I really liked this game the first time around. Here's my petty attempt to resurrect it, starting off with...
Cocteau Twins or Thompson Twins?
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The Either/Or Game (The Second Coming)
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Last I remember, you're supposed to respond to the question posted above your reply as well, bnut this works too :dead:.
Dry Kibble or Tender Vittles?
Hey! I was expecting a thread about Kierkegaard!
Honestly, I've never listened to either one. But since I hate Crystal Method, I'll go with the latter.
Norway or Sweden?
Cocteau Twins Kate Bush...I don't care for Kate Bush but she's a hell of a lot better than George Bush, either one of the Georges for that matter.
Heather
DM, because I can't face the prospect of a grown man in diamond-studded chaps and little else (or whatever he was wearing in that one photo) :barf:
The Beatles or The Rutles? 
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Sweden
Fear and Trembling or Sickness Unto Death?
Love the Nordic-ness!
Church of the KLF wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Sweden
Fear and Trembling or Sickness Unto Death?
Love the Nordic-ness!
You think that's good? I finally watched Von Trier's 'Medea' tonight and was blown away. That eccentric fucker loves his Kierkegaard, you can just tell.
Steve Campbell wrote: Chris lowe, he had a fairlight
Murray walker or Johnny Walker
Johnny Walker.
Horse Racing or Motorcycle Racing?
Hannett of the Apes wrote: Charles, anything's better than Joanie Loves Chachie
Bike Shorts or Disco Shorts?
Disco shorts, because they're not spandex. Although a pair of vinyl shorts is rather nice.
Every Little Counts or Chemical?
Blind. Could not cope if i never heard the sound of music again.
Marmite love it or hate it?
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: ELO.
Leather or vinyl?
VINYL
Willing not able or ABLE not willing
Please use in a WORK connection
Steve
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: TO
Seventeen Seconds or Faith?
FAITH
TESCO or LACY
Boatraceface wrote: Semi
Hard or Semi-on?
dude...please,hard on all the time,,,,some of us have high sex drives x
Ben wrote: Sunrise
Telecaster or Stratocaster?
Strat (teles are a cunt to get lit)
analogue or digital
lacy wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Semi
Hard or Semi-on?
dude...please,hard on all the time,,,,some of us have high sex drives x
amazing what 2 lollipop sticks and a roll of gaffer tape can do tho
jesse steichen wrote: analogue
lacy or steve campbell?
lacy
fLOCK OF seagulls OR if I had A photograph of YOU
If i had a photograph of you.
Funnily enough the dude from a Flock of Seagulls has just been on ITV. He must have had a long paper round i tell thi!
Babies or Scabies?
scabies
motivator or rotavator
WTF Jemster, u hand crank the old model t to join us or did your boss read my letter?
Didn't you see my other message? Me ma's got broadband. I'm amazed, we've not even got digital watches here yet!!
Gorillas
seals or whales
And rocket sir, unless you thought the question was which one of us was hotter, I'm most insulted :D
Steve Campbell wrote: Facial boils every time
red or blue (no hidden meanings)
blue
ginger or minger?
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Facial boils every time
red or blue (no hidden meanings)
Purple.
Jem, that's red and blue.
In reply to Maya, Ginger (my Mum is a redhead with a fiery temper to match!)
God Save The Queen or The Queen is Dead
Samantha Chapman wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Facial boils every time
red or blue (no hidden meanings)
Purple.
Jem, that's red and blue.
In reply to Maya, Ginger (my Mum is a redhead with a fiery temper to match!)
God Save The Queen or The Queen is Dead
I know love, but i do like to throw a spanner in't works occasionally tha knows!
Corrie or Eastenders?
I just find it funny how lads can bring up stuff like that and us girlies haven't the foggiest!
But life would be dull if we all liked the same things.
Ireland or England?
Ooooooohhh!! HA
Sorry i've had a beer and the red devil is beating the angel...
The pink car...Is that Fab1? Steve, excuse my ignorance. Thunderbirds wasn't on my essential viewing...
I'll go with the pink car...
Jem, I'm going with Ireland...(even though I'm Eng-er-lish. The Oirish know how to party)
Guinness or Murphys?
Guinness, no Murphy's, no Guinness, erm. Yes definitely Guinn... Murphy's.
Murphy's.
I think.
Guinness.
Ant or Dec?
Samantha Chapman wrote: The pink car...Is that Fab1? Steve, excuse my ignorance. Thunderbirds wasn't on my essential viewing...
I'll go with the pink car...
Jem, I'm going with Ireland...(even though I'm Eng-er-lish. The Oirish know how to party)
Guinness or Murphys?
FAB1...6 wheeled nuclear powered rolls royce. capable of operation as a hydrofoil and short range aircraft. Fitted with 4 rapid fire cannons, missile launchers, anti-vehicle counter measures, a well stocked bar, a dressing table, make up (which, since it's a rolls royce can be applied...sorry horded...while the vehicle is in motion). trim is in pink throughout, and the dodgy ex-bank robber driver is extra m'lady.
actually it is THE bitchmobile. The only problem most girls have actually is the pink.....but seeing it blow stuff up usually offsets that. (there are no strings in the car chases BTW)
Samantha Chapman wrote: Swings
Lennon or McCartney?
Macca...he's not my fave beatle...and his wife's monitor mixes usued to sell for fortunes at the AES show, fortunes I tell ya. But he's a brother rumbler.
vodka and..... cranberry or red bull
Burt Reynolds wrote: Hard.
The Guillotine, or being hung, drawn and quartered?
hung, drawn and quartered. less painful, supposedly.
york peppermint patty or peppermint patty?
its gotta be a york peppermint patty, just becuae it has york in the title.
bitter or lager?
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: its gotta be a york peppermint patty, just becuae it has york in the title.
bitter or lager?
lager
tennis or badminton?
The former
The John Waters of Polyester........or the John Waters of Hairspray and Cry-baby?
Hairspray/Cry-baby
Morris jamming out with his tank and mortars or Morris jamming out to his drums during a live set?
(actually would be a neat sample for an album.. BM in mortar rounds...)
NObabe wrote: summer sun
Dreams Never End or the Village?
They're very nearly the same tune you know.
msh wrote: Hairspray/Cry-baby
Morris jamming out with his tank and mortars or Morris jamming out to his drums during a live set?
(actually would be a neat sample for an album.. BM in mortar rounds...)
Drums (the tank(s) is/are deactivated as far as i know, the only one I've seen him with is technically a self propelled gun) Although Bernard, I'm quite sure, will kneecap any fucker who gets too clever onhis stage these days.
Barney playing bass or Hooky playing guitar
Taboo # 7 wrote:
"The Joy of Sex" or "The Joy of Cooking"?
Joy of Cooking, the pictures are ugly in JoS
Hannett of the Apes wrote: (I thought that said "Fat and Wide or Slim and Simple?")
Go for the slide.
"HEY!" or "WOO!"
"Woo!" is classic in all its laughable incarnations. Hey is crap.
venison or veal?
Venison round here I suppose....lots of guys willing to blow Bambi's brains out...or splatter them to pieces with their trucks when the things try to cross the highway.
In an equally appealing choice........Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?
Affleck, he was in Kevin Smith films when they were funny, and for that I think he's alright.
Kevin Smith or Woody Allen?
Woody Allen, since he isn't a silly adolescent like Smith...he just marries them!
Neil Young or Bob Dylan?
Young, though 54 renditions of Harvest Moon might be a bit much.
In regards to SUVs:
Porsche or Land/Range Rover
My first instinct was on Ferrari BUT!
My dad had this musclebound testosterone-inducing slab of steel when I was a kid. Took up the highway, the largest stock engine from the factory, and couldn't park it anywhere without taking off a mirror of someone's car. Didn't just consume gas, it could have been hooked up to a refinery and put them out of business.
Same year, only split pea green.
I'd take that over a Ferrari, right now.
Analog or digital?
no brakes or steering I take it :D Still at least unlike a fine Italian Red, you wont spend the rest of your life with bit of it in your hand.
Rivers and lake or the open sea (he asks the Texan)
rivers and lakes - I live right about 80 - 100 miles off the coast and my sea is really unimpressive.
fried porkchops or cheese pizza (trying to sort out the dinner menu for tonight)
Fantastic 4 Patrick
Depthcharge i hate you - i love both...
Lager
Being sick or having the runs?
Tennis. Less chance of faceplanting into brick.
Judge Dredd or Strawberry Shortcake?
:\pimp3:
GOODFELLAS
Shoplifting or Fiddling your taxes just cos you can and PRETENDING you ain't a THIEF?
Shoplifting, there's less a stint in the clink for anything under 4K.
Tax fuddlery is somewhat a more serious thing, around here.
Stray Cats or Brian Setzer and his Orchestra?
stray cats
fish or fowl?
Morning/afternoon Melly...you have ANOTHER fan BTW, check fan mail thread :D
You can't get LOST on your way to ROME, Rocket! All ROADS lead THERE 
Lost.
Nude volleyball or nude tennis?
:\pimp3:
Johnny wrote: Life's what you make it
Talk Talk or Talk shit?
LMAO Deffo talk shit xpt for life's what you make it
Edit:Charlie don't surf.. shit errrr,or fuck aahhh?
Johnny wrote: Fook off
Heaven or las vegas or heaven sent?
Heaven or Las vagas
Los Lobos or Fuck off Maya
Almost anyone is better than Burt Reynolds
Martin Gore's solo albums or Alan Wilder's solo albums?
left (if we're askin what side we dress to ) :)
Trousers: Zip then fasten or fasten then zip
say hello to my little friend.......
classic 60s garage/punk rockers.......The Sonics or The Wailers?
