Why are such handsome male NOOL members single?

Where were you lot when I was growing up?

Cool women of the world, unite and date these men!

STRANGEWAYS here we COME

Tesco

More like straightjacket here we come...

digital mike binoche wrote: Tesco

And now I'm thinking of Tesco Vee of the Meatmen.

He must have known, to name his group so well.

Oh dear, are they? That's interesting. I wonder why.....enlighten folks!

I usually dump girlfriends when they laugh at New Order.But i laugh at New Order too.So it doesn't make sense

No one on here ever does! You are not alone!:)

Johnny wrote: I usually dump girlfriends when they laugh at New Order.But i laugh at New Order too.So it doesn't make sense

I only dumped one guy for his NO laughing, and it was because his jokes were so bad. He didn't have wit on his side.

'cause their love of NO betrays a perpetual adolescent awkwardness that employs self-deprecation as a defense against the threat of intimacy; see Eric Erikson's sixth stage of development.

Let me work up a PowerPoint deck.

If it wasn't for New Order i probably would have got married and had kids years ago. THANK FCUK for NO!!!! :D

It's called love, and it belongs to none of us...

Or is that "love technique"?

I have the problem of falling for girls who are already in relationships. Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

Johnny wrote: If it wasn't for New Order i probably would have got married and had kids years ago. THANK FCUK for NO!!!! :D

Hear hear Johnny. Wise words from an elder statesman.

Taboo # 7 wrote:

I have the problem of falling for girls who are already in relationships. Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

I think the Star Wars figurines are the nail in the coffin, Trevor.

Damn, you lot have proved me wrong!

Gnu Odor wrote: Damn, you lot have proved me wrong!

At least I didn't tell "69SoDivine" that I'm a firefighter...

(sorry, I saw your Frylock avatar and had to go for the ATHF reference) :p

Trevor, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

And where are the women who like New Order outside of this site? I don't think I've encountered a single girl who is a fan of NO.

Taboo # 7 wrote:

Also, I collect miniature Star Wars figurines. Thus...no sex life

I own Dungeons and Dragons books and have used them to run campaigns.

I blame it on the girls in your area. They just don't see the underlying cool of you. A proper girl would like SW figures. Might net a real fortune one day. We need a NO army of girls to inflitrate you area.:evil:

I must lead and commandeer this group of girls!

sadly, I have too many issues.

one being- i lost my father at an early age which lead me to sabotage my relationships, not intentionally but subconsciously to avoid the loss/separation anxiety. I am a runaway trainwreck when it comes to relationships. My current gf wants me to seek therapy.

Aw Sammy :(

msh wrote: I blame it on the girls in your area. They just don't see the underlying cool of you. A proper girl would like SW figures. Might net a real fortune one day. We need a NO army of girls to inflitrate you area.:evil:

Oh, I'm up for that!

I'm kidding about the SW figurines, actually. I figured it would offset the real horror hiding beneath my handsome exterior...my crippling addiction to Monty Python

Nothing kills the mood more than in the middle of a hot, passionate embrace, turning to your gal and saying "so, have you ever done it? Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink?"

msh wrote:

digital mike binoche wrote: Tesco

And now I'm thinking of Tesco Vee of the Meatmen.

He must have known, to name his group so well.

Ah, good ol' Tesco, just another reason to post this sleeve again...

I'm glad someone knew I was on about.

:) Cheers for that, don't think any one else here knows who the hell Tesco is, except for the wise Gnu Odor probably. When a thread about "Post your pics about your favourite (or local) Tesco" comes around, the Dutch Hercules sleeve is a natural to break open a thread about stores.

Could try this one next time......

msh wrote: Where were you lot when I was growing up?

Surely you noticed me hanging around outside the kindergarten?

Was that you in the coat off to the side?

You DID notice!

I couldn't help but notice, you were chasing us around the playground like Pac Man with his Ghosts!

:)

Teases, all of you, playing hard to get. :D