When was the last time you had Sex ?
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I had at least ten on Friday night.
Edit: Just realised it says "Sex". I thought it said "Six".
digital mike binoche wrote: Will it be with an alter boy Pope?
I don't think she's an altered boy, else I'd have seen the scars by now. Rimshot, please.
In all fairness and to be politically correct sex involves contact with another human. Five finger Sally, Martin Gore blow up dolls do not count nor does sex with animals.
that's just sick!
Me....too bloody long ago, and none in the forseeable future, with the mess my little illness is making of that general area, there's no fucking way I'm gonna be expecting a female to get involved, it's just not polite. It's not like it's contagious, but it's NOT a pleasant sight.....was at the company's doctor yesterday, he looked at it and said "and that's it on a dormant day in your book is it" without even trying to hide his incredulity.
Luckily the painkillers I'm on work like army tea anyway.
Tell you what, the NOOL-ettes had better keep their chastity belts locked and bolted when I get fixed. (that would be, unless it comes to surgery, and they bloody break something)
twist wrote: In all fairness and to be politically correct sex involves contact with another human. Five finger Sally, Martin Gore blow up dolls do not count nor does sex with animals.
Given that set of criteria Twist, it's been a good faccing while too long!!!!!
Shergold Six wrote:
twist wrote: In all fairness and to be politically correct sex involves contact with another human. Five finger Sally, Martin Gore blow up dolls do not count nor does sex with animals.
Given that set of criteria Twist, it's been a good faccing while too long!!!!!
you lot have "roots" dontya?
Steve Campbell wrote: Me....too bloody long ago, and none in the forseeable future, with the mess my little illness is making of that general area, there's no fucking way I'm gonna be expecting a female to get involved, it's just not polite. It's not like it's contagious, but it's NOT a pleasant sight.....
Don't listen to 'im, Missy Jem. That's just a story Mr. Campbell uses to "screen out" women who are just after him for hot sex. What with all the SNSS groupies and all.
When you have the looks and the money, you have to be careful.
the looks and money don't enter into it my lad, it's me wonderful sense of humour they all love.
Trouble is, no matter what they all say, making them laugh only makes them think you're "sweet".
What are you after anyway GNU? A finders fee?
EDIT: didnt you say you'd keep Schtumm about my inheritance, my maclaren F1 (i'm on the waiting list for the new Mclaren-merc. but old Ron's a mate of mine, so I shouldn't have to wait 2 long ), the estate in the south of france, the private jet, and my 14" willie.
I must say BTW on the subject of groupies, I'm not sure SNSS ever had any, a funk band I played in once had a dozen or so, but they were all after the singer (I mentioned this band before I think as being too New Order to survive, most people came to gigs to hear the comedy between songs, and sod the music...me and lead singer both armde with mics and a drummer who used to lean down into his snare mic and make obscene comments and even more obscene sound effects)
Gnu Odor wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Me....too bloody long ago, and none in the forseeable future, with the mess my little illness is making of that general area, there's no fucking way I'm gonna be expecting a female to get involved, it's just not polite. It's not like it's contagious, but it's NOT a pleasant sight.....
Don't listen to 'im, Missy Jem. That's just a story Mr. Campbell uses to "screen out" women who are just after him for hot sex. What with all the SNSS groupies and all.
When you have the looks and the money, you have to be careful.
Tell me about it, i know exactly what it's like.
Ha ha!
Steve Campbell wrote: the looks and money don't enter into it my lad, it's me wonderful sense of humour they all love.
Trouble is, no matter what they all say, making them laugh only makes them think you're "sweet".
What are you after anyway GNU? A finders fee?
EDIT: didnt you say you'd keep Schtumm about my inheritance, my maclaren F1 (i'm on the waiting list for the new Mclaren-merc. but old Ron's a mate of mine, so I shouldn't have to wait 2 long ), the estate in the south of france, the private jet, and my 14" willie.
I must say BTW on the subject of groupies, I'm not sure SNSS ever had any, a funk band I played in once had a dozen or so, but they were all after the singer (I mentioned this band before I think as being too New Order to survive, most people came to gigs to hear the comedy between songs, and sod the music...me and lead singer both armde with mics and a drummer who used to lean down into his snare mic and make obscene comments and even more obscene sound effects)
and yer long borin fuckin essays:)
john kershaw wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: the looks and money don't enter into it my lad, it's me wonderful sense of humour they all love.
Trouble is, no matter what they all say, making them laugh only makes them think you're "sweet".
What are you after anyway GNU? A finders fee?
EDIT: didnt you say you'd keep Schtumm about my inheritance, my maclaren F1 (i'm on the waiting list for the new Mclaren-merc. but old Ron's a mate of mine, so I shouldn't have to wait 2 long ), the estate in the south of france, the private jet, and my 14" willie.
I must say BTW on the subject of groupies, I'm not sure SNSS ever had any, a funk band I played in once had a dozen or so, but they were all after the singer (I mentioned this band before I think as being too New Order to survive, most people came to gigs to hear the comedy between songs, and sod the music...me and lead singer both armde with mics and a drummer who used to lean down into his snare mic and make obscene comments and even more obscene sound effects)
and yer long borin fuckin essays:)
Ha ha, at least he is chatty. Talk a glass eye to sleep (only joking Cambo!).
Missy Jem wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: the looks and money don't enter into it my lad, it's me wonderful sense of humour they all love.
Trouble is, no matter what they all say, making them laugh only makes them think you're "sweet".
What are you after anyway GNU? A finders fee?
EDIT: didnt you say you'd keep Schtumm about my inheritance, my maclaren F1 (i'm on the waiting list for the new Mclaren-merc. but old Ron's a mate of mine, so I shouldn't have to wait 2 long ), the estate in the south of france, the private jet, and my 14" willie.
I must say BTW on the subject of groupies, I'm not sure SNSS ever had any, a funk band I played in once had a dozen or so, but they were all after the singer (I mentioned this band before I think as being too New Order to survive, most people came to gigs to hear the comedy between songs, and sod the music...me and lead singer both armde with mics and a drummer who used to lean down into his snare mic and make obscene comments and even more obscene sound effects)
and yer long borin fuckin essays:)
Ha ha, at least he is chatty. Talk a glass eye to sleep (only joking Cambo!).
from the internet cafe at Broadmoor. jokin cambo. keep up the prose.
I'm still working on a position where I can post to NOOL at the same time.
Finders fee? I'm just doing my job. Just got this e-mail yesterday from my best pal from high school:
Yesterday afternoon, standing atop the Seminary Ridge observation tower that overlooks the Gettysburg battlefields, I asked [name withheld to protect the innocent] to marry me. To the shock and surprise of only anyone who's ever met me, she said "Yes." We have not yet set a date, and the ring is a work in progress, but [none of your business] and I are now engaged to become husband and wife. We are very happy, and wish to share our joy.
Yep, I fixed 'em up, online too. I'm all about results, people.
Gnu Odor wrote: I'm still working on a position where I can post to NOOL at the same time.
Finders fee? I'm just doing my job. Just got this e-mail yesterday from my best pal from high school:
Yesterday afternoon, standing atop the Seminary Ridge observation tower that overlooks the Gettysburg battlefields, I asked [name withheld to protect the innocent] to marry me. To the shock and surprise of only anyone who's ever met me, she said "Yes." We have not yet set a date, and the ring is a work in progress, but [none of your business] and I are now engaged to become husband and wife. We are very happy, and wish to share our joy.
Yep, I fixed 'em up, online too. I'm all about results, people.
Bet Cilla Black's shitting herself! Sorry Gnu, being from across the water you might not know who she is...
... She's an old, ginger haired, buck toothed, scouser who used to fix people up in a really pants programme called 'Blind Date'
