QUESTION TO JACK H...

If the young hookmeister doesnae like it then i fookin luvs it anyways! My fave track from mfp!

I love the whole fookin thing....sweet lips....huge hairy bassplayer does gay disco...unashamedly...top notch.

I never really jelled with Revenge...the machines always seemed a bit shabbily programmed and/or mixed[1]...although the tunes were of course great. Monaco is much more my thing.

[1] I basically mean I found myself thinking..." I could do that" more often than "how the fuck did they make it do that"....same syndrome made me hate nirvanah....quite like nevermind for the first 3 or 4 plays...then sat with my bass and played along to it in real time...and practically never listened again....if some half assed cunt like me could do it all by ear first time...why was I giving them money :D

Incidentally...do think Jack will thank you for pinning such an (apparently) inane question[1], and in doing so, maybe drawing attention to him?

[1] FWIW...it crossed my mind too now and then.

Dear Mr Jack

ive spent friggin ages on the net looking for a poster sized print of the true faith leaf,can you possibly help me locate one as im totally desperate. Any help would be very much appreciated.

Don't know about these lines of questioning, could open the floodgates.

Can't we respect the dude's relative anonymity and space here?

:\pimp3:

xactly

c'mon man, act the sport...at least unsticky this. Preferably before our Jack recovers from xmas and thinks "oh look, nool's full of tools"

Oh look...

NOOL's full of tools.

only joking

many a true word spoken in jest matey

:D

u had a good one I trust?

hey man

yeah it was well good, had a great time.

you?

kick ass actually. no stress, adequate amounts of booze, and a serious getting hammered session with me main woman Leanne...which impressed me cos I got blind falling down arseholed and STILL didn't try to stick my hand up her jumper :D (suspect she was even more impressed to be honest).

You get anythin good? My dvd recorder is my new friend, and it has a big blue LED on it (I consider such things to be major functions rather than mere trimming) Leanne also got me a foot hight cardboard Dalek and an Albert Eisnstein action figure LOL (big fan of albert me, he is to science what NO are to music....extremely clever but utterly mental......when someone asked him what his greatest work was he said "deducing the pointlessness of socks" )

You think if i just keep talking bollox and you just keep saying "yeah" and stuff, that they'll eventually get bored and unsticky the "hey everyone look at jack" thread?

I always thought it was an answering song the Chameleons' Mad Jack.

Hannett of the Apes wrote: I always thought it was an answering song the Chameleons' Mad Jack.

Intersting but insane theory...it's obviously a ballad of the joy his basses feel at him finally getting a radio unit instead of nasty heavy cables pulling at their sockets.....they have Happy Jacks :D

it's gotta be bizarre to be jack i'm sure getting loads of freaky email from the psycho fans ("hey jack can you ask your dad what 'true faith' REALLY means and email me a signed copy of the secret texts???")

it is something that he doesn't mind all the crap i am sure spills his way from the odd fanatics with ian curtis shrines who stumble upon him here...

so sure seems to me the less we sane folks can do to bother him, the better. i.e. leave him alone cause he has some damn fine genes (!) - and he has proven just even via ascii here and worldinmotion to be a decent gentlemen deserving of our peace.....

so kill this thread please.... ask him about Happy Jack in private if you are so freaky about it...... moderator!

(and whyever is this thread now stickied? nool is looking really really lame right about now.....)

Wise words indeed, Senor Tarbox.

Sort it out Spotnick!

yup...Jack's a dude....hell he's already had to put up with me mailing him to try and extract a little info on his own band (which I aint got yet and hold out little hope for and as such buggerlugs is gonna have the QUIETEST band on NOOLday ).

He's proved himself a worthy NOOLer....the insanity thing will improve over time, he's only 16...I wasn't completely barking til was at LEAST 22, one day he'll be able to gibber like the Chorley Rocket, and he's a cheeky cunt too.... for the life of me I can't imagine where he gets that from :D

While it's true most of the forum regulars are reasonably well balanced (apart from in GENERAL terms)....there must be ALL sorts of loons who wander through here.

And now we have a big beacon to attract attention to Jack.

unstick it at least....and preferably kill the fucker off or redate it to 3 years ago.

guilty as charged :D it was just the stickyness that made me think "errrr hang on".

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P.S. I think most of the people who made a fuss about it here are actually very excited by the fact Jack is here... so stop kissing ass, Mr. OldMonkey!

"I don't kiss when you're around....."