Missy Jem wrote: Oh and in response to the topic...
None of your goddamn business!
See, I knew you was a lady :)
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Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Oh and in response to the topic...
None of your goddamn business!
See, I knew you was a lady :)
Missy Jem wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I'm still working on a position where I can post to NOOL at the same time.
Finders fee? I'm just doing my job. Just got this e-mail yesterday from my best pal from high school:
Yesterday afternoon, standing atop the Seminary Ridge observation tower that overlooks the Gettysburg battlefields, I asked [name withheld to protect the innocent] to marry me. To the shock and surprise of only anyone who's ever met me, she said "Yes." We have not yet set a date, and the ring is a work in progress, but [none of your business] and I are now engaged to become husband and wife. We are very happy, and wish to share our joy.
Yep, I fixed 'em up, online too. I'm all about results, people.
Bet Cilla Black's shitting herself! Sorry Gnu, being from across the water you might not know who she is...
... She's an old, ginger haired, buck toothed, scouser who used to fix people up in a really pants programme called 'Blind Date'
only problem with us being blind date contestants, is that we can both read and write :)
Look at it this way, at NOOLday, as long as you keep me laughing, I'll keep buyin you drink :)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Gnu Odor wrote: I'm still working on a position where I can post to NOOL at the same time.
Finders fee? I'm just doing my job. Just got this e-mail yesterday from my best pal from high school:
Yesterday afternoon, standing atop the Seminary Ridge observation tower that overlooks the Gettysburg battlefields, I asked [name withheld to protect the innocent] to marry me. To the shock and surprise of only anyone who's ever met me, she said "Yes." We have not yet set a date, and the ring is a work in progress, but [none of your business] and I are now engaged to become husband and wife. We are very happy, and wish to share our joy.
Yep, I fixed 'em up, online too. I'm all about results, people.
Bet Cilla Black's shitting herself! Sorry Gnu, being from across the water you might not know who she is...
... She's an old, ginger haired, buck toothed, scouser who used to fix people up in a really pants programme called 'Blind Date'
only problem with us being blind date contestants, is that we can both read and write :)
Look at it this way, at NOOLday, as long as you keep me laughing, I'll keep buyin you drink :)
Great, i love Cristal champagne... ha
Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah, well it better all be fresh material then hadn't it!
Damn you, i'll have to get researching.
Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah, well it better all be fresh material then hadn't it!
What do you mean, like clean silks?
Definitely get out the fresh material.
Gnu Odor wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Yeah, well it better all be fresh material then hadn't it!
What do you mean, like clean silks?
Definitely get out the fresh material.
Terrible man isn't he.
I really wish Monkey hadn;t suggested a charity gig....I was just writing 3 bottles of best bubbly into the sound rider for you. But even i'm not mean enough to steal from charity.
EDIT: fook me I'm out of practice.....I'll have a cable bag....we can bring the shit in from Tesco for you, but one glass behind the bar, and pop over to the canford audio rackmounted wine cooler for refills. No, really.... http://www.canford.co.uk/commerce/productdetails.aspx?productid=11-231
Spec'd for the BBC no doubt.
Steve Campbell wrote:
I really wish Monkey hadn;t suggested a charity gig....I was just writing 3 bottles of best bubbly into the sound rider for you. But even i'm not mean enough to steal from charity.
There goes my theory that you're actually Jennifer Lopez posting under an alias.
Spotnick wrote: Is last week a proper answer?
You know, married people :p
j/k
nicos....married people don't have sex!!! :p
twist wrote: In all fairness and to be politically correct sex involves contact with another human. Five finger Sally, Martin Gore blow up dolls do not count nor does sex with animals.
Who is five finger Sally? Does a Martin Gore blow-up doll really exist? And since sex with animals doesn't count, does that leave out Tristan and Trevor?
Spotnick wrote: Is last week a proper answer?
You know, married people :p
j/k
Can tell you ain't been married long!
Steve Campbell wrote: Terrible man isn't he.
I really wish Monkey hadn;t suggested a charity gig....I was just writing 3 bottles of best bubbly into the sound rider for you. But even i'm not mean enough to steal from charity.
EDIT: fook me I'm out of practice.....I'll have a cable bag....we can bring the shit in from Tesco for you, but one glass behind the bar, and pop over to the canford audio rackmounted wine cooler for refills. No, really.... http://www.canford.co.uk/commerce/productdetails.aspx?productid=11-231
Spec'd for the BBC no doubt.
Well I shall be on the champagne, so feel free to bring as much as you like!
oldmonkey wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Terrible man isn't he.
I really wish Monkey hadn;t suggested a charity gig....I was just writing 3 bottles of best bubbly into the sound rider for you. But even i'm not mean enough to steal from charity.
EDIT: fook me I'm out of practice.....I'll have a cable bag....we can bring the shit in from Tesco for you, but one glass behind the bar, and pop over to the canford audio rackmounted wine cooler for refills. No, really.... http://www.canford.co.uk/commerce/productdetails.aspx?productid=11-231
Spec'd for the BBC no doubt.
Well I shall be on the champagne, so feel free to bring as much as you like!
Not for me, strictly for my personal assistant and travelling minstrel missy jem. I have a date with Maya and a bottle of somthing toxic later that night, I don't think she knows that yet mind you. What? none of you ever wanted to trade shot of vodka with a hot chick with an eastern european accent?
:D
ahhhh, I see the doorman's BRINGING my coat.
EDIT: see that Gnu....playing the percentages ;)
Rocket Mick wrote: Does using a BLOW UP Marigold count.At least it is MINTY MINT.
Sorry, Rocket, I don't think a blow-up marigold can do to much, but neither can a blow up Martin Gore. Maybe a blow-up Andy Fletcher would be more interesting.
none of your business.
This being the net thingy I could say 5 min ago, half an hour ago etc, but won't.
twist wrote:
Oh and in response to the topic...
Been some time, eh Missy?
Actually no, i'm just a lady, pure and simple (well maybe not pure, but definitely simple)!
Missy Jem wrote:
twist wrote:
Oh and in response to the topic...
Been some time, eh Missy?
Actually no, i'm just a lady, pure and simple (well maybe not pure, but definitely simple)!
yeah sounds it!!
Steve Campbell wrote: I have a date with Maya and a bottle of somthing toxic later that night, I don't think she knows that yet mind you.
Judging from her profile photos, Maya's been Touched By The Hand of Shug.
Face it son -- she's tainted goods.
john kershaw wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
twist wrote:
Oh and in response to the topic...
Been some time, eh Missy?
Actually no, i'm just a lady, pure and simple (well maybe not pure, but definitely simple)!
yeah sounds it!!
Shut it you or i'll pull your ears off...
:( Sorry:\ohwell: :)
You lot are terrible to poor little Maya......Jem, look at the sort of things they'll be saying about you one day. (probably tomorrow :) )
Steve Campbell wrote: You lot are terrible to poor little Maya......Jem, look at the sort of things they'll be saying about you one day. (probably tomorrow :) )
Ooooh, they are awful.
I don't have a degree in chemistry, but it's clear that Mr. Campbell and Missy Jem should be lab partners.
Gnu Odor wrote: I don't have a degree in chemistry, but it's clear that Mr. Campbell and Missy Jem should be lab partners.
Lab pals we've decided on!
