Xmas jokes

Here goes...

What does Santa and a man have in common?? (apart from the obvious)

1. They both sneak in at night (lost key again!)
2. They both drink your cans
3. They both eat your pies
4. They both empty their sack
5. Then they sneak back out again!! :D

I've no xmas jokes yet, but I heard a good chicken one on the radio this morning:

"Chicken & Egg in bed together, The Egg rolls over, That answers that old question anyway"