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Do you prefer real or fake

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  • Natural 38ee's 17 (89%)
  • Plastic pumped up American style tits 2 (11%)

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spellbound

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36 Cis better over all but Goddamn every hetro male deserves a good romp or 12 with a set of 38 EEs.

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Naturals. Never experienced 38EEs, unfortunately, but I've done as well as 40Ds. :D

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You TIT,you did this thread BEFORE! RETROBREASTS MIKE:laugh:

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Anything I say will result in me being forced to wear the official "i am a poof" t-shirt at our next outiing :)

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Naturals everytime. Firm but fair ;)

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Implants are so Chelsea.

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It's not fake baps I hate....it's the women who have them :)

(obviously i'm not so evil to include chick who need them for sound medical reasons and not cos they're a vacuous satanic whore)

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Shug wrote: Naturals everytime. Firm but fair ;)

:laugh: Brilliant, Shug!

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Shug wrote: Naturals everytime. Firm but fair ;)

I have to agree here...Some of those fakes look stupid:nono:

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Somewhere around the 36C mark will always do me fine. Probably just as well!

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What's wrong with small ones? I never saw the appeal in large breasts. They just get in the way.

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bugg tutts and maori

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digital mike binoche wrote:

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Blimey

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Johnny wrote: Blimey

:laugh:

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I wouldn't want to see a pair of 38EE on a 60 year old woman though.

Ouch.

It's nice while it's still firm, but after a certain age, it must be gross ;)

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Real is better...I've only touched one pair of fake boobs and I thought they felt weird and they don't look right. And I know men might think differently, but I don't get the excitement over really, really huge breasts either. I'd think more than a handful is a waste ;)

Heather

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What's wrong with small ones? I never saw the appeal in large breasts. They just get in the way.

Going out on a limb here but you never have titty fucked a woman have you?

Some guys like to be tied up and whipped. Others like to do dudes. Still others like to bury their face in a big pair of titties and play Dennis Hopper. I am of the latter.

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Real over fake any day. Never been near a pair of 38EEs, so that would be a fun experience, but size doesn't really matter to me; it's all about the shape. :nod:

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Some guys like to be tied up and whipped. Others like to do dudes. Still others like to bury their face in a big pair of titties and play Dennis Hopper. I am of the latter.

Wise words indeed

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size doesn't really matter to me; it's all about the shape

No no no. It's not about size or shape, rather it is about availability.:laugh:

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What's all this I heard about some English girl with 32JJ's winning some award for Biggest Chest in Engerland? Figured that would be all over the damn site.

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twist wrote:

size doesn't really matter to me; it's all about the shape

No no no. It's not about size or shape, rather it is about availability.:laugh:

Never a truer WORD spoken!:evil4:

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I wouldn't like to touch fake tits :nonono:. Always natural! I've never had sex with a big-breasted girl, but medium ones are alright. I like them firm and apple (rather than pear) shaped.

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Still others like to bury their face in a big pair of titties and play Dennis Hopper.

"You gonna give her the motor boat? Yeah, you know - the motor boat!"

-Vince Vaughn in "Wedding Crashers", shaking his head back and forth and making the sound of a motor

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Do you think Dave paints them on Martin's back?

[Just thinking out loud here...]

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LE Roberts wrote: Do you think Dave paints them on Martin's back?

[Just thinking out loud here...]

Martin Gore has breasts on his back? I thought they were in front :eek: :eek3:

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No they draw nipples on his butt cheeks like they did Cartman:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Let's not be silly now, we all know who really has the teats.

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I Found Truth wrote: Real is better...I've only touched one pair of fake boobs and I thought they felt weird and they don't look right. And I know men might think differently, but I don't get the excitement over really, really huge breasts either. I'd think more than a handful is a waste ;)

Heather

i agree,fake boobs suck,orla off big brother her tits were odd,any huge tits fake that ive seen in porn kind of grosses me out,you can see the implant moving inside as they are getting pumped,its just not very visually stimulating.my boobs have shrunk to a 32d from a 32dd.gutted,ive lost weight and lost boobies a bit too,they still big though which im happy with cause love tit fun and nipple sucking.and im impressed you guys started this thread,tits are great!:thumb:

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Hannett of the Apes wrote: Let's not be silly now, we all know who really has the teats.

guys...leave robert out of this.he looked good in the music vid for lets go to bed,the cure cant be ripped too much.maybe he has let himself go a lot but does any1 like the cure on here?i love them.errr back to tits-sometimes getting my nipples sucked....and i know some other girls that get this too....can make me come more often than fanny/clit stimulation.so remember that lads,alot of u dont pay enough attention to boobs after the 1st initial grope, :thumb:

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Ben wrote: I wouldn't like to touch fake tits :nonono:. Always natural! I've never had sex with a big-breasted girl, but medium ones are alright. I like them firm and apple (rather than pear) shaped.

dude,do i know u?look at my pic on is lacy gorgeous...i didnt entitle the thread as flattering as it is.is your name ben?green dodgy on my up all night eyes,i have old companion called ben miss very much but dont know where is...would be cool if its you,if u know me u will just recognise me wont you. :eek3: :thumb:

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Take that lipstick off, comb yer hair, and sit down and shut the fcuk up yer FAT GIT Robert :moon:

Mind you he has lovely tits

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lacy wrote:

Ben wrote: I wouldn't like to touch fake tits :nonono:. Always natural! I've never had sex with a big-breasted girl, but medium ones are alright. I like them firm and apple (rather than pear) shaped.

dude,do i know u?look at my pic on is lacy gorgeous...i didnt entitle the thread as flattering as it is.is your name ben?green dodgy on my up all night eyes,i have old companion called ben miss very much but dont know where is...would be cool if its you,if u know me u will just recognise me wont you. :eek3: :thumb:

Girl, I would have recognised you if I did know you, for sure. I'm not the Ben you've been looking for (the one in the pictures gallery of your web site?). My actual name is Benoît (French name, translation of Benedict, like the fooking new pope). But I'm not the only Ben around here.

BTW, your tits seem to be of the type I like :shades:.

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Ben wrote:

lacy wrote:

Ben wrote: I wouldn't like to touch fake tits :nonono:. Always natural! I've never had sex with a big-breasted girl, but medium ones are alright. I like them firm and apple (rather than pear) shaped.

dude,do i know u?look at my pic on is lacy gorgeous...i didnt entitle the thread as flattering as it is.is your name ben?green dodgy on my up all night eyes,i have old companion called ben miss very much but dont know where is...would be cool if its you,if u know me u will just recognise me wont you. :eek3: :thumb:

Girl, I would have recognised you if I did know you, for sure. I'm not the Ben you've been looking for (the one in the pictures gallery of your web site?). My actual name is Benoît (French name, translation of Benedict, like the fooking new pope). But I'm not the only Ben around here.

BTW, your tits seem to be of the type I like :shades:.

i really wanted it to be him so everyone could hav a pop,so i guess your glad your not,the green of your name hurts my eyes.thanks for thinking u would like my boobs.you show me yours i'll show you mine-joke:thumb:

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naturals over all. when I see fakes, I am constantly reminded that if the owner is buried when they die, two little implants will be left in the box, and it always makes me giggle to think of the non-biodegradable boobs jiggling for all eternity. :D

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msh wrote: naturals over all. when I see fakes, I am constantly reminded that if the owner is buried when they die, two little implants will be left in the box, and it always makes me giggle to think of the non-biodegradable boobs jiggling for all eternity. :D

ha ha class comment.:clap:

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