So I'm thinking the other night (it takes that long to get from brain to keyboard sometimes, other times, as is all too apparent, not so). Well to be more accurate some random thoughts were entertaining themselves, socializing and generally hanging out in my head. A couple of such thoughts met.
A chap who changed his name to "John B&Q" for the ultimate in sponsorship in the Brittish Touring car Champ's (a thinly disguised destruction derby where, like The Village, racing drivers who've resigned from other formulae are sent). It was funny as fuck to hear the BBC guys having to say "there's Jason Plato putting a lap on old John B&Q there".
The increasing ubiquity of the viking battlecry, notable examples being Hooky busting double at the sound of it in Belfast and him ALMOST having something to say about it through his giggles at the UK hallf of farce (I'm with Pete Townsend (on the building issue ,and NOTHING ELSE ok?)), I reckon if Bernard hadn't interjected he'd have said something.
The Monty Python election night sketch.
See where this is going?
Who's up for changing their name to for instance, "Dr Martin NUODDAHNUODDAH"
Or what about "Miss Maya Barney's a sexy fooker and I'm gonna do SUCH things to him, hohner-melodica emulator shergold dum dum dadadadadadadadada dum dum dum dum dum dum whay don't you piss off only one more day (first 4 bars of AoC) glastonbury alan wise's lovechild living in the ice age voyetra turn this light of you cunt albrecht"
who's up for it then?
