In the name of the BArney And Of the Hooky ANd of the holy FACTORY Amen
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Bollocks to Jesus
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....And if Jesus comes to take your hand.....he'll hae made sure to have scratched his bollox with it just beforehand.
Don't dis the dude, it's his birthday....AND HE GOT THE DRINKS IN...DO NOT EVER FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top bloke JC raisin a glass
Just watchin mass on the telly
must admit, it's nice. Makes yer feel good.
But unfortunately the synth player is shit.
Hmmmm, if God is such a big deal then how come his backing band is shite.... I mean REALLY shite.
New fookin Order, that's my religion.
makes sense ?
well it's more coherent than owt else you've said here tonight, or anything Mick's ever said, and 75% of what puke out, so yeah.
I have conclusive proof that Jesus was the son of God...how else can you explain the beauty of Al Green's music? 
That's The Rev. Al Green to you, sucka! [karate-chop] :D
Taboo # 7 wrote: I have conclusive proof that Jesus was the son of God...how else can you explain the beauty of Al Green's music?
That's The Rev. Al Green to you, sucka! [karate-chop] :D
Is that not a womans nipple he has there?
Barney Army wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I have conclusive proof that Jesus was the son of God...how else can you explain the beauty of Al Green's music?
That's The Rev. Al Green to you, sucka! [karate-chop] :D
Is that not a womans nipple he has there?
One of his many trophys from his "sinful days", no doubt...
again the traditional christian theology explains Jesus as follows.
Jesus was/is god who became man. not just any man but a sinless man, whose sacrifice on the cross, redeemed all those who believe in him from their sin.
personally i think this is a very cruel religion. if the all powerful god wanted to restore humanity why didn't he just do so?
nevertheless jesus was a wise teacher, who is also acknoledged by Islam as a prophet.
I agree. Screw Jesus and "God" (I'm an atheist with no religion) and creationism and other bollocks.
Boatraceface wrote: Forgive them Father..For they know not what they do
Shock the Rack-a friend with weed
she doesn't have chrissie for another two weeks.
Hannett of the Apes wrote: Jesus did it for the chicks.
The chicks were dripping off him...Its a savior's perogative
