Madonna's Confessions on a Dancefloor

Samantha Chapman wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

If you are referring to the shower of shite that is Port Vale, then yeah, their ground just wants knocking down. But not rebuilding. Well, actually it's a shed. Ground is too grand a word to use

No, i was refering to the shower of shite that is Stoke City,if i recall correctly, last tuesday the title contenders(ahem cough cough) Derby county beat stoke thus rendering stoke city shit

Derby County? Title contenders?!!! What? They're about 17th place! Relegation contenders, more like No, fair play. Derby beat us fair and square. Twice this season. Bastards.

I'm trying to forget last Tuesday

Give it time and they will rocket up the table you wait and see,

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote:

If you are referring to the shower of shite that is Port Vale, then yeah, their ground just wants knocking down. But not rebuilding. Well, actually it's a shed. Ground is too grand a word to use

No, i was refering to the shower of shite that is Stoke City,if i recall correctly, last tuesday the title contenders(ahem cough cough) Derby county beat stoke thus rendering stoke city shit

Derby County? Title contenders?!!! What? They're about 17th place! Relegation contenders, more like No, fair play. Derby beat us fair and square. Twice this season. Bastards.

I'm trying to forget last Tuesday

Give it time and they will rocket up the table you wait and see,

Hmmmm, whatever you say (ahem!)

Anyway, back to slagging off Madonna, folks! :D

Right, did anybody see her 'I'll tell you a secret' documentary on Channel Four last night?

I caught some of it and i've come to the conclusion that... MADONNA IS GREY!

Yes folks, don't be shocked. Anytime she's on video she's always in black and white. I've decided she's either dead or very dull and when she's seen in colour it is actually just the work of a very skilled make-up artist.

Think about it...The videos for Vogue, Cherish... i could go on.

For a minute I thought you were just doing a bitch thing about the hair (and was minded that my first thought when NO came on stage at the apollo was, fook me, hooky needs a bottle of grecian2000). But you mean grey like John Major (I can't remember, was that spitting image or real life?)

I think you may be right.

I should point out I know nowt about football because here, it's either a big thing for yer sectarian bigot type (and easy way to meet and stab the other side every few weeks), OR just a matter of hoping they don't show that clip of bangor's goalie throwing the ball into the net on EVERY sporting moron show til the end of time.

I have however seen MU's ground from the top of t'wheel and Bolton's from the motorway.

Missy Jem wrote: Right, did anybody see her 'I'll tell you a secret' documentary on Channel Four last night?

I caught some of it and i've come to the conclusion that... MADONNA IS GREY!

Yes folks, don't be shocked. Anytime she's on video she's always in black and white. I've decided she's either dead or very dull and when she's seen in colour it is actually just the work of a very skilled make-up artist.

Think about it...The videos for Vogue, Cherish... i could go on.

I watched abit of that last night, it was bloody boring i thought, i don't like interviews/programs about her because she always comes across as a really arrogant bitch.

I'm addicted to Hung Up..I have to listen to it at least once each day, though it's getting better, because now it's literally once a day. I don't have the album yet because I'm saving my money for christmas presents, though a friend of mine really likes it ~Victoria

I watched the last hour and a half of the documentary on Thursday night.And just found it all too serious and over emotional yank bollocks for me (sorry yanks ).I had to put on some New Order ,live, funny as fuck footage to re boot my brain afterwards

Johnny wrote: I watched the last hour and a half of the documentary on Thursday night.

So that was all of it then huh johnny

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:

Johnny wrote: I watched the last hour and a half of the documentary on Thursday night.

So that was all of it then huh johnny

no, it was 2 and a half hours wasn't it?

i turned over after Little Britain and Worst Week Of My Life

i couldn't tell you, it was on when i got in from work, watched about 30 mins of it thought it was utter bollocks so turned it off.

Has little britian improved i've missed the last two episodes of this series

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: i couldn't tell you, it was on when i got in from work, watched about 30 mins of it thought it was utter bollocks so turned it off.

Has little britian improved i've missed the last two episodes of this series

maybe improved a bit.or maybe my cynicsm at how tired and repetitive i found the first one of this series has wained and it actually is still shit.the Norman whatsisname Tory is OK.Ish.He has to apoligise every week to the media at the foot of his driveway with his family, for the uncomprimising situation he was caught in in the local toilets the night before.

i think a series like that should always stop on a high or else expectations get too high.

she has nice tits though

the only madonna sstuff i own is a 7" of true blue. shergs is threatening to come over a get me a copy of that confessions thingy. i think he only wants me to burn him NO hall of fame and Peel.