Bonio - Your Say
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In the interests of fairness is Bono....
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An Arse 2 (11%)
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A Prick 7 (37%)
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A Cunt 10 (53%)
19 votes · voting closed
BIGINOIL wrote: I went for the arse because it's the least attractive and useful of the three.
No, I still can't decide....
An arse makes his sound like a 'bit of a laugh' clown-like figure; The C word, I just don't like, so I went for a Prick. Cos he is. In high shoes.
I went for the c-word....It had to be done.
So, Bonio...is he actually the head of the doggie biscuit empire (where else did they get the name from?)
So, the singing and touring with U2, putting the world to rights, pretending he is God, etc is just a sham....
BIGINOIL wrote: I went for the arse because it's the least attractive and useful of the three.
I'd say a peachy derriere is way more attractive than a dick.. each to their own ofcourse!
Bono is a knobhead, who does pretend he's a God a little to often,and would probably benifit from a little selfless charity work in his schedule,to offer perspective into his cu^tishness..
I voted cunt and I'm regretting it. gives him something in common with Tony, which is WAY overgenerous.
He's pretty cheesetastic, but overall I wouldn't say he falls into any of the categories on offer.
BONIO - didn't vote.
basically no thoughts either way.
don't like the music.
and that fuckin Joshua Tree thing - aaaaaaaaghhh!!
BIGINOIL wrote: I went for the arse because it's the least attractive and useful of the three.
He is a very tiny person, so prick is an option.
Missy Jem wrote: At least he bigs up JD and NO.
But... prick. Think c*nt is a bit strong.
Stop touring for a few years Bono, move out your mansion/castle and do some ACTUAL hard graft in the slums for the plebs you claim to speak for. You're at the stage where you can just watch royalty cheques roll in and never sing another fooking note.
1980 manc apollo.u2 were ace..1984 milton keynes bowl.u2 were very ace.i dont like them now but they got to the top by playing every night somewhere.they worked for it..as i say i am not into u2 now but did 'take that' for example work as hard ??.would you rather have them ?
bansheeman wrote: 1980 manc apollo.u2 were ace..1984 milton keynes bowl.u2 were very ace.i dont like them now but they got to the top by playing every night somewhere.they worked for it..as i say i am not into u2 now but did 'take that' for example work as hard ??.would you rather have them ?
I'm of a similar mind to you Bansheeman. As for Take That, no fookin' way- after all that really self-loving cunt Robbie Williams got his start thanks to them
Samantha Chapman wrote: So, Bonio...is he actually the head of the doggie biscuit empire (where else did they get the name from?)
Bono Vox - a (hearing aid) shop on Sackville Place, off O'Connell Street, Dublin 1 - as far as i can remember.
I went with prick.
Here's a giant Bono head -- I can't be bothered to read the actual article.
I went around my office and asked everyone this question. Out of 987 people polled, the answers were...
An Arse [94] [9.52%]
A Prick [333] [33.73%]
A Cunt [509] [51.57%]
Of the remaining 51 people, 50 [5.16%] either favoured Bonio or refused to comment and my boss [0.01%] ordered me to fuck off back to my desk and stop bahaving like a twat.
