I love the names of my e-mail spamers...

Everyday, I wonder where they come from :

Charon Poitras, Gerhard Smith, Mustapha Vatanen, Diego Ross, Karel Martinez...

Are they all "selling" the same thing? I've got a few fecently from different people with prices on things like Cialis and Viagra........don't recall the names, I just delete them straightaway now.

Dya think they kNOW it's a blokes address or something....broken dick, small dick etc. Dya think chicks get mails that say.... "neck this pill for bigger baps and a tighter tastier minge in 14 days or your £1300 will be returned"

I got a lot of those dick mails. "Want a bigger rope to choke your mate with?" "Need a trouser python that can drive home your point?"

And here's little me, sitting there going "No, you gob, I don't need it, and if I needed it I know where to get one so buzz off!"

They could at least stop throwing in random poetry and James Joyce to fill out the email. That bit gets old after the first 1k of type.

msh wrote: I got a lot of those dick mails. "Want a bigger rope to choke your mate with?" "Need a trouser python that can drive home your point?"

And here's little me, sitting there going "No, you gob, I don't need it, and if I needed it I know where to get one so buzz off!"

They could at least stop throwing in random poetry and James Joyce to fill out the email. That bit gets old after the first 1k of type.

I don't read em, just get a mental photofit of what they look like. But I always think, even if i was hung like a ciggie-end and 2 grapes, I wouldn't give those arseholes penny one.

so....why do they do it....are there really people who see those and think.."shoooot shure looks liken a good deal maaaaaaw"

WTF?

and with that thought...I bid u all a fair good night my friends, my lifeline, my .....nemesis actually come to think of it, bu that's by the by.