band names that you wish existed — Forum Archive

1 Dec 2005, 19:11

Please contribute your own to the pot.

Rumblethorpe Tory Anus Milk Toast and of course...Old Order

1 Dec 2005, 20:29

The Spotnicks

...er wait, that ALREADY exists :lol:

1 Dec 2005, 20:44

actually almost any name you could think of prolly has been used somewhere, sometime, by somebody... unless you get really abstract

1 Dec 2005, 20:58

Dancing In The Rain - that's a cool name, but there's no one to bear it.

1 Dec 2005, 21:05

Sergeant Mullet Lunar Buddha

1 Dec 2005, 21:21

HIV + Little Steven and the Satanic Tampons Vaginal Discharge

1 Dec 2005, 22:16

The Movilla Street Monkfish Masacrists

Dr horatio aggle-creature and his amazing multimodal, phase descriminating eel pump

Electro-goat

Sockstench

The fetid reek of 3 mnoth old genital wart puss (best suited to a Michael Bolton tribute act that one)

EDIT: I've played under all sorts of names because cunts couldn;t remember the name of the band OR my phone number when flyers were being made, "call him techno bliss, the fuck'll never know" But the name I always wanted to play under was just. "Steve and his Marvelous Magical MusoMechanical Mind Murdering Menagerie", the only time I tried to use it the guy said "nah it's OK, what was you said before, Tacoma narrows? that'll do" (this was before Rich and the SLIGHTLYnarrow)

1 Dec 2005, 22:19

Tit Wank

1 Dec 2005, 22:21

digital mike binoche wrote: Tit Wank

LOL Soapytitwank surey?

(I was barred from doing mic checks in at least 2 studios for prefering that word over the more tradional 1 2 1 2.)

1 Dec 2005, 22:37

or, OILY ?

1 Dec 2005, 22:43

Heard on the bus last week when three punks were bandying about potential names for their new band: Pussy Skidmark

2 Dec 2005, 01:04

'Horny teenage beetles of age'.

(Inspired by the documentary on BBC1 on Weds)

and...

'The pigeon and wasp persecution society' 'Vertebral prolapse' 'Pools of prostatic projection' 'Burning Bushes' 'The fantastical meaninglessness of postmodern illusion'

I'll stop there...

2 Dec 2005, 01:36

Oxster is another name for armpit

2 Dec 2005, 01:50

The trouts

2 Dec 2005, 01:51

Dinky Doo and the Spaceships of Tanzania

2 Dec 2005, 02:30

The John Thomas Movement

2 Dec 2005, 02:37

baconbuttyhead.

2 Dec 2005, 02:52

Mmmmm mmmmm. Think i'm gonna sneak out for a bacon butty.

2 Dec 2005, 02:56

Union Of The Millitant Godless.

Perfect for a goth band.

2 Dec 2005, 03:15

the fanny lickers.

has anyone used that yet.

i think i'll just pop out to.......

2 Dec 2005, 04:20

the Noolers! C'mon people make it happen

2 Dec 2005, 04:43

The tit bum fanny wankers:) :)

2 Dec 2005, 05:16

The Dangleberries

2 Dec 2005, 05:20

No Respect

2 Dec 2005, 05:34

Aged Chaos (instead of NO). Miserable League (instead of JD). Mechanical (instead of Electronic). The Front Men (instead of T02). Forgiveness(instead of Revenge). Granada (instead of Monaco).

2 Dec 2005, 05:42

the pretend gangsters from Manchester err...not sayin who though - for safety reasons

2 Dec 2005, 07:27

Space function..........

2 Dec 2005, 07:27

Space shift

2 Dec 2005, 07:33

Print screen Scroll lock Pause/break Insert Delete Home End Page up Page down

2 Dec 2005, 07:38

ROFLMAO the bart simson approach "what's your name son" (looks at feet) "Shoes" errrr (looks at person receeding) "buttback"

OK then... Logitech wingman formula force

2 Dec 2005, 07:40

Steve Campbell wrote: ROFLMAO the bart simson approach "what's your name son" (looks at feet) "Shoes" errrr (looks at person receeding) "buttback"

OK then... Logitech wingman formula force

Look i'm still not used to your acronyms, what does ROFLMAO mean?

2 Dec 2005, 07:40

how's about

WebsiteWhoppers. :wink:

2 Dec 2005, 07:57

Four Guys Named John The Anal Rejects Syphillis Liberace's Rotting Corpse The Trevor Seigler Experience :p Africa Young Lust Pretty Girls Make Stable, Lifetime Companions Until Old Age :wtf: The Testicles Frankie Lymon's Wet Dream Casper Van Dien and The Starship Troopers

Feel free to use any of those if you're an aspiring musician :evil4:

2 Dec 2005, 08:10

Taboo # 7[bluePretty Girls Make Stable, Lifetime Companions Until Old Age :wtf: quote]

they suuuuuure do.:)

2 Dec 2005, 09:55

My idea for a scenester skinny tie new new wave also-ran indie band was The Sliderules.

2 Dec 2005, 10:00

Missy Jem asks...

Look i'm still not used to your acronyms, what does ROFLMAO mean?

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

The P-13 version of ROFLMFAO.

2 Dec 2005, 10:15

Women With Mullets

2 Dec 2005, 10:54

Cheezy Yeast Infection, with the catch phrase "It's The Cheeeeziest!"

2 Dec 2005, 11:04

twist wrote: Missy Jem asks...

Look i'm still not used to your acronyms, what does ROFLMAO mean?

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

The P-13 version of ROFLMFAO.

It's ARSE, foolish colonial :p

2 Dec 2005, 11:41

REO Speeddealer is a good real one.

2 Dec 2005, 14:29

if only dingoes ate my baby existed outside the whedonverse.

2 Dec 2005, 14:55

The Beef Curtains

2 Dec 2005, 15:02

Missy Jem wrote: The trouts

Though Jabbering Trout (fantastic group) and Gothic Trout (crap) do exist.

My contribution is Joe Blow and His Sharp Horns.

2 Dec 2005, 16:19

Pennis the Menace

2 Dec 2005, 16:55

tramps piss bleeding sperm the temples of venus the beetles cunt

2 Dec 2005, 17:37

Peter Long & The Trouser Snakes

2 Dec 2005, 18:12

Abe Lincoln and the John Wilkes Booth Players Husker Don't Frankie Goes to Poughkepsie Girls on Meth US Army Reserve You Couldn't Make This Shit Up

2 Dec 2005, 18:33

just woke up from an afternoon snooze. fartland is the best I can come up with now. no farts here though.

2 Dec 2005, 18:35

heartworm

2 Dec 2005, 22:29

Willy Wanker & the Wooma Loomers The Derps Yoda & Family Musical Project

2 Dec 2005, 23:19

The Brazilian Postmen The Empire Strikes Camp Insert Here

3 Dec 2005, 07:16

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