Give the person above you a kiss under the mistletoe :\party:

Disgraceful, well i never.

OK then no problem.

And lets face it it's not like i've never done it before (i was young and needed the money)

A manly handshake.. and as is your custom,a cup of lambs blood,Chris!Just as friends,no kisses or funny stuff with Druids

just as i was about to plant a big smacker on those SERBIAN lips of yours - - you delete. Doh! anyways: xXx

XXX

Gemma was available before. Thought you would have steamed right in J.

Only jokin' Jem.

Maya's above now. Oh go on then.x

i'm not kissin an evertonian (or even a liverpudlian??)

unless they are BILL & DANNY (rhyming)

'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

I never did give the lurvely siberian/latvian/lituanian/romanian/fookinmartian a kiss.

Duck lads.... here you go Maya my sweety.

x x x

and one more fo Jemster so she doesn't get jealous

x

yeah me want more pics of jem too. FWIW, i'd already decided she was fookin great BEFORE I seen her...then I seen her and she didn't make me ill...but i wanna see a better pic just to be sure.

She's seen several pics of me and she's still talking to me you see...makes me wonder if there's a second head round the back or a 3rd arm or something.

Would rather see a before and after of where you were drinking that of you drinking....Before....a pleasant public house in Bolton...After: Ground Zero of a comet impact.

How about a little hug in between?

X

Boatraceface wrote: A manly handshake.. and as is your custom,a cup of lambs blood,Chris!Just as friends,no kisses or funny stuff with Druids

Bere, what are your kitties' names so we can root for them on kittenwar.com?

Good luck out there -- Fern looks pretty unbeatable:

HAPPY FESTIVUS FOLKS!!!

THIS birds gotta fly.

eats loads of ham and turkey. drink beer, and watch your beer belly's grow.

woo hoo - i'm off to party!!!

dinga-ling-aling. there's the bell!!

Johnny wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.

A whole tree any good?

Just my luck.I start the thread and all i get is a kiss and an offer of a blowjob off BIGINOIL.Then by the time i come back all the girlies have been and are long gone.And i didn't get to kiss a single one of them.Bad timing or what???!!!.A lesson to be learned there- i'll check first to see who's online next time.Grrrr

I don't kiss when you're around

Where's Scattermcbrain????

Oh well ,this pic of her will keep me going for now

a kiss seems a bit lame after that rogering..

ouch, bad timing

Barney Army wrote: a kiss seems a bit lame after that rogering..

ouch, bad timing

referring to me or Johnny?

A nice peck on the cheek for you Maya oh and a shag :sex:

NObabe wrote: I don't kiss when you're around

Johnny wrote: Where's Scattermcbrain????

Oh well ,this pic of her will keep me going for now

most pleasing to the eye I must say. I think I actually refrained from a witty quip at something she said, purely cos it really WOULD look like a pickup line :D

I'll shake your hand.

*drinks heavily*

*burps*

*staggers*

*puckers up and falls flat on face*

Gnu Odor wrote: Bere, what are your kitties' names so we can root for them on kittenwar.com?

Good luck out there -- Fern looks pretty unbeatable:

I've got nearly every of our kittens in there (kittenwar.com). We had to give away the two in the picture last year (they went together).

But last not least feel kissed 78681 (not at last for giving me a winning point at Fantasy Football).

I'm not Jim Kerr but,Happy Chrimbo Bere X:)