wigan jokes

blackburn game was called off tonight so its wigan next.all going on train ive been waiting to till now to tell wigan jokes. so what's someone from wigan's idea of a balanced diet ? a pie in each hand whats a wigan mixed keebab ? meat pie,cheese pie and steak pie on a stick what time is it when there's a meat pie on wigan town hall clock ? something to eet ?

a pie shop in wigan in selling meat pies 50p each or a wank for a quid. a wiganer goes in with a quid in his hands and asks the girl behind the counter "are you the lass that gives wanks for a quid" aye she says. well go and wash your bloody hands and get me 2 pies will ya.

i just finished a book by martin cruze smith called rose, set in 19th century wigan. i have to say he is rapidly becoming one of my favourite living authors. btw wigan comes across as a shithole then too.

eh Wigans not that bad. just full of Woolybacks thats all. and birds with big hooped gold earings.