Merry Christmas from Barney's Angels

The beautiful ladies would have posted this themselves, but I'm the one with the crappy design, and I'm the only one with xsnow and xpenguins on their machines...OK apart from Melly....but anyway.....here. (jpg is reduced quality to make it load quicker)

Thanks Steve! Oops, sorry,....Sir.:)

nice one!

And a 'Fröhliche Weihnachten!' to you as well, Steve!

Oh, and everyone else

(Sorry, got to get some practice in before I go...)

Steve Campbell wrote: The beautiful ladies would have posted this themselves, but I'm the one with the crappy design, and I'm the only one with xsnow and xpenguins on their machines...OK apart from Melly....but anyway.....here. (jpg is reduced quality to make it load quicker)

Looking good Steve! Can't wait to see the badges!

If you're sober enough to see them you cannae fookin have one Ems :)

BTW....quid says Melly has a question about the penguins or the desktop.

(BTW you should see 250 of the bastards, double sized, but it tends to annoy the computer a little)

Steve Campbell wrote: If you're sober enough to see them you cannae fookin have one Ems :)

As a founding member, it's my legal right- yes i can see, can you?

I dunno ask me how pretty you are in about half an hour and if the answer's ANYTHING but "none too bad if you ask me" the eyesight's gone. k? good :)

Steve Campbell wrote: I dunno ask me how pretty you are in about half an hour and if the answer's ANYTHING but "none too bad if you ask me" the eyesight's gone. k? good :)

Cheek! I'm going to save myelf the humiliation, thanks!

LOL....still just the way I saw you before, a perfectly pleasant young lady :) (you were of course wondering if beer goggles would make me declare you the most shaggable thing since the first minge was patented, or a foul bogmonster I'd be unlikely to do with a stolen cock and a ford mondeo as a condom ) you'll never know cos I aint at the stage where even I know yet....and ai certainly wont be when we meet up :D bad luck.

Steve, you the man.

It's funny and all...but it doesn;t hold logical water...if I WERE to find her just too shaggable to cope with...she WOULD know about it.....I'd pounce on her. :D

Steve Campbell wrote: BTW....quid says Melly has a question about the penguins or the desktop.

(BTW you should see 250 of the bastards, double sized, but it tends to annoy the computer a little)

to the penguins!

I actually looked at the desktop before I looked at the image - I'm a geek! It's sort of a penguin run Lemmings kind of thing going on there.

So what is going on there, and I want it for Ginger.

Many thanks and claps for a job well done. :)

Well the skateboarding balloon floating etc penguins are of course Tuxedo T Penguin. It's "xpenguins" and the xmas snow (which you really need to see animated) is "xsnow". the both have lists of options that say less about he functioning of the programs than the programmer's sick minds.

get's even dafter if you run a program on the root window as well :)

a small example of xsnow's insanities

-display display_name Drop the snowflakes on the given display. Make sure the display is nearby, so you can hear them enjoy...

   -snowflakes num\_snowflakes
           This is the number of snowflakes. Default is 100, max is  1000.

   -sc snowflake\_color
           Use the given string as the color for the flakes instead of the
           default "snow".

   -bg background\_color
           Use the given string as the color for the background. Note that
           the  usual  default desktop pattern consisting of 50% white 50%
           black doesn't particularly look good with Xsnow.

   -solidbg
           When using solid colored backgrounds specifying this option MAY
           greatly  improve  performance.  (Not  on  SUN Solaris 2.5.1 for
           example!)

   -tc tree\_color
           Use the given string as the color for the trees.

   -slc sleigh\_color
           This option is obsolete in version 1.41.  Used to be the  color
           for  the  sleigh.  Santa  has decided not to have you interfere
           with the color of his means of transportation any more.

   -santa santa\_size
           There are 3 sizes of Santa: 0, 1 and 2. Default is 2. Thanks to
           Thomas Linder for the (big) Santa!

   -santaspeed santa\_speed
           The  speed  Santa  should  not exceed if he doesn't want to get
           fined.  The default speed for Santa size 0 is 1,  for  Santa  1
           it's 2 and for Big Santa it's 4.

   -santaupdatefactor factor
           This  is  to  slow down Santa with respect to the snow. Default
           the value is 3, meaning that Santa is moved  only  every  third
           time  the  snow flakes move. Specifying zero here is considered
           very naughty.

   -delay delay
           This is the number of milliseconds delay after updating  every-
           thing.   Default is 50 milliseconds, i.e. 20 updates per second
           max.

   -unsmooth
           If you specify this option the  snowflakes  will  'whirl'  more
           dramatically, resulting in a somewhat jerkier movement.

   -whirl  This  sets the whirl factor, i.e. the maximum adjustment of the
           horizontal speed. The default value is 4.

   -nowind Default it gets windy now and then.  If  you  prefer  it  quiet
           specify -nowind.

Should I be worried that the animations are entertaining me at this time of night without aid of hallucinagenics nor stimulants?

no, I piss myself at them day in and out. xsnow comes out only at xmas, but the penguins get fired up now and then to show off, and the machine usually gets a reboot before I'd ever think of doing killall -9 xpenguins

I reccommend LARGE penguins, about 100 of them, and the kill or splt or whatever mode where you can squish em with yer mouse.

actually I was just looking there, and they've added lemmings themes and simpsons and worms ones :) (and you can have a desk full of Bill Gates if you wish to squish the cunt)

Wish I could remember the hack I seen to throw xscreensaver onto the root window and disable it's mouse/kb listen function...essentially you get a screensaver (or 100's if you like) as your wallpaper....MOST cool.

Incidentally, how many Angels are there? Is the only requirement that you are a chick? Or do you have to be a hot chick? Or do you have to lust after Bernard? Or do you have to be a tit? Or do you have to have tits? Or do you have to be of a certain age?

Well, come on? How the hell do you know how many badges to get?

Anyway, i suggest an initiation ceremony on NOOLer day. I'll get thinking of some suitable ahem... duties... for the Angels to perform to gain their badge (not me of course).

Be afraid girls, be very afraid.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha twitch twitch ha ha ha ha ha ha ha twitch ha ha ha ha ha

I believe the original requirement was to have voted "unprintable" for what they'd do to barney.

The thus far confirmed members, are as it happens, all extremely hot, this is in no way a requirement however. But even a reall ugly chick who's into NO is still desirable.

The men of NOOL will learn that a girl with a pink badge, is a top date (keep your thoughts clean lads, as long as u aint Barney you're not getting jumped).

Like the sound of an initiation...but you have to take part too Jemma. I don't I'm a guy and I'm sortin the badges.

Getting "enough" made. And there will be an official signup thread when the time comes....what an awesome way to get chick's addresses :D

Merry Chrimbo Angels You scary rabid bunch of savages.Run Barney... Flee for your life,I'll hold them off at the gate:knight:..Leg it!

Hmmm with an ulterior motive methinks! Barney he's after your angels. I can see it now...

Boatraceface bints!!

United you stand, Divided you Bint..

Boaty's bint badges are in the post

Cool. I'm not that loyal anyway, i'll be anybodys angel/bint.

Anymore takers to lead the Wimmin of the Order? Come on boys, suggestions on a postcard please.

Steve's strumpetts Hooky's Harlottes Gillian's Gentlemen (who will make her cups of tea)

Or what about Cambo's Crumpet?

I came without a coat so I'll just be leaving.

What about... Missy's Meat Jemma's Jerks Hicks's Himbos

I think you'll all do well under Steve's Stewardship...Unless you are "not that loyal anyway" ...in which case

(SLAM) i'll be in my room

Plums the pair of you!

Seems a bit of a strange thing to make a judgment on, and I dunno how spotty will feel, but I'll get me camera.

Missy Jem wrote:

Plums the pair of you!

Is that a request?....you first Steve

Boatraceface wrote: I think you'll all do well under Steve's Stewardship...Unless you are "not that loyal anyway" ...in which case

We're loyal! Considering Steve has gone to all that trouble designing the badges. He is the founder, and defo our leader. He has the yae and nae say on who becomes a member.

Absolute power corrupts...err lots or something. Final say my ass. But any TURNCOAT TARTS who want to run off with BRF and desert barney, can just run along now :)

Ems....we E-boozing again tonight sweets?

any other takers?

Steve Campbell wrote: Absolute power corrupts...err lots or something. Final say my ass. But any TURNCOAT TARTS who want to run off with BRF and desert barney, can just run along now :)

Ems....we E-boozing again tonight sweets?

any other takers?

Too right we are. Going to stock up shortly! What your tipple to be tonight?

Did you say on another thread Missy needs a room to crash in at Manc Aid?

not "needs"...is probably likely too cos she's a lush :)

My tipple is last night's bottle of white, and maybe another bottle of something, we shall have to see :)

Steve Campbell wrote: Absolute power corrupts...err lots or something. Final say my ass. But any TURNCOAT TARTS who want to run off with BRF and desert barney, can just run along now :)

Ems....we E-boozing again tonight sweets?

any other takers?

or Turncoat Tart? Not hard is it,unless your Italian...They ALWAYS turncoat,those cowards..

The Italians are not turncoats (even if their tanks did have 1 forward and 7 reverse gears), and the Frogs aint surrender monkeys either....both countries would just rather be eating, fucking and racing fast cars :)

Boatraceface wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Absolute power corrupts...err lots or something. Final say my ass. But any TURNCOAT TARTS who want to run off with BRF and desert barney, can just run along now :)

Ems....we E-boozing again tonight sweets?

any other takers?

or Turncoat Tart? Not hard is it,unless your Italian...They ALWAYS turncoat,those cowards..

How's that washing up coming on, you hard man?

The sink is Chocca Have you got a spare five minutes for some women's work Bonz?....:wink3:

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Plums the pair of you!

Is that a request?....you first Steve

It was an affectionate insult actually! Bloody Finbarr Saunders wannabes!

But it does sound like a good game...

Boatraceface wrote: The sink is Chocca Have you got a spare five minutes for some women's work Bonz?....:wink3:

Ermmm... Let me think about this for a minute- NO. Just got to go and finish the Christmas shopping!

fnarr fnaar etc :D

not playing that game :D

Missy Jem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Plums the pair of you!

Is that a request?....you first Steve

It was an affectionate insult actually! Bloody Finbarr Saunders wannabes!

But it does sound like a good game...

Double Entandres R Us..

Steve Campbell wrote: The Italians are not turncoats (even if their tanks did have 1 forward and 7 reverse gears), and the Frogs aint surrender monkeys either....both countries would just rather be eating, fucking and racing fast cars :)

The 1 Forward Gear in an Italian tank, is in case they get attacked from behind aint it?

Funny you should mention the French Steve....I saw a French rifle on ebay..."nearly new,never fired,dropped once.. French rifle for sale"