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Nope :sleep:

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YES:p

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I snore it's what blokes do when we ain't;

Perving at women Farting Smoking Watching TV Drinking Watching Porn Laughing like Sid James Scratching our Balls Perving at Weather Girls

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I don't think so, but that never explains the sudden disappearance of cotton puffs when I sleep over somewhere. :laugh:

(truly, i've heard i just talk in my sleep)

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no, but one of my cats snores like a jackhammer and it keeps me awake at night.

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msh wrote: I don't think so, but that never explains the sudden disappearance of cotton puffs when I sleep over somewhere. :laugh:

(truly, i've heard i just talk in my sleep)

would it surprise you or anyone else here to know I apparently rave in my sleep. Couple of ex's have reported hearing something between a speakers corner madman and the guy in the life of brian prophecising all the angry doom, for brief periods at odd hours, aside from that and loud snufflings, I'm good as gold apparently.

Had this mate called Esther and she used to stay at my place all the time, usually on the chair right beside the bed (sometimes in the bed but only when it was REALLY cold and I was sober :D )...several times she woke me up doing insane things... 0430hrs one morning...I get shaken awake..."steve steve, man we'll be late for tech get up"..."E, pet it's half feckin 4" and she looked at me, like she'd never seen any other human being before, held the pose for a second and went back to sleep. And on several occasions she beat 7 shades of shite out of me in her sleep (I found that if I left a bit pile of clothes on the other sides of her I had a 50 50 chance of escaping when she kicked off). Years later her BF reported that people would yell rude things at him when he walked out onto the beach on holiday with her...so beaten was he and so pleased with herself was Est'.

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AgentWood wrote: no, but one of my cats snores like a jackhammer and it keeps me awake at night.

Your pussy snores.What a gal!:lol: :love:

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Steve Campbell wrote:

msh wrote: I don't think so, but that never explains the sudden disappearance of cotton puffs when I sleep over somewhere. :laugh:

(truly, i've heard i just talk in my sleep)

would it surprise you or anyone else here to know I apparently rave in my sleep. Couple of ex's have reported hearing something between a speakers corner madman and the guy in the life of brian prophecising all the angry doom, for brief periods at odd hours, aside from that and loud snufflings, I'm good as gold apparently.

Had this mate called Esther and she (msh edit) beats her bedmates senseless(/msh edit)

You know, wouldn't bother me so much, my talking thing, aside from them just saying whatever it was creeped them out. Probably me sexifying my machinelust or something. :laugh:

I had a friend of mine spend the night once and she liked to tear up bedcovers. I went through 100$ of covering until I sorted out what was going on. She said she kept dreaming of big burly men with thin white shirts that needed ripping off. :laugh:

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i dunno, i cant tell since im asleep, when i do, lol

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Richie Soans wrote: i dunno, i cant tell since im asleep, when i do, lol

same thing for me... At least, I never heard me doing so...

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no

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I definitely don't snore.

Of course, when I stay at my best mate's place, she wakes me up all night long with tales of my snoring keeping her awake. :nuts:

:evil4:

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Only when i'm awake

:yawn: Why do i always yawn when i put this smilie in?

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Been told I do. My wife does. Sometimes I just plug my music player in to cover up her snoring.

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I don't know... you'd have to ask Agent Wood.

:ignore:

;)

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Gnu Odor wrote: I don't know... you'd have to ask Agent Wood.

:ignore:

;)

i wouldn't know.

i was so exhausted i would've slept through anything....

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I dont, but sometimes it happens when Iam drunk only, hehehe Ive got a friend, when his snoring it is like an earthquake:)

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Nope. I sleep as quiet as a mouse.

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