Baileys at Christmas
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NObabe wrote:
but I fancy some Irish stuff tonight
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steve, I think you may have mistaken that comment - I think it may have referred to Jamesons? Or even his brother, not sure!:D
I received two bottles from work as my christmas "bonus".What a generous company they are!.Not.Wankers.
Anyway needless to say i've finished off one bottle already.Great on the rocks .:D
Wino wrote: Steve, I think you may have mistaken that comment - I think it may have referred to Jamesons? Or even his brother, not sure!:D
Let a man dream FFS it's christmas
Steve Campbell wrote:
NObabe wrote:
but I fancy some Irish stuff tonight
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think i can see a nude picture of Maya in there! like them picture things that you have to know how to look at to see the image.Amazing what alcohol can so to enhance the senses eh?!
Johnny wrote: I received two bottles from work as my christmas "bonus".What a generous company they are!.Not.Wankers.
Anyway needless to say i've finished off one bottle already.Great on the rocks .:D
Most things are! In the words of Neil Diamond it was love! Bah Humbug. Great in coffee! Yum. :)
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arek p. wrote: http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/1773/img03284px.th.jpg" class="max-w-full" alt="" loading="lazy" /> and this is my stock fo Xmas
Looks a bit low. I'd get down to the supermarket before it shuts and invest a few more notes in some more alcohol![]()
ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today ![]()
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
Barney Army wrote: ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
feeling better today then?
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
feeling better today then?
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I must behave today though, nothing worse than a xmas hangover. Trouble is, I dont know how ![]()
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
feeling better today then?
I must behave today though, nothing worse than a xmas hangover. Trouble is, I dont know how
I'll look out for your drunken abuse about 3am Christmas morning then!![]()
keep picturing the period between presents and food tomorrow, with your tongue glued to your mouth and your brain rattling inside your head like a wallnut in a football. It might help :D
That's how I avoid it. anyway.
BTW I really wish u hadn't told us about the ebay thing, it had never occurred to me....and now I'm terrified I'll do something equally retarded. ESPECIALLY since there are a few things I'd REALLY like that one often find on ebay (casio CZ's for instance) that'd i've nearly bankrupted myself SOBER.
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
feeling better today then?
I must behave today though, nothing worse than a xmas hangover. Trouble is, I dont know how
I'll look out for your drunken abuse about 3am Christmas morning then!
I wouldnt abuse you...ehem, I dont mean that how it sounds..I'll get me coat :p
Steve Campbell wrote: keep picturing the period between presents and food tomorrow, with your tongue glued to your mouth and your brain rattling inside your head like a wallnut in a football. It might help :D
That's how I avoid it. anyway.
BTW I really wish u hadn't told us about the ebay thing, it had never occurred to me....and now I'm terrified I'll do something equally retarded. ESPECIALLY since there are a few things I'd REALLY like that one often find on ebay (casio CZ's for instance) that'd i've nearly bankrupted myself SOBER.
you know it makes sense :D
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Barney Army wrote: ugh, I'm never drinking again.:\ohwell:
oops, I thought this was the 'talk bollocks thread"
3pm start for me today
..and I must hide the laptop, I cant afford anymore £300 drunken spending spree's on ebay :(
feeling better today then?
I must behave today though, nothing worse than a xmas hangover. Trouble is, I dont know how
I'll look out for your drunken abuse about 3am Christmas morning then!
I wouldnt abuse you...ehem, I dont mean that how it sounds..I'll get me coat :p
Have a good one! (drink that is
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I've got to go to the store today (ugh) and pick up a few items, some Bailey's sounds like a nice reward! ![]()
got a bottle of Absolut vodka for chrimbo.
except i hate vodka. stick it in the freezer i suppose.
Johnny wrote: I received two bottles from work as my christmas "bonus".What a generous company they are!.Not.Wankers.
Anyway needless to say i've finished off one bottle already.Great on the rocks .:D
So I'm not the only male who drinks Bailey's. I also got a bottle for Chrimbo- the one I bought on the ferry to Rotterdam is almost gone. Not a good idea to drink it on the same night as cider though!
Rian wrote: Isn't Bailys for girls?
Even if it is: It's ice cream in a glass- what's wrong with a man drinking that?
by the same token tha bailey's for girls, surely rian's favourite tipple of single malt is for wife-beaters? :D
Steve Campbell wrote: by the same token tha bailey's for girls, surely rian's favourite tipple of single malt is for wife-beaters? :D
Never beaten my wife, so you are wrong!
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BIGINOIL wrote: Advocaat: the taste of Christmas!
What ,You sucked his Dick under the mistletoe ,B?

No FOOL!

Mix with lemonade and ice for the nicest Christmas drink. Mix with Rum for the worst Boxing Day hangover.
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Oh ,Right.I'm with yer now.It's just i got the wrong idea of you from when you posted this...
BIGINOIL wrote: Get a bigger bit of mistletoe and you can suck me off if you like.
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BIGINOIL wrote: I thought I said that to a girlie!
Well ,i do drink Baileys![]()
(though not anymore)
Well I must have been drunk then - I'd probably been on Snowballs.
Advocaat and Baileys are okay for the Christmas period, but Men should not touch them at other times of the year; times of the year when drunkenly asking other men to suck them off is less acceptable.
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Here endeth todays BIGINOIL lecture in seasonal boozing.
I'll accept your explanation of what happened
here.. http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=26463
There is no explaination - I can't deny that I asked you to suck me off. Clearly, at 22:23:51 on Tue, Dec 20 2005 I was pissed on egg nog.
Cheers everyone!
Although *gets on his high horse* there's no such thing as a mistletoe tree. (I thought this at the time, but was too pissed to comment - it's all coming back to me now.) Mistletoe is a parasite - it lives high up in a tree, drawing nutrients from it's host.
*gets off high horse*
*for the time being*


