If we have to fucking suffer, why shouldn't THEY???
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BIGINOIL wrote: A Historic Day
Happy new Mother-in-Laws, gays!
Who carries who over the threshold? That's my question
Also, who does the traditional 'father of the brides' speech - his mum or his mum - or her mum or her mum? Hmm. Answers on a postcard
I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
He's dyslecsic. He meant to write "NISE"
The finger is obviously significant to the real meaning of this photo.
Wino wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: A Historic Day
Happy new Mother-in-Laws, gays!
Who carries who over the threshold? That's my question
yer missin the obvious....who gets the booze in for the reception?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: A Historic Day
Happy new Mother-in-Laws, gays!
Who carries who over the threshold? That's my question
yer missin the obvious....who gets the booze in for the reception?
Christ!!!!!!! I never thought of that!
BIGINOIL wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
He's dyslecsic. He meant to write "NISE"
The finger is obviously significant to the real meaning of this photo.
well he's got a dog collar on, so he's hardly fucking smart, either :)
As I think most of you know, I am a 'caterer'. On that basis, my neighbour (and friend) (despite the dog); has suggested that we put an emphasis into the new Yellow Pages ad that we 'do' gay weddings. It's complicated though don't you think? I mean the whole line up thing, the father and bride dance...... where does one begin? Steve - I meant after the drinks reception!!!!!!!!:D
Wino wrote: Steve - I meant after the drinks reception!!!!!!!!:D
There's an AFTER? Drink runs out, so do I.
Oh if you mean the happy couple, sort of after AFTER, then I assume they'd be qualified.
As for who dances with who....yesssss you can't really see old Alf the dad who was in the army for 40 years and had his 1st child at 45 and thinks poofs are like pheasant, and dragons start at Callais.....dancing cheek to cheek with his son's new "wife" can you. What effing sexes are the page dudes and bridesmaids and best man and all that other piss i sincerely hope i never have to understand. my brain hurts.
And did we ever DECIDE about the booze?
(Jem, when you read this...best to use one of those "date rape" drugs on me and wake me up on the way back from the registrars office)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Wino wrote: Steve - I meant after the drinks reception!!!!!!!!:D
There's an AFTER? Drink runs out, so do I.
Oh if you mean the happy couple, sort of after AFTER, then I assume they'd be qualified.
As for who dances with who....yesssss you can't really see old Alf the dad who was in the army for 40 years and had his 1st child at 45 and thinks poofs are like pheasant, and dragons start at Callais.....dancing cheek to cheek with his son's new "wife" can you. What effing sexes are the page dudes and bridesmaids and best man and all that other piss i sincerely hope i never have to understand. my brain hurts.
And did we ever DECIDE about the booze?
(Jem, when you read this...best to use one of those "date rape" drugs on me and wake me up on the way back from the registrars office)
Drink enough and decisions go out of the window 'oh, we'll sort it out tomorrow....'.....I still think it's polite to go 50/50 - on the drinks I mean!:)
Steve Campbell wrote: only cos no one family could afford your tab !
Who have you been talking to - exactly - I want names, addresses the lot! My Mum & Dad are proud to be working instead of drawing their pension I'll have you know... and what's more, my kids don't mind having one pair of shoes for Christmas and that's all I have to say on the subject! Steven (or Stephen) dear, I work hard, I play hard. I AM GIVING UP IN THE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST (not the drink obviously - just the cigarettes - can't do both at the same time, that would just be cruel and the cigs will kill me a hell of a lot quicker than a couple of glasses of wine a night!!) I was crap at maths.:)
what she didn't say is that the "shoes" are just old kebabs she bought on the way home, passed out before eating and left to harden (by which time the cat would have eaten the guts of the thing).
Also those organ "donor" cards you got everyone in the clan McWino to sign....none of them noticed the absence of the word "donate" and the presence of words like "harvest" "highest bidder" "proceeds to Miss W. ino" (an assumed name no doubt)
Not!I'm not being funny but BBC1's Breakfast Programme had a lesbian wedding this morning at 8.45 am. How rude! It's bad enough getting up early, but for a wedding! And i'm not being homophobic either peeps, i hurl when gmtv do their weddings first thing in a morning when your eyes are still half glued shut.
Rant Rant Rant
I mean come on telly people, is this really what we wanna see in a morning!
(Deep breaths Jem, deep breaths)
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
Maybe he skipped the 'love thy neighbour' part of the bible. I seem to remember that rating a lot higher than all of the weirdness in the Loopy book of Leviticus.
Missy Jem wrote: I'm not being funny but BBC1's Breakfast Programme had a lesbian wedding this morning at 8.45 am. How rude! It's bad enough getting up early, but for a wedding! And i'm not being homophobic either peeps, i hurl when gmtv do their weddings first thing in a morning when your eyes are still half glued shut.
Rant Rant Rant
I mean come on telly people, is this really what we wanna see in a morning!
(Deep breaths Jem, deep breaths)
Is there any chance of you ever saying ANYTHING that doesn't make me think you just totally rock. No place for weddings on TV! sick things. Boring things, and really, just the set-up for a disaster of human misery (or in the case of GMTV, probably just after they showed you half a child hanging from a tree or something).
I personally live in fear of celebrity weddings, particularly Royal ones....still scarred from Charles and Di. Thought "this'll be good" cos when you're a kid you have no idea exactly how stupid adults really are. See, I THOUGHT it'd be "do ye,charlie, want this ere tart"..."aye!"...and that'd be that. nope....I think I'd lost the will to live before anyone left their fookin "place of resience" (or "house" if yer normal)....I can still hear al burnette treacling away....come to think of it I think I can remember seeing it ooze out the speaker grille on the TV. Shudder....broken for life.
tonight...imagine havin a naked hairy sweatin Elton John climbin all over yer back. eeeeuggggghhhhh!!!! :barf: :barf:
Hmmm, i bet that's what you do at night JK. Imagine sharing sweat and saliva with Elton John. Don't be ashamed, you can't help it.:)
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
Christopher Owens wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
he's got no lips, so how can he have a tongue.
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
His sign should read "Careful now!" and there should be a young simple vicar next to him with one saying "Down with this sort of thing!".
john kershaw wrote: tonight...imagine havin a naked hairy sweatin Elton John climbin all over yer back. eeeeuggggghhhhh!!!! :barf: :barf:
That description is far too graphic.. I feel quite ill now...
Fingers wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: I rather suspect this gentleman hasn't studied the mechanics of lesbian lovemaking.....
And is it just me or is he giving the photographer, or someone to his left the "dya wanna come back to my place" look?
His sign should read "Careful now!" and there should be a young simple vicar next to him with one saying "Down with this sort of thing!".
Very Father Ted!!!! 
Mrs Milky wrote:
john kershaw wrote: tonight...imagine havin a naked hairy sweatin Elton John climbin all over yer back. eeeeuggggghhhhh!!!! :barf: :barf:
That description is far too graphic.. I feel quite ill now...
Would it make you even more ill if you imagined him singing "Are you ready? Are you ready for bum? Cos I am!" at the same time?
For what it's worth, this thread's subject is now abbreviated on the Forums home page as simply "If we have to fuck..."
Which is probably worth its own thread.
