Hey, aren't you...?

OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

Gnu Odor wrote: OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

Was planning to put a pic of hook Senior into it and see what it came up with (ian botham probably). Sadly the site made my cpu go 99% and funny grinding noises came from my tower.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

Was planning to put a pic of hook Senior into it and see what it came up with (ian botham probably). Sadly the site made my cpu go 99% and funny grinding noises came from my tower.

Instead of your MOUTH............

LOL! I get these:

No shit!

You look LOVELY tonight MAYA!

More Maya pictures please.

We demand the original.

Hey, I'm Clarke Gable:D

No. 3 original yer numpty

I'm Japanese Amerasian. Here are my stats.

Emma Watson 67% resemblance Michael Jackson (from the Jackson 5 days) 65% (How can that be possible? I'm white overall) Jennifer Connelly 64% (Now that's more like it) Isabella Rossellini 64% Nana Mouskouri 63% Preity Zinta 60% Maria Callas 60% Natalie Portman 59% Diana Rigg 59% Naomi Watts 58%

So how do you guys think I look?

NObabe wrote: No. 3 original yer numpty

Oh dear...Maya did one of those Australian fast bowlers get your right between the eyes pet? Come on now, we'll get some somewhere cool for a lie down

/me leads a slightly gibbering Maya away for some rest

(stop sniggering at the back!)

Steve, I'm slightly worried about the other pic of mine, it said 'couldn't be recognized'. Tut! Noone's as agly as me!

edit: WTF is AGLY?

agly is to aggle as ugly is to uggle

Not recognisable? as human? surely not the one of you I said was nice.

I uploaded a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and got back Seabiscuit!

Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

that site's been overwhelmed, i think i broke it. sorry.

"U.-G.-L.-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI ,YO UGLY,YO UGLY"

no,not you ,Maya.I just had that song in my head

And .um the site doesnt worj on my PC. i get a site under construction message.How do i use it?

so,,,this software's being deployed as an anti-terrorist measure in airports when?

(supermarkets not long after I'd guess....what fucking fun....shot for being osama bin laden while buting cheese in asda...the 6th bin laden they'd shot since lunch)

Johnny wrote: "U.-G.-L.-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI ,YO UGLY,YO UGLY"

no,not you ,Maya.I just had that song in my head

And .um the site doesnt worj on my PC. i get a site under construction message.How do i use it?

it really pissed my macine off in a big way. somebody give it Hooky or Bernard (it will come back with tin tin)

Steve Campbell wrote:

somebody give it Hooky or Bernard (it will come back with tin tin)

tin tin! ahhhs, that's not so fair.

i wonder if I put a picture of one of my pets in there, if it'll say my fat saimese looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones

I think perhaps I should run for president of Macedonia as exiled son of Boris Trajkovski.

I guess this is still pretty buggy. I uploaded my son's school picture and for some reason got back a shot of the mailman.

Samantha Chapman wrote: Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

Gillian Gilbert should really be on that list!!

And that third (who?) is a Finnish bint who got kicked out from her crappy gothband called Nightwish.

Gnu Odor wrote: I uploaded a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and got back Seabiscuit!

BOOM! BOOM!

Gnu Odor wrote: I think perhaps I should run for president of Macedonia as exiled son of Boris Trajkovski.

I guess this is still pretty buggy. I uploaded my son's school picture and for some reason got back a shot of the mailman.

lesee my whole family is brown haired browned eyed. the big sis is blonde haired blue eyed. If I uploaded her pic-I might get back the milkman

I your computer won't run the face recognition, you can always walk around New York, and bums will "mistake" you for celebrities while asking for change.

"Hey, I know you ... you're that Ken Wahl fella from Wiseguy! I love you, Ken Wahl! Hey, gimme a dollar, Ken Wahl!"

Gnu Odor wrote: I your computer won't run the face recognition, you can always walk around New York, and bums will "mistake" you for celebrities while asking for change.

"Hey, I know you ... you're that Ken Wahl fella from Wiseguy! I love you, Ken Wahl! Hey, gimme a dollar, Ken Wahl!"

I used to watch Wiseguy. But from what I've understood it wouldn't be too unlikely to see Ken Wahl asking for change these days. "Hey pal, gimme a dollar, I'm Ken and I used to be that undercover agent on TV back in 1990."

I got...

Kevin Costner (not too happy with that) Jose Maria Aznar (?) Billy Corgan Russell Crowe (yeah i'm cool with that) Eva Peron (no shit) Artie Shaw(looks a cool dude) Louis De Fumes Zsoft Baumgnster Nick Cave( would have preffered Ian Curtis,thanks)

King of Nothing wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

Gillian Gilbert should really be on that list!!

And that third (who?) is a Finnish bint who got kicked out from her crappy gothband called Nightwish.

Tarja Turunen? Really? A Finnish goth?

I've been told before that I feature Gillian - especially when I had short hair in the 80's/90's. But I did use to copy Gillian's hairstyles!

Now it's working again. Quite random results I think...

Moritz Leuenberger (haven't got the foggiest) Francesco Totti David Beckham Jacques Brel Kim Dae-Jung

and...

Nelson Mandela -Well, the pic was taken in California so I had a good tan

Apparently, I look like Marianne Faithful, Erwin Rommel, River Phoenix, Theo van gogh, Gary Oldman, Celia Cruz, Bon Scott, and Condoleeza Rice. A rather weird combo.

Hmmm, former US football great Jim Thorpe, Spencer Tracy, Viggo Mortensen, John Carmack (who????), Sharon Stone ( ), Timothy Leary, Jacques Derrida ( Green from Scritti Politti might be amused by that), and Liam Neeson.

I did the pic of Bernard that's on my avatar and guess who one of the candidates was? IAN CURTIS! I'm not kidding!

Sebastian Leob Gregory Peck Marcello Mastrianni Ben Afflick Gabriel garcia Marquez Diego Maradonna Anders Fogh Rasmussen Tom Cruise George Clooney Agam Rudberg(a woman) Uday Hussain

I'm always being told I look like Ewan Mcgregor...not according to this tho...

And how do you get from a certain beauty called Agam Rudberg to Uday Hussain,to an old guy called Gabriel Garcia Marquez..WTF?

Just ran another Photo through.. Carl Lewis was amongst them this time.What the fuck?

Barney Army wrote: One of my mates is the spittin of..

James Bolam Mark E Smith

etc...

Unfortunately he's an Oxbridge clever cunt that told me "People that look like you dont get famous"

I wasnt sharp enough to respond to that with wit.

Apart from "fuck off James Bolam"

seems perfectly acceptable

("people who look like james bolam get their ballix knocked in" would have been good too

Enough people tell me that I look like Conan O'Brien that I don't need a computer saying the same thing!

that avatar's the most handsome pic of me ever. Bet that site would still say

"are you a bucket of pigshit"

just thinking this post will read well whan the avatar has gone back to something stoopid

I've always fancied myself as a bit of a racing driver..

just got the one.

Giancarlo Fisichella

:car:

Boatraceface wrote: Sebastian Leob Gregory Peck Marcello Mastrianni Ben Afflick Gabriel garcia Marquez Diego Maradonna Anders Fogh Rasmussen Tom Cruise George Clooney Agam Rudberg(a woman) Uday Hussain

I'm always being told I look like Ewan Mcgregor...not according to this tho...

And how do you get from a certain beauty called Agam Rudberg to Uday Hussain,to an old guy called Gabriel Garcia Marquez..WTF?

Tom Cruise?

Bob Booze more like

Barney Army wrote: I've always fancied myself as a bit of a racing driver..

just got the one.

Giancarlo Fisichella

:car:

really trying to picture you as "gino the fish" getting bitchslapped by Irvine in the gravel in spain. not working.

MUCH easier just to see the real Fis in my head going through maggots and beckets and Stow and hanging it out largely...but over the radio instead of the usual constant whining about the car....just a completely demented, teeth clenched version of AoC.

der der derrrrderderderderderderderrrrr clunk yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeerrrgggggggggggggggggderdrderder....wzzzzzzzzz gadung gadung gadung Oh I'm not neeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa you gadung gadung whhhhhhheeerrrrrhhh want me to.

EDIT. Racing games and music don;t mix for me. I always end up doing everything in time with the music (kinda hard not to when you;ve spent so long learning to do exactly that). Classical music occasionally...and did win online at monza in GPL (u must see this game....google it) while listening to frank zappa's roxy and elsewhere during practice and for some demented reason....the "womp womp" boys (the dream team on Radio 1, Monday nights I think it was.....daft daft fuckers dat daft tunes, and not even my style, but always amused ) I think they just suited monza (the old layout.....foot down all the way, with 3 grazes of the brake and one real stop...no poof chicanes). I DID used to listen to NO all the time playing ToCA....but it's hardly a sim...just a daft bashem up (on pc anyway)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Barney Army wrote: I've always fancied myself as a bit of a racing driver..

just got the one.

Giancarlo Fisichella

:car:

really trying to picture you as "gino the fish" getting bitchslapped by Irvine in the gravel in spain. not working.

MUCH easier just to see the real Fis in my head going through maggots and beckets and Stow and hanging it out largely...but over the radio instead of the usual constant whining about the car....just a completely demented, teeth clenched version of AoC.

der der derrrrderderderderderderderrrrr clunk yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeerrrgggggggggggggggggderdrderder....wzzzzzzzzz gadung gadung gadung Oh I'm not neeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa you gadung gadung whhhhhhheeerrrrrhhh want me to.

EDIT. Racing games and music don;t mix for me. I always end up doing everything in time with the music (kinda hard not to when you;ve spent so long learning to do exactly that). Classical music occasionally...and did win online at monza in GPL (u must see this game....google it) while listening to frank zappa's roxy and elsewhere during practice and for some demented reason....the "womp womp" boys (the dream team on Radio 1, Monday nights I think it was.....daft daft fuckers dat daft tunes, and not even my style, but always amused ) I think they just suited monza (the old layout.....foot down all the way, with 3 grazes of the brake and one real stop...no poof chicanes). I DID used to listen to NO all the time playing ToCA....but it's hardly a sim...just a daft bashem up (on pc anyway)

ehem, if I'm 'hanging it out largely then I need a little more downforce at the rear.

i got the elephant man and whoopy goldberg

actually people have called me kevin spacey

no...they said "'es an 'effin space case so he is"

bansheeman wrote: i got the elephant man and whoopy goldberg

Have you seen photos of that horrible, twisted monstrosity? I don't think my imagination could come up with a more hideous, abhorrent creature.

John Merrick was pretty ugly too.

Barney Army wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Sebastian Leob Gregory Peck Marcello Mastrianni Ben Afflick Gabriel garcia Marquez Diego Maradonna Anders Fogh Rasmussen Tom Cruise George Clooney Agam Rudberg(a woman) Uday Hussain

I'm always being told I look like Ewan Mcgregor...not according to this tho...

And how do you get from a certain beauty called Agam Rudberg to Uday Hussain,to an old guy called Gabriel Garcia Marquez..WTF?

Tom Cruise?

Bob Booze more like

Go Figure And Carl Lewis..As if

Boatraceface wrote: Sebastian Leob Gregory Peck Marcello Mastrianni Ben Afflick Gabriel garcia Marquez Diego Maradonna Anders Fogh Rasmussen Tom Cruise George Clooney Agam Rudberg(a woman) Uday Hussain

I'm always being told I look like Ewan Mcgregor...not according to this tho...

And how do you get from a certain beauty called Agam Rudberg to Uday Hussain,to an old guy called Gabriel Garcia Marquez..WTF?

You do sort of look like Ewan McGregor..

leather_girl wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Sebastian Leob Gregory Peck Marcello Mastrianni Ben Afflick Gabriel garcia Marquez Diego Maradonna Anders Fogh Rasmussen Tom Cruise George Clooney Agam Rudberg(a woman) Uday Hussain

I'm always being told I look like Ewan Mcgregor...not according to this tho...

And how do you get from a certain beauty called Agam Rudberg to Uday Hussain,to an old guy called Gabriel Garcia Marquez..WTF?

You do sort of look like Ewan McGregor..

OBI One Kenobi's sith twin, that Mr Lucas neglected to mention,or Renton's autistic big brother?:\ohwell:

Have you done the photo thing? Who's your lookilikies?

I'm Claudia Cardinale and Kevin Smith? What a match...

I can't get it to work.

But i can tell you hand on heart i'm the double of Cindy Crawford.

I'm:

Andre Agassi (could have been worse) Snoop Dog John Cusak

An older picture produces Lee Harvey Oswald (amongst others).

An even older picture produces Milos Forman, Leonardo DiCaprio, Laurence Fishburne

Bere wrote: I'm Claudia Cardinale and Kevin Smith? What a match...

You or your avatar?

Well not surprisingly, every single pic of me I gave it, either crashed the site completely or was not recognised as human. Yes, even boxing my mug perfectly with the face finder...I'm no one.

Jem, you SO don't look like Cindy C. Yer much nicer

Aw shucks.

But you're damn right!

Jeez, you two, get a room!

Surely THIS link will be more helpful

http://www.hostelworld.com/

Book your bed before you go!

Yeah ok I'm only jealous

with one photo: avril lavigne (70%) penelope cruz (?!) madonna kirsten dunst sophie marceau nicole kidman

with another photo: elisha cuthbert (60%) jennifer aniston charlize theron p.d. james susan sontag

with yet another photo: sorry, no match!

i don't think i look like any of these people! where's drew barrymore?

I can't get my stuff to work, so I asked around instead.

10 people say "Nicole Kidman with all the right bits filled out" 5 people say "Fairuza Balk, only less gritty" 3 people say "That Wurtzel chick who wrote Prozac Nation" 1 person says "Generic 80's cast member"

I especially like that last one.

i often get drew barrymore, but not according to this 'face recognition' site! i don't think i look that much like her, but sometimes my photos do. my mum thinks i look like her: i take it as a compliment.

Would you believe I am Charles Aznavoir, Robin Williams and Courtney Love!!!

I just tryied with another photograph and it says Rocco Siffredi. Though it's definitely not for my face :o

My wife keeps telling me that I look like Tom Hanks (if only it were for my bank acount...), but the program doesn't think so, obviously.