band names that you wish existed

Please contribute your own to the pot.

Rumblethorpe Tory Anus Milk Toast and of course...Old Order

actually almost any name you could think of prolly has been used somewhere, sometime, by somebody... unless you get really abstract

Dancing In The Rain - that's a cool name, but there's no one to bear it.

Sergeant Mullet Lunar Buddha

HIV + Little Steven and the Satanic Tampons Vaginal Discharge

The Movilla Street Monkfish Masacrists

Dr horatio aggle-creature and his amazing multimodal, phase descriminating eel pump

Electro-goat

Sockstench

The fetid reek of 3 mnoth old genital wart puss (best suited to a Michael Bolton tribute act that one)

EDIT: I've played under all sorts of names because cunts couldn;t remember the name of the band OR my phone number when flyers were being made, "call him techno bliss, the fuck'll never know" But the name I always wanted to play under was just. "Steve and his Marvelous Magical MusoMechanical Mind Murdering Menagerie", the only time I tried to use it the guy said "nah it's OK, what was you said before, Tacoma narrows? that'll do" (this was before Rich and the SLIGHTLYnarrow)

Tit Wank

digital mike binoche wrote: Tit Wank

LOL Soapytitwank surey?

(I was barred from doing mic checks in at least 2 studios for prefering that word over the more tradional 1 2 1 2.)

or, OILY ?

Heard on the bus last week when three punks were bandying about potential names for their new band: Pussy Skidmark

'Horny teenage beetles of age'.

(Inspired by the documentary on BBC1 on Weds)

and...

'The pigeon and wasp persecution society' 'Vertebral prolapse' 'Pools of prostatic projection' 'Burning Bushes' 'The fantastical meaninglessness of postmodern illusion'

I'll stop there...

Oxster is another name for armpit

The trouts

Dinky Doo and the Spaceships of Tanzania

The John Thomas Movement

baconbuttyhead.

Mmmmm mmmmm. Think i'm gonna sneak out for a bacon butty.

Union Of The Millitant Godless.

Perfect for a goth band.

the fanny lickers.

has anyone used that yet.

i think i'll just pop out to.......

the Noolers! C'mon people make it happen

The tit bum fanny wankers:) :)

The Dangleberries

No Respect

Aged Chaos (instead of NO). Miserable League (instead of JD). Mechanical (instead of Electronic). The Front Men (instead of T02). Forgiveness(instead of Revenge). Granada (instead of Monaco).

the pretend gangsters from Manchester err...not sayin who though - for safety reasons

Space function..........

Space shift

Print screen Scroll lock Pause/break Insert Delete Home End Page up Page down

ROFLMAO the bart simson approach "what's your name son" (looks at feet) "Shoes" errrr (looks at person receeding) "buttback"

OK then... Logitech wingman formula force