Good idea, if you can't play nice!
When I've been away for the weekend and the last thing I want to see when I get back is a dunking stool next to the NOOL pond!
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Good idea, if you can't play nice!
When I've been away for the weekend and the last thing I want to see when I get back is a dunking stool next to the NOOL pond!
BIGINOIL wrote: Good idea, if you can't play nice!
When I've been away for the weekend and the last thing I want to see when I get back is a dunking stool next to the NOOL pond!
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lacy wrote:
is that a picture of you j?whats on your head.my friend you like is going out with someone...
No ,it's not me.It's Nathan Barley in a scene from the Channel 4 TV series of the same name.He has a handbag on his head (long story ,don't ask
).My pic is in my profile.
And it's Al Jarvis that likes your mate.Not me .Well , i quite like her but Al's the one who originally posted the pic of her.
Errrr I have enough to cope with with the DELIGHTFUL Jem (not to mention the althogether charming Barney's Angels, who I feel a degree of stewardship for) , without invlolving myself in anyone who may have been one of the three mates lacy failed to decode one of my posts with. I mean, I'm not easy to hang on to when the rant button gets stuck down, but most of you seem to get there on your own merits in time...but 4 people and 0 comprehension, c'mon!?!
:tryin to walk away:
Steve Campbell wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Good idea, if you can't play nice!
When I've been away for the weekend and the last thing I want to see when I get back is a dunking stool next to the NOOL pond!
seems u hav respect 4 men on this site asking u 2 b cool but not a chick....ummm?![]()
Gnu Odor wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: I quite like her an all
Forget it...she's fallen for Campo.
i dont like campo?
whats ur real name boatraceface?its really sweet that u started this off.but i dont really like being objectified , but maybe i can let you off...maybe u shud get me a boyfriend from your pub.
but your so far away whats the point.
love north east men.why did you need to ask other people if they thought i was gorgeous?theres nowt u can do about it anyway...ur domestic situation an all.your top guy though liking the cocteau twins.your a cool internet mate.maybe you should send my pic into fhm high street honeys,thats bit chav like.fhm is chav....but a girl can make alot of money modelling...i used to know this guy who played a part in league of gentlemen who said i should be an actress....i want to stick to images though.im waffling cause im preety knackered.what are we going to do with you eyh?you have a little crush and im glad you do its very flattering...thanks4 reading this essay. ![]()
Gnu Odor wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: I quite like her an all
Forget it...she's fallen for Campo.
campo?
anyway brett wot r u?an american dj or an american editor?which magazine are you the editor for?![]()
Well, I for one truly appreciate Steve Campbell. What more could one ask for in a mate? Walk into a pub, spy some hottie, say "I'll go for the hottie over there," Steve replies "Ehhh, she's nectar, you can have her." A better mate can't be had. ![]()
Steve Campbell wrote: Errrr I have enough to cope with with the DELIGHTFUL Jem (not to mention the althogether charming Barney's Angels, who I feel a degree of stewardship for) , without invlolving myself in anyone who may have been one of the three mates lacy failed to decode one of my posts with. I mean, I'm not easy to hang on to when the rant button gets stuck down, but most of you seem to get there on your own merits in time...but 4 people and 0 comprehension, c'mon!?!
:tryin to walk away:
i cant b arsed decoding your rant.why cant we all play together like nice noolers?your trying to get people to gang up on me for a shite reason and its unnecessary.i may be the youngest person on here but that doesnt mean you should try and be harsh to me.again your another 1 of those bullys and their would be less fucked up people in the world if they werent attacked at by people like you![]()
Steve Campbell wrote: Or maybe it's because I've never in my life seen anyone get INTO that sort of trouble here, and so instantly.
i should know I'm an objectionable bastard and I've never gotten that kind of reaction.
FWIW, my first comments to you on this site were friendly advice,you ignored them, and the next time we had any interaction you were extremely unpleasant me, and encircled by other unpleasane remarks to friends of mine.
However, I am not a weirdo (or at least not the sort you;re thinking), so should we ever meet, I'm as likely to buy you a drink and be pleasant with you as with anyone else. At leastuntil if I can determine if you really ARE an unspeakable arsehole or just a highly skilled unspeakable arshole impersonator. AND LACY WROTE ah!u r jealous because ive got northrn fight in me.that i wont stand for attacks but can dish out intelligent comebacks.did it happen 2u wen u 1st came on here but u didnt stand up for yourself and got shafted by the bullys who made you join them? u have carried this on.i hope you read this but dont respond, not due to fear of your answer but just that i want you to chill now and try not to start up pointless attacks on poor little 26 yr olds(or anyone else)
suggestions to get pent up aggression out that doesnt interfere so heavily with other people- belt out a rock ballard on karaoke from those cheesy adverts, laffyour arse off to reeves and mortimor or that scally kid who fancies old women in little britian,get a punch bag,fuckin do some mushrooms get really pissed,freak at the colour yellow and maybe if your really lucky your trip will take you riding a bike down a main road-where the bike will suddenly start melting below you as you ride....then you'll wish you were nice to everyone you encounter on nool....sorry just dont see the point.just bit of hippy at heart,wish everyone could chill with the 'havin' pops at me' for a wee while,just fancy a break from it,it aint too adult,i know you guys love to do that slagging each other on ocassions but leave me out of it best you can till im joining in myself,then attack at will.
Missy Jem wrote: I think she's beautiful.
No lezzer comments please.
thanks for that babe.its cool if your lezzer,me like girls sometimes too.but overall just part time lady liker.do any of you guys remember kelly le brook from wierd science and the woman in red she was beautiful....anyway thankyou for the comment,im sure your a beaut too,post a pic of yourself for us all to admire,go on,for christmas...
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Boatraceface wrote: I'm off down the boozer..I leave that one in your capable hands Johnny
your always off down the pub mate,you should see round where i live chorlton manchester,its rammed with cool pubs and bars.maybe someone on here knows where im talking about,or has been,we have fantastic house parties round here,i love manchester on the whole its really friendly.![]()
Boatraceface wrote: She won't mind...looking like that,she'll be proud no doubt..
thankyou boatraceface....wot the fooks your real name?i am happy with the way i look,but people can be odd at times with me,jealousy,thinking im thick because of the way i look,judging me before they speak to me,so i dont really like people saying nasty things,i have people drawing attention to the way i look alot.so we were suprised seeing this thread,drawing attention to discuss the way i look,but its very flattering its you boatraceface that started the thread....my ex said im charming -i know alot of people on this site dont think so,but im happy some people are babes.
man...look im not pissed at you as...its you,me mate who started this thread,but what spurred you on to ask this question about me,are you trying to lurr all the guys in to look at me,you trying to get me dates?or are you super horny with a crush?,i have one on you mate,but id prefer to have met you in reality....and you thought i was a 15 year old chav....how wrong you were.
its a funy insult man...quite a classic.
even though its not even near what im about,or dress like.![]()
i like the leprachrn smilie cos its fuckin mental.
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Johnny wrote:
lacy wrote:
is that a picture of you j?whats on your head.my friend you like is going out with someone...
No ,it's not me.It's Nathan Barley in a scene from the Channel 4 TV series of the same name.He has a handbag on his head (long story ,don't ask
).My pic is in my profile.
And it's Al Jarvis that likes your mate.Not me .Well , i quite like her but Al's the one who originally posted the pic of her.
yeah man i watched that last series...months ago,its funny as fuck mate,nathan barley quite yumi on your pic but not in the show,:D i dont know who al jarvis is but yeah rach has a fella and she wouldnt be cool i dont think if she was aware her pic was on here,i wont tell her,i think she would also think it uncool to get dates through the internet,i just think she'd laugh,then kick my ass for going on the site in the 1st place to have it lead to her pic being posted.![]()
Boatraceface wrote: Its a very tasteful photo...nothing naughty:D
ah!your name is micheal,you dont look like a micheal.
its that time of the night,wen i feel as loopy as that smiley,i cant sleep here,have insomnia,its fuckin 6.30am,i think im getting all these replies done while i can ,this wont happen for a while again now ,this much time spent on here....
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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Uhh, can't vote for one of those options without seeing the evidence....
lurring disco dollies to a life of vice-nice quote boyo,bedsit land would be my fave soft cell song or sex dwarf-silly tune...both tres camp though.![]()
As the JAM would say about this thread......
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
Must be in the running for THREAD OF THE YEAR.![]()
I stopped reading it weeks ago in any more detail than "is that gobby bitch still slabberin'".
Well, it's been nice knowing Jem these last few weeks, now that lacy's about to snipe her out from under my nose whatever will I do.
For a woman who can give as good as she gets, she does a powerful amount of flying off the handle and screeching for not much abuse at all. I give my best friends on this site a harder time that she gets FFS.
Bloody shrinking violet so she is.
Boatraceface wrote: I quite like her an all
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That food smiley nearly made me fall off my seat. How very appropriate!
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Steve Campbell wrote: I stopped reading it weeks ago in any more detail than "is that gobby bitch still slabberin'".
Well, it's been nice knowing Jem these last few weeks, now that lacy's about to snipe her out from under my nose whatever will I do.
For a woman who can give as good as she gets, she does a powerful amount of flying off the handle and screeching for not much abuse at all. I give my best friends on this site a harder time that she gets FFS.
Bloody shrinking violet so she is.
what the hell is your problem with me?yet again,you see flying off the handle to be an apt description for someone defending themselves against bullies like yourself can be alot of the time.you remind me of this jealous gay friend i used to have.so what if you give your friends a harder time,i just dont want it from you thankyou.is the lady just supposed to sit back and take your shit?otherwise she gets called a 'gobby bitch' i sense anger issues,maybe issues with ladies.you either get it or you dont steve....and i doubt you do.i also asked you not to type spite at me...or expect it in return,but i really cant be arsed,just leave us alone eyh????
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Al Jarvis wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: I quite like her an all
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That food smiley nearly made me fall off my seat. How very appropriate!
do you think im tasty boatraceface?
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Steve Campbell wrote: maybe you should give as good as you get and stop whimpering then.
i told you man,i cant be arsed.what dont you get...your acting like a bully,also childish,im not whimpering,you imply i am like a dog too often,i know im not.i think you fancy me but you know i think your uncool so your onto play ground tactics where you fancy someone and keep trying to push them over,grow up and chat amongst friends.do you want me to change my personality so you feel less threatened?its all bit nuts please leave me alone.![]()
that may be the case, but i've not seen you respond to any kind of slight, or snipe or even light hearted jab in the ribs, with anything but cold, humourless contempt, rather than sticking it right back to them. in fact, in terms of a group of people, you'd be hard pushed to find a place where people abuse each other more without ever taking it to heart, so in that respect, you are quite far from little miss "gives as good as she gets".
You seem to be prcoeeding from the assumption that i have some fundamental problem with you, i do not. I merely find what you say and how you say it objectionable. I also find some of the extraordinary whining you do to be really rather irritating....let's us not forget that you turned my saying "she's pretty but not my type at all" ( to paraphrase) into some kind of hysterical attack on your poor defenseless person.
I may be a nutter and a slabberbake (there are like 5 people here who've heard that word before), but aside from brief moments of incandescant annoyance, I'm really not at all a particularly nasty chap. Yet somehow, we mix like sodium and water lacy...there must be a lesson for one of us there.
lacy wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: maybe you should give as good as you get and stop whimpering then.
i told you man,i cant be arsed.what dont you get...your acting like a bully,also childish,im not whimpering,you imply i am like a dog too often,i know im not.
Whimpering is not an exclusively canine activity, you have made that connection on your own, and I gave you my word it never occurred to me.
lacy wrote:
i think you fancy me but you know i think your uncool
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There's a bloke over on Digital Republic would suit you down to the ground....he thinks the USA are a shoe-in to win the world cup, AND that they continually stuff the football mad nations of the world....you too should get toegther, seriously, think of the universe you could construct for yourselves.
Steve Campbell wrote: that may be the case, but i've not seen you respond to any kind of slight, or snipe or even light hearted jab in the ribs, with anything but cold, humourless contempt, rather than sticking it right back to them. in fact, in terms of a group of people, you'd be hard pushed to find a place where people abuse each other more without ever taking it to heart, so in that respect, you are quite far from little miss "gives as good as she gets".
You seem to be prcoeeding from the assumption that i have some fundamental problem with you, i do not. I merely find what you say and how you say it objectionable. I also find some of the extraordinary whining you do to be really rather irritating....let's us not forget that you turned my saying "she's pretty but not my type at all" ( to paraphrase) into some kind of hysterical attack on your poor defenseless person.
I may be a nutter and a slabberbake (there are like 5 people here who've heard that word before), but aside from brief moments of incandescant annoyance, I'm really not at all a particularly nasty chap. Yet somehow, we mix like sodium and water lacy...there must be a lesson for one of us there.
dude,give it up just cant be arsed,i find you cold and hypocritical.
i dont have to think what you write is right-on,just as you dont me,but i think this should end here,dont you....again for the last time cant be arsed.![]()