a death sentence!

And I thought I was a good Christian :wink:

29 Nov 2005, 07:50

far too lazy to do the quiz thing and get a score calc. Funk all that!!!

BUT...went to the new Asda Supermarket last night which opened up the other week near me. Huge car park, friggin empty too. loads of empty Disabled bays near the front. So i dived in one, coz i was only goin in for Milk and a new fridge light bulb. Thats the Dodgiest thing i've done this week. Shit...its only Tuesday.

29 Nov 2005, 08:25

Years in prison 107! :eek: 7000 fine.

29 Nov 2005, 09:33

John Sludden wrote: Years in prison 107! 7000 fine.

:lol: Years in prison: 111.5 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Do I win Unc?

29 Nov 2005, 09:35

You can imagine how many substances were already on the mini-bus to the Ajax game. That added a few years no doubt :brow: :blackeye: :eek:

29 Nov 2005, 09:35

Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 92 Potential fine: £7000

29 Nov 2005, 09:37

Downright Nasty:

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Not to bad, was it? Shit. I almost had to answer yes on all that questions :eek:

29 Nov 2005, 10:00

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

But what the fook is this? --> Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Bollocks!

29 Nov 2005, 10:13

The CHORLEY CAKE is INNOCENT:D

29 Nov 2005, 11:13

Fuck me , I'm like a Choir Boy when compared to the Sluddens :evil4:

29 Nov 2005, 11:55

Didn't we had this test 6 months ago?

29 Nov 2005, 12:42

Sorry my bogbrothers I let you down. I had to stretch the truth a little to get this high as well.

I'm a fucking mummy's boy compared with you lot.

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

29 Nov 2005, 13:27

I'm pretty tame (or boring) compared to the rest of you: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

You guys are all a bunch of bad boys and girls! :evil:

Heather

29 Nov 2005, 13:36

scoundrel more than a bit naughty. 24 years in prison potential fine 9500 pounds

29 Nov 2005, 16:25

I Found Truth wrote: I'm pretty tame (or boring) compared to the rest of you: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

You guys are all a bunch of bad boys and girls! :evil:

Heather

Admit it, you're NINE!

:)

29 Nov 2005, 19:37

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

I feel like a saint-pity!

30 Nov 2005, 03:34

Rocket Mick wrote: The CHORLEY CAKE is INNOCENT:D

But the ECCLES CAKE is a wrong un!

30 Nov 2005, 11:00

only 3-5 years in the slammer, but i'm only a pup so still alot more things to be done!

30 Nov 2005, 14:46

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Ah, just as I thought, a clean living guy :laugh:

30 Nov 2005, 18:10

Steve Campbell wrote:

I Found Truth wrote: I'm pretty tame (or boring) compared to the rest of you: Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

You guys are all a bunch of bad boys and girls! :evil:

Heather

Admit it, you're NINE!

:)

9 1/2 thank for very much!! :)

Actually I'm 22...I need to go out and be a bad girl to rack up some extra potential prison years!

Heather

30 Nov 2005, 18:38

you only left the convent last week then? :D I'd managed most of my score by 18 I think :)

30 Nov 2005, 19:19

FOOK! Got 30 years and £5000 fine.No chance of parole either considering all the postage stamps I stick on upside down at work. :evil3:

1 Dec 2005, 05:08

68 years in prison + 7000£. Poor me :shrug:

2 Dec 2005, 14:23

Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

2 Dec 2005, 17:46

Rian wrote: Didn't we had this test 6 months ago?

Yes we did. Looks like I tied you for the highest fine, but quite a bit fewer years.

Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500