Who Got a Snog at the Christmas Do?
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No names if you don't want to confess. We just need to know who got off with someone at the office Christmas party!
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Yes 1 (25%)
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No 3 (75%)
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BIGINOIL wrote: Mine's on Thursday - I'll let you know how I get on!
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Ho Ho Ho!
I voted yes - I assumed you meant any Christmas Party? I was thinking back to 1984 - does that actually count?
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Well done, Wino. I did mean this year, but you're right. This is the thread for the ghost of Christmas past, present or future!
Who did you cop off with?
Who would you like to cop off with?
Who would you least like to wake up next to after one too many egg nogs at the karaoke?
BIGINOIL wrote: Mine's on Thursday - I'll let you know how I get on!
:\party:
Ho Ho Ho!
You must be joking! If you saw the people who i work with!More likely to smack them one!
BIGINOIL wrote: Well done, Wino. I did mean this year, but you're right. This is the thread for the ghost of Christmas past, present or future!
Who did you cop off with?
Who would you like to cop off with?
Who would you least like to wake up next to after one too many egg nogs at the karaoke?
It was a Director of ICI (dulux paints) actually - he was 34 and I was 18 - no go really - apart from the fact I was scared shitless about what my mum would say........ nice looking though - breath was iffy as well!
Do I really need to answer the second question - is is not blatantly obvious?
Least like? oh, I don't know really.......anyone who can't remember my name or anyone who doesn't bring their own cigarettes, someone like that..........:D I jest. That's probably an answer for another time!!!!:D Oh, almost forgot - anyone who doesn't provide a cherry in the top of my snowball!:D
Men, men, men, men me, men, men, men
Men, men, men We're a plant all full of men, so throw your rubbers out the door we're a plant all full of men, men, men, men
mines 2morrow.
mind you its mooseville in ours. thinking of gettin off after the scran. wolf it quick, then offski. might catch some disco, then vanish without tellin any fucker. its the only way.
either that...or mix me drinks, drink some whiskey, grope someone on the dancefloor, then kick-off big time in the lobby.
uhmmm...which one i wonder??
Ronald Kirsch wrote: we don't have any single women in our work area.
bleedin ell Ronnie...just exaggerate man!!!
no single women in the work area. jesus!!
john kershaw wrote: mines 2morrow.
mind you its mooseville in ours. thinking of gettin off after the scran. wolf it quick, then offski. might catch some disco, then vanish without tellin any fucker. its the only way.
either that...or mix me drinks, drink some whiskey, grope someone on the dancefloor, then kick-off big time in the lobby.
uhmmm...which one i wonder??
I'd go for option 2!
john kershaw wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: we don't have any single women in our work area.
bleedin ell Ronnie...just exaggerate man!!!
it is true. they are all married with children and at least 10 years older. i'm beginning to think i may work in the wrong section, although with the way things are going i may not be there much longer. i'll find out tomorrow. ah what a lovely christmas that will be.
My first ones this afternoon, but all the good people have left now. I will probably just rugby tackle the boss and be sick in somebody's lap!
Missy Jem wrote: My first ones this afternoon, but all the good people have left now. I will probably just rugby tackle the boss and be sick in somebody's lap!
That's ma girl :)
Actually expensive office equipment is always a good option.
(as a barfing venue I mean)
Missy Jem wrote: My first ones this afternoon, but all the good people have left now. I will probably just rugby tackle the boss and be sick in somebody's lap!
Done it true, classy, Angel style!
Missy Jem wrote: My first ones this afternoon, but all the good people have left now. I will probably just rugby tackle the boss and be sick in somebody's lap!
all the GOOD people have left?? don't tell them that though eh. :D
This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
Missy Jem wrote: This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
errrr. i'll grab me notepad. aaahhh got it now. right...where was it you said you you worked again?
Missy Jem wrote: This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
do enough people ACTUALLY live in Bolton to start a riot.
john kershaw wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
do enough people ACTUALLY live in Bolton to start a riot.
Don't upset our Lancashire neighbours now.
john kershaw wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
do enough people ACTUALLY live in Bolton to start a riot.
You better believe it bitch. The Kaiser Chiefs got their inspiration from us. Honest
PHD wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: This time last year i wasn't the only knob head. There were three others for me to get up to mischief with.
Now, as a senior member of staff, i am expected to lead by example. They're all boring feckers.
Somebody come to Bolton this afternoon please and start a riot!
do enough people ACTUALLY live in Bolton to start a riot.
Don't upset our Lancashire neighbours now.
lancashire!! thats it!! i'd forgotten where Bolton is
Boatraceface wrote: Its a steelworks..I don't work with any women
You can tag along to my party here at the sheep farm.
Christopher Owens wrote: This is supposed to be a thread on snogging, not violence.
Missy, calm down.
Sorry Mr Owens, but i just get this terrible feeling sometimes, it's like a red mist descends over me and i can't stop these horrible feelings and i want to hurt everyone, real bad you know. Then in a moment of clarity i pounce... and kick lily ass!
Oh dear. What have I let meself in for. At this rate Jem I'm gonna have to come over before NOOLday to see if you're safe to allow in. And go on a worldclass bender of course
