Give the person above you a kiss under the mistletoe :\party:

X

X

Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.

BIGINOIL wrote: Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.

A whole tree any good?

I wondered why it took so long to answer!

Well done sir!

Now form an orderly queue...

BIGINOIL wrote: Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.

Tut tut tut. Just how low are you prepared to go? Save yourself for the company 'do'; too much excitement prior could render you worthless..

Yer all numpties.

(BIG SMACKER FOR WINO) :kiss: :kiss:

they're all waiting on Maya!

BTW...Jem can kiss who she likes, but any man who kisses her get's his avatar ripped up and bum-shoved :D

big for steve

Boys! Perlease! Calm down - it's not xmas eve yet !!!!

Johnny wrote: big for steve

hey I'm cool, I'm comfy...but I just wanna say...

Girls are where it's at...in case any of you ladies were feeling suddenyl depressed there.

Wino!

Fancy seeing you here!

*zzzzzzzzip*

BIGINOIL wrote: Wino!

Fancy seeing you here!

*zzzzzzzzip*

You were saying what exactly there darling?

Eh up? What happened there?

I SAID 'what exactly did you mean darling?' or words to that effect.......:)

i find BIGINOIL a bit ambiguous too.Is that a good or a bad thing?

Johnny wrote: i find BIGINOIL a bit ambiguous too.Is that a good or a bad thing?

I'm waiting to find out too!

and a big for you,Wino.But i'm still waiting for you to come round and do my washing and ironing.You said you would a few months back when i told you i had a twisted spine and the flu.

Johnny wrote: and a big for you,Wino.But i'm still waiting for you to come round and do my washing and ironing.You said you would a few months back when i told you i had a twisted spine and the flu.

I was obviously (most definitely in fact) p***ed! Sorry, I'm full of empty promises under the influence!

Do not know Wino much at all, so this'll have to do for now........

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Do not know Wino much at all, so this'll have to do for now........

Oh dear, you don't do you? I'm just some alcoholic person that occasionally tries to join in.........:D

ok but only because there are no girls here. O where have all the chicky babes gone?

Hello, hello, HELLO... is anyone there??? Where's everyone gone???? :(

X

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

I've gotta get me some of this action.

:kiss:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

X

downpayment OK ;) you can have one on each cheek next month

Gnu Odor wrote: I've gotta get me some of this action.

:kiss:

And I'm keepin an eye on you ya bleedin sniper ;)

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

X

downpayment OK ;) you can have one on each cheek next month

You're on! (check mail)

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

X

downpayment OK ;) you can have one on each cheek next month

You're on! (check mail)

That sounded well suspect- but promise, it's all legit!

I got me a dodgy bird a dodgy bird a dodgy bird......

(checks mail)

'SAKE

doesn't matter guys.

/me slinks off hopin no one sees.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

X

downpayment OK ;) you can have one on each cheek next month

FOUR kisses???

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: X

The first time, in a very long time, i've ben given a kiss. Thank you.

x

X

downpayment OK ;) you can have one on each cheek next month

FOUR kisses???

Ok- just don't tell your wife:D

ok ere goes xxxxxxx 7 kisses work that out? i just hope bonzettes a bird. lol.:D

Now, the person directly above you gets the kiss, right? 'cause if so, Campo, BIGINOIL and I have got a bizarre love triangle happening.

OK now, am I hitting on Mr. Powell or trying to trick Bonzette into smooching me? I'm so confused.

And yet strangely aroused.

I'll pay someone $10 for a kiss. And those are US dollars, not Canadian.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I'll pay someone $10 for a kiss. And those are US dollars, not Canadian.

hi, jesse. how ya doin'?

there you go )(.

somehow I managed a triple post. :D

three tries...that's one big kiss!

Very big )(.

XXX

Thanks for the dics you sent me this year Ron!

mike powell wrote: ok ere goes xxxxxxx 7 kisses work that out? i just hope bonzettes a bird. lol.:D

xxxxxxxx

Tweet, tweet.

here's a liverpool kiss bonzy baby x

john kershaw wrote: here's a liverpool kiss bonzy baby x

X - i do have a soft spot for men from Liverpool!

onya bonzy girl

john kershaw wrote: onya bonzy girl

hold that thought!

Gnu Odor wrote: I've gotta get me some of this action.

:kiss:

put yer black eye patch on and yer big hooped gold earing and yer laffin mate

Anyhoo, MMMMMWWWWWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Have you been eating garlic gnu??

/me wanders around under the little green sprig waiting for Jem while trying not to look like he's waiting on anyonw.

EDIT: oh she's run off with a yank...bloody marvelous. SNIFF

haha

i've gotit. middle one with the whiksers.

Steve Campbell wrote: /me wanders around under the little green sprig waiting for Jem while trying not to look like he's waiting on anyonw.

EDIT: oh she's run off with a yank...bloody marvelous. SNIFF

Stee. great mural of the sea in yer bedroom mate.

john kershaw wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: /me wanders around under the little green sprig waiting for Jem while trying not to look like he's waiting on anyonw.

EDIT: oh she's run off with a yank...bloody marvelous. SNIFF

Stee. great mural of the sea in yer bedroom mate.

That's how he's done it, i knew it, he doesn't leave the house!

X Kershaw

and

X StePHen

I'm such a slut!

More pics of Jem, please.

I'm not a lech, honestly, I'm just deeply interested in the landscape and architecture of Bolton.

And if you could just stand in the pics, you know, for perspective and scale.

And if I could request just a bit of clevage, you know, just so I can judge the white balance.

I hear there are nice buildings in Belgrade, too.

Is there a dent in the title bar above this post?

could be my nose where it hit the celing after doing a "muttley float" up there.

Aw shucks Jem. (Big smacker for the Bolton Bombshell)

INTERCEPTED!

Ste's rowing fast on his (bed)boat as we speak.

I'll try to get some more recent photo's on so you know who you're dealing with.

I'll just have to try to get before and not after photo's as i start out looking pretty reasonable, but then end up looking like a man. Nice!

Missy Jem wrote: I'll try to get some more recent photo's on so you know who you're dealing with.

I just hope they're before and not after photo's as i start out looking pretty good, but then end up looking like a man. Nice!

lose some clothes then when your takin the photies

Disgraceful, well i never.

OK then no problem.

And lets face it it's not like i've never done it before (i was young and needed the money)

A manly handshake.. and as is your custom,a cup of lambs blood,Chris!Just as friends,no kisses or funny stuff with Druids

just as i was about to plant a big smacker on those SERBIAN lips of yours - - you delete. Doh! anyways: xXx

XXX

Gemma was available before. Thought you would have steamed right in J.

Only jokin' Jem.

Maya's above now. Oh go on then.x

i'm not kissin an evertonian (or even a liverpudlian??)

unless they are BILL & DANNY (rhyming)

'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

I never did give the lurvely siberian/latvian/lituanian/romanian/fookinmartian a kiss.

Duck lads.... here you go Maya my sweety.

x x x

and one more fo Jemster so she doesn't get jealous

x

yeah me want more pics of jem too. FWIW, i'd already decided she was fookin great BEFORE I seen her...then I seen her and she didn't make me ill...but i wanna see a better pic just to be sure.

She's seen several pics of me and she's still talking to me you see...makes me wonder if there's a second head round the back or a 3rd arm or something.

Would rather see a before and after of where you were drinking that of you drinking....Before....a pleasant public house in Bolton...After: Ground Zero of a comet impact.

How about a little hug in between?

X

Boatraceface wrote: A manly handshake.. and as is your custom,a cup of lambs blood,Chris!Just as friends,no kisses or funny stuff with Druids

Bere, what are your kitties' names so we can root for them on kittenwar.com?

Good luck out there -- Fern looks pretty unbeatable:

HAPPY FESTIVUS FOLKS!!!

THIS birds gotta fly.

eats loads of ham and turkey. drink beer, and watch your beer belly's grow.

woo hoo - i'm off to party!!!

dinga-ling-aling. there's the bell!!

Johnny wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.

A whole tree any good?

Just my luck.I start the thread and all i get is a kiss and an offer of a blowjob off BIGINOIL.Then by the time i come back all the girlies have been and are long gone.And i didn't get to kiss a single one of them.Bad timing or what???!!!.A lesson to be learned there- i'll check first to see who's online next time.Grrrr

I don't kiss when you're around

Where's Scattermcbrain????

Oh well ,this pic of her will keep me going for now

a kiss seems a bit lame after that rogering..

ouch, bad timing

Barney Army wrote: a kiss seems a bit lame after that rogering..

ouch, bad timing

referring to me or Johnny?

A nice peck on the cheek for you Maya oh and a shag :sex:

NObabe wrote: I don't kiss when you're around

Johnny wrote: Where's Scattermcbrain????

Oh well ,this pic of her will keep me going for now

most pleasing to the eye I must say. I think I actually refrained from a witty quip at something she said, purely cos it really WOULD look like a pickup line :D

I'll shake your hand.

*drinks heavily*

*burps*

*staggers*

*puckers up and falls flat on face*

Gnu Odor wrote: Bere, what are your kitties' names so we can root for them on kittenwar.com?

Good luck out there -- Fern looks pretty unbeatable:

I've got nearly every of our kittens in there (kittenwar.com). We had to give away the two in the picture last year (they went together).

But last not least feel kissed 78681 (not at last for giving me a winning point at Fantasy Football).

I'm not Jim Kerr but,Happy Chrimbo Bere X:)

Boatraceface wrote: I'm not Jim Kerr but,Happy Chrimbo Bere X:)

( )

Big ones in return XXX.

Mwah! Mwah! (on the cheek as I'm a married man donchuno)

No Tongues

Spoilsport.

Smacker for Boaty boy anyhoo

X

I like your aftershave!

Ok Tongues for Jem..Close your eyes Cambo, I'm going in:D

X tongue,Tongue X:D

/me makes small note and draws skull and crossbones beside it

trust me to fall for a floosie :)

The least I expected was a right hook from the Bangor Banger:p

That green smilie tickles me, it has the same smile as you (before it sticks its tongue out anyway)! Check it out, i'm right.

You are so right..I'm scrannin so many sprouts its the same colour aswell:p

And our Sophie is like on there..we are the human smillies,,,

Now there's a claim to fame!

If i could be a smilie, i'd be

:balloon:

Damn, try again...

:baloon:

Missy Jem wrote:

Now there's a claim to fame!

If i could be a smilie, i'd be

:balloon:

Damn, try again...

:baloon:

:beer3: or suits you better Jem..

Yeah, who am i trying to kid?

Can't kid a kidder eh?

Oh and this :)

Big snogs X..You barmy Goose

Right boyo, that's about six snogs of her you've had...now pay up or fuck off.

BTW..Jem u still in work/mail range?

Gulp. You'd better scarper boatrace, out the back door.

Stevie, he meant nothing, honestly.

it's not that I just thought he was taking the piss with free samples :)

Phew!:D X

I was gonna say "a smile and a kiss aren't gonna cut it this time, I'm taking it outta yer tips".

But I've given you enough tart abuse for one day. Where's Maya? :D

Poor Maya, she'll come online for the first time and face a barrage of abuse!

Wow! Time flies when you're having fun, i've popped my 600 post cherry and i didn't even feel it!

:)

that's too easy a set up line Jemma and I'm not gonna touch it, it's a trap!

I dunno, a month ago I was like "why you all nasty to poor ickle Maya", now, I'm as bad...its cos se takes it so well (the abuse before anyone starts with their smutt).

Steve Campbell wrote: that's too easy a set up line Jemma and I'm not gonna touch it, it's a trap!

I dunno, a month ago I was like "why you all nasty to poor ickle Maya", now, I'm as bad...its cos se takes it so well (the abuse before anyone starts with their smutt).

Fancy bumping into you here- again. people will talk you know!

big for yer ,Bonzette

Nice Thread Johnny.Merry Christmas mate.. Nool would be poorer,without you ripping the piss out of Chris Owens this Yule

Boatraceface can have my copy of this.........

How did I miss this thread?

And why am I responding to a dude?

Better hold still, Greenie...

Okay, now a lady please give me a kiss (forgive the horrible grammer, you know what I mean)

Taboo # 7 wrote: How did I miss this thread?

And why am I responding to a dude?

Better hold still, Greenie...

Okay, now a lady please give me a kiss (forgive the horrible grammer, you know what I mean)

x

Steve Campbell wrote: Right boyo, that's about six snogs of her you've had...now pay up or fuck off.

BTW..Jem u still in work/mail range?

Pimp Daddy Stevo's gunna get yer!:\pimp3:

Kisses to Bonz above X...If its ok by Huggy Bear? How much tick do I owe now Huggy?Yer bandit:bandit:

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Right boyo, that's about six snogs of her you've had...now pay up or fuck off.

BTW..Jem u still in work/mail range?

Pimp Daddy Stevo's gunna get yer!:\pimp3:

Kisses to Bonz above X...If its ok by Huggy Bear? How much tick do I owe now Huggy?Yer bandit:bandit:

About time! Thought i was never going to get a kiss off you x