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Now don't be offended cos i know it affects at least half of you lot, but...

Two dyslexics in a house, one says "Can you smell gas?"

The other says "Fuck off i can't even smell me own name!"

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1st Eskimo: Where's your mother coming from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska.

1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself.

:scream:

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Missy Jem wrote: Now don't be offended cos i know it affects at least half of you lot, but...

Two dyslexics in a house, one says "Can you smell gas?"

The other says "Fuck off i can't even smell me own name!"

:abovelol: What about the dyslexic Metal fan who sold he soul to santa?

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:lol:

That's better than mine, get your own thread beeatch!!

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Did youz know angry drivers listening to Phil Collins, only get middle of the Road Rage..:thumbdown: It hurts even mention the Tory scumbag..

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gary glitter has said when he dies he wants to be cremated and put in an etch-a-sketch, so the the children can still play with him.

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Steve Campbell wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Now don't be offended cos i know it affects at least half of you lot, but...

Two dyslexics in a house, one says "Can you smell gas?"

The other says "Fuck off i can't even smell me own name!"

:abovelol: What about the dyslexic Metal fan who sold he soul to santa?

Presumably just after he denounced Dog?

I'll get me coat

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