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OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

:scratch:

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Gnu Odor wrote: OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

:scratch:

Was planning to put a pic of hook Senior into it and see what it came up with (ian botham probably). Sadly the site made my cpu go 99% and funny grinding noises came from my tower.

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Steve Campbell wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: OK, so this is kinda fun: Face Recognition Demo!

Apparently I look most like Lyv Tyler, followed by Clark Gable, Boris Trajkovski, and Gillian Anderson.

:scratch:

Was planning to put a pic of hook Senior into it and see what it came up with (ian botham probably). Sadly the site made my cpu go 99% and funny grinding noises came from my tower.

Instead of your MOUTH............:yawn:

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:abovelol:

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LOL! I get these:

No shit!

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You look LOVELY tonight MAYA!:laugh:

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More Maya pictures please.

We demand the original.

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Hey, I'm Clarke Gable:D

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No. 3 original yer numpty :laugh:

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I'm Japanese Amerasian. Here are my stats.

Emma Watson 67% resemblance Michael Jackson (from the Jackson 5 days) 65% (How can that be possible? I'm white overall) :spit: Jennifer Connelly 64% (Now that's more like it) Isabella Rossellini 64% Nana Mouskouri 63% Preity Zinta 60% Maria Callas 60% Natalie Portman 59% Diana Rigg 59% Naomi Watts 58%

So how do you guys think I look?

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NObabe wrote: No. 3 original yer numpty :laugh:

Oh dear...Maya did one of those Australian fast bowlers get your right between the eyes pet? Come on now, we'll get some somewhere cool for a lie down

/me leads a slightly gibbering Maya away for some rest

(stop sniggering at the back!)

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Steve, I'm slightly worried about the other pic of mine, it said 'couldn't be recognized'. Tut! Noone's as agly as me! :cry:

edit: WTF is AGLY? :laugh:

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agly is to aggle as ugly is to uggle

Not recognisable? as human? surely not the one of you I said was nice.

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I uploaded a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and got back Seabiscuit!

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Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

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that site's been overwhelmed, i think i broke it. sorry. :laugh:

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"U.-G.-L.-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI ,YO UGLY,YO UGLY"

no,not you ,Maya.I just had that song in my head

And .um the site doesnt worj on my PC. i get a site under construction message.How do i use it?

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so,,,this software's being deployed as an anti-terrorist measure in airports when?

(supermarkets not long after I'd guess....what fucking fun....shot for being osama bin laden while buting cheese in asda...the 6th bin laden they'd shot since lunch)

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Johnny wrote: "U.-G.-L.-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI ,YO UGLY,YO UGLY"

no,not you ,Maya.I just had that song in my head

And .um the site doesnt worj on my PC. i get a site under construction message.How do i use it?

it really pissed my macine off in a big way. somebody give it Hooky or Bernard (it will come back with tin tin)

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Steve Campbell wrote:

somebody give it Hooky or Bernard (it will come back with tin tin)

:abovelol: tin tin! ahhhs, that's not so fair. :rofl:

i wonder if I put a picture of one of my pets in there, if it'll say my fat saimese looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones

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I think perhaps I should run for president of Macedonia as exiled son of Boris Trajkovski.

I guess this is still pretty buggy. I uploaded my son's school picture and for some reason got back a shot of the mailman.

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Samantha Chapman wrote: Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

Gillian Gilbert should really be on that list!!

And that third (who?) is a Finnish bint who got kicked out from her crappy gothband called Nightwish.

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Gnu Odor wrote: I uploaded a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and got back Seabiscuit!

BOOM! BOOM!

:laugh: :bow: :clap:

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Gnu Odor wrote: I think perhaps I should run for president of Macedonia as exiled son of Boris Trajkovski.

I guess this is still pretty buggy. I uploaded my son's school picture and for some reason got back a shot of the mailman.

lesee my whole family is brown haired browned eyed. the big sis is blonde haired blue eyed. If I uploaded her pic-I might get back the milkman

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I your computer won't run the face recognition, you can always walk around New York, and bums will "mistake" you for celebrities while asking for change.

"Hey, I know you ... you're that Ken Wahl fella from Wiseguy! I love you, Ken Wahl! Hey, gimme a dollar, Ken Wahl!"

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Gnu Odor wrote: I your computer won't run the face recognition, you can always walk around New York, and bums will "mistake" you for celebrities while asking for change.

"Hey, I know you ... you're that Ken Wahl fella from Wiseguy! I love you, Ken Wahl! Hey, gimme a dollar, Ken Wahl!"

I used to watch Wiseguy. But from what I've understood it wouldn't be too unlikely to see Ken Wahl asking for change these days. "Hey pal, gimme a dollar, I'm Ken and I used to be that undercover agent on TV back in 1990."

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I got...

Kevin Costner (not too happy with that) Jose Maria Aznar (?) Billy Corgan :laugh: Russell Crowe (yeah i'm cool with that) Eva Peron (no shit) Artie Shaw(looks a cool dude) Louis De Fumes Zsoft Baumgnster Nick Cave( would have preffered Ian Curtis,thanks)

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King of Nothing wrote:

Samantha Chapman wrote: Apparently I resemble all of these people...

Aishwariya Rai (who?) Sigourney Weaver Sophia Loren (actually we share the same birthday but Sophia is getting on in years - but she still looks good for her age) Bipasha Basu (who?) Greta Garbo (I vant to be alone!!!!) Tarja Turunen (who?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (no, I couldn't believe it) Shania Twain (that didn't impress me much, either!)

and Diana Ross....

Gillian Gilbert should really be on that list!!

And that third (who?) is a Finnish bint who got kicked out from her crappy gothband called Nightwish.

Tarja Turunen? Really? A Finnish goth?

I've been told before that I feature Gillian - especially when I had short hair in the 80's/90's. But I did use to copy Gillian's hairstyles! :lol:

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Now it's working again. Quite random results I think...

Moritz Leuenberger (haven't got the foggiest) Francesco Totti David Beckham Jacques Brel Kim Dae-Jung

and...

Nelson Mandela -Well, the pic was taken in California so I had a good tan :laugh:

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Apparently, I look like Marianne Faithful, Erwin Rommel, River Phoenix, Theo van gogh, Gary Oldman, Celia Cruz, Bon Scott, and Condoleeza Rice. A rather weird combo.

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