Why are such handsome male NOOL members single?

Where were you lot when I was growing up?

Cool women of the world, unite and date these men!

STRANGEWAYS here we COME

Tesco

More like straightjacket here we come...

digital mike binoche wrote: Tesco

And now I'm thinking of Tesco Vee of the Meatmen.

He must have known, to name his group so well.

Oh dear, are they? That's interesting. I wonder why.....enlighten folks!

I usually dump girlfriends when they laugh at New Order.But i laugh at New Order too.So it doesn't make sense

No one on here ever does! You are not alone!:)

Johnny wrote: I usually dump girlfriends when they laugh at New Order.But i laugh at New Order too.So it doesn't make sense

I only dumped one guy for his NO laughing, and it was because his jokes were so bad. He didn't have wit on his side.

'cause their love of NO betrays a perpetual adolescent awkwardness that employs self-deprecation as a defense against the threat of intimacy; see Eric Erikson's sixth stage of development.

Let me work up a PowerPoint deck.

If it wasn't for New Order i probably would have got married and had kids years ago. THANK FCUK for NO!!!! :D

It's called love, and it belongs to none of us...

Or is that "love technique"?

I have the problem of falling for girls who are already in relationships. Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

Johnny wrote: If it wasn't for New Order i probably would have got married and had kids years ago. THANK FCUK for NO!!!! :D

Hear hear Johnny. Wise words from an elder statesman.

Taboo # 7 wrote:

I have the problem of falling for girls who are already in relationships. Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

I think the Star Wars figurines are the nail in the coffin, Trevor.

Damn, you lot have proved me wrong!

Gnu Odor wrote: Damn, you lot have proved me wrong!

At least I didn't tell "69SoDivine" that I'm a firefighter...

(sorry, I saw your Frylock avatar and had to go for the ATHF reference) :p

Trevor, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

And where are the women who like New Order outside of this site? I don't think I've encountered a single girl who is a fan of NO.

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

I own Dungeons and Dragons books and have used them to run campaigns.

I blame it on the girls in your area. They just don't see the underlying cool of you. A proper girl would like SW figures. Might net a real fortune one day. We need a NO army of girls to inflitrate you area.:evil:

I must lead and commandeer this group of girls!

sadly, I have too many issues.

one being- i lost my father at an early age which lead me to sabotage my relationships, not intentionally but subconsciously to avoid the loss/separation anxiety. I am a runaway trainwreck when it comes to relationships. My current gf wants me to seek therapy.

Aw Sammy :(

msh wrote: I blame it on the girls in your area. They just don't see the underlying cool of you. A proper girl would like SW figures. Might net a real fortune one day. We need a NO army of girls to inflitrate you area.:evil:

Oh, I'm up for that!

I'm kidding about the SW figurines, actually. I figured it would offset the real horror hiding beneath my handsome exterior...my crippling addiction to Monty Python

Nothing kills the mood more than in the middle of a hot, passionate embrace, turning to your gal and saying "so, have you ever done it? Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink?"

msh wrote:

digital mike binoche wrote: Tesco

And now I'm thinking of Tesco Vee of the Meatmen.

He must have known, to name his group so well.

Ah, good ol' Tesco, just another reason to post this sleeve again...

I'm glad someone knew I was on about.

:) Cheers for that, don't think any one else here knows who the hell Tesco is, except for the wise Gnu Odor probably. When a thread about "Post your pics about your favourite (or local) Tesco" comes around, the Dutch Hercules sleeve is a natural to break open a thread about stores.

Could try this one next time......

msh wrote: Where were you lot when I was growing up?

Surely you noticed me hanging around outside the kindergarten?

Was that you in the coat off to the side?

You DID notice!

I couldn't help but notice, you were chasing us around the playground like Pac Man with his Ghosts!

:)

Teases, all of you, playing hard to get. :D

That's what you get for making my friend cry by calling her dumpling. She thought you meant she was fat!

I didn't finish school. I don't make loads of money. I am a 32 year old bartender in a college town.

it ain't easy to find a smart good looking female, who is also into new order. thanks to nool i know that you are out there.

It's because we're all gay. Isn't it obvious?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: It's because we're all gay. Isn't it obvious?

Well we all like New Order, how much more obvious can you get?

oh yeah. and everyone suspects I'm gay.

bah. Being gay gives you an advantage over the hetero males, because it's a lot harder (by their accounts) to find a female into NO than it is to find a male.

i keep multiple women hanging on hooks for extended periods of time. or maybe it's multiple women keeping me hanging on hooks for extended periods of time. either way, i'm too confused to get married. i run hot and cold from day to day. also, i'm only partially honest about my emotions with myself and others. to make things worse, i don't lie, i just don't reveal the truth. if i could either lie or tell the truth, i think this lonely life might just turn around and give me a big kiss on my aching psyche. oh, woe.

msh wrote: bah. Being gay gives you an advantage over the hetero males, because it's a lot harder (by their accounts) to find a female into NO than it is to find a male.

well Yessssssss but straight men tend to respond with things ranging from mildly amused and flattered, toa crowbar in the face (tho I doubt we've any of that sort on here), when propositioned by a poof.

Steve Campbell wrote:

well Yessssssss but straight men tend to respond with things ranging from mildly amused and flattered, toa crowbar in the face (tho I doubt we've any of that sort on here), when propositioned by a poof.

You know, I've yet to meet a lecherous gay man. I'm really hard pressed to think of a lecherous straight man. However, I can think of about 40 lecherous bisexual men.

This is what my next study on human sexuality will be on. "Lecherity and the bend of the stick - what makes them go for all?"

We really must go for a drink sometime. How are you on overpopulation as root cause of many ills and a looming danger to us all btw?

Steve Campbell wrote: We really must go for a drink sometime. How are you on overpopulation as root cause of many ills and a looming danger to us all btw?

I've only promised one kid to come flying out of my groin to inherit my title as "Overall Nice Overlord and Evil Laugher".

Surely 5 billion people less on this planet could be a pleasant thing, indeed?

Thank $DEITY you're off the market.

BTW...check out JD album and fanmail thread....boned...BONED!

EDIT; i love nature...she just HAS to keep the books balanced. Because there be such a number of unspeakable dipshits over yonder...nature comes up with the likes of you as kind of a lump of neutronium to go on the scales on the side of good. Likewise, Ni is full of violent intolerant wankers...so nature kicks out freaks like me and everyone else on this site from Ireland who'd rath put each other on the floor with a drinking competition than a fist.

You know, there's a sense of pride thinking we're getting boned but we may win out with giving that great guy a howl or two at our expense.

I don't mind, not at all.

fall on my sword to give New Order a cheap laugh? in a second.

Wanna hear somthing sad? I only came into this thread by accident cos I seen your name as last poster....otherwise I wouldn't have bothered cos I thought it didn't apply to me. I suppose being able to sort out your odd psychological quirks rationally is a good thing....but so many hours later it's not much use :)

msh wrote: That's what you get for making my friend cry by calling her dumpling. She thought you meant she was fat!

You were always the smart one, weren't you, cupcake? ;)

Well, at least you've sorted out my quirks so they make sense and don't befuddle you. Apparently, I've had a lot to answer for with others who miss my shrewd attempts for a laugh.

I'm still trying to keep the Nutsack thread from disappearing into obscurity. The title alone... it just has to remain near the top to corrupt more young, impressionable souls.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Wanna hear somthing sad? I only came into this thread by accident cos I seen your name as last poster....otherwise I wouldn't have bothered cos I thought it didn't apply to me. I suppose being able to sort out your odd psychological quirks rationally is a good thing....but so many hours later it's not much use :)

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

msh wrote: That's what you get for making my friend cry by calling her dumpling. She thought you meant she was fat!

You were always the smart one, weren't you, cupcake? ;)

Smart or naive always gets to a grey area with me.

I take sweets from strangers.

msh wrote: Well, at least you've sorted out my quirks so they make sense and don't befuddle you. Apparently, I've had a lot to answer for with others who miss my shrewd attempts for a laugh.

I'm still trying to keep the Nutsack thread from disappearing into obscurity. The title alone... it just has to remain near the top to corrupt more young, impressionable souls.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Wanna hear somthing sad? I only came into this thread by accident cos I seen your name as last poster....otherwise I wouldn't have bothered cos I thought it didn't apply to me. I suppose being able to sort out your odd psychological quirks rationally is a good thing....but so many hours later it's not much use :)

Meant "your" as in the general, really meaning "my". my quirk being so utterly down on myself that it never occurred to me to read the thread, other than to see WTF u had said about something

thrashingtiger wrote: oh yeah. and everyone suspects I'm gay.

You're not the only one.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Meant "your" as in the general, really meaning "my". my quirk being so utterly down on myself that it never occurred to me to read the thread, other than to see WTF u had said about something

Don't feel alone, I've done that about 15 times today.

More yesterday, and I posted to go along with it.

You've got a cult of wit-breeders around you Steve, whatever will you do with all that pow'r and influence?

Did i mention the guy making the Angels badges said I need all your bra measurments :D

Steve Campbell wrote: Did i mention the guy making the Angels badges said I need all your bra measurments :D

How big is his hand? Depnding, he might just cup his own chest and make a guess with that. Tell him we need a measure of the mass his hands could handle, and allow for overflow.

Melly it's the middle of the bleedin night in Texas.....go to bed :)

It's only 2:30ish.

And I couldn't sleep so well, so I figured I'd come on here and see what'd been going on.

I'm going to try again in a bit.

Just gotta find my teddy bear.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Wino wrote: Oh dear, are they? That's interesting. I wonder why.....enlighten folks!

Er, cos they're stuck on t'internet all the time and don't Have A Life!

your statment while basically correct makes a dodgy suggestion about causality. I'm not lifeless cos I'm on here all day. I'm on here all day cos i'm lifless