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We are the pride of all Europe. The cock of the North. We hate Man United And City of course. We drink loadsa Whiskey And bottles of brown. THE LIVERPOOL BOYS ARE IN TOWN nah nah nah......
(sorry. still buzzin from last night. might think thats a Man U song. Actually, they stole the tune from us)
john kershaw wrote: We are the pride of all Europe. The cock of the North. We hate Man United And City of course. We drink loadsa Whiskey And bottles of brown. THE LIVERPOOL BOYS ARE IN TOWN nah nah nah......
(sorry. still buzzin from last night. might think thats a Man U song. Actually, they stole the tune from us)
If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.
What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar.
What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride.
What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused.
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged.
What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please.
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: We are the pride of all Europe. The cock of the North. We hate Man United And City of course. We drink loadsa Whiskey And bottles of brown. THE LIVERPOOL BOYS ARE IN TOWN nah nah nah......
(sorry. still buzzin from last night. might think thats a Man U song. Actually, they stole the tune from us)
oh haha. wakey wakey!!
Arsenal: Played 18, Won 10, Lost 6, Drawn 2, points 32
LFC: Played 17, Won 11, Lost 2, Drawn 4, points 37.
survived last night. been before. know how to behave.
went pub afterwards.
stayed till midnight.
couldn't get taxi.
walked home.
slept in this morning.
ever so slightly 
late for work today.
Christopher Owens wrote: If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.
What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar.
What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride.
What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused.
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged.
What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please.
haha Chris. been searchin for Scouse Jokes on Web have you mate.
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: We are the pride of all Europe. The cock of the North. We hate Man United And City of course. We drink loadsa Whiskey And bottles of brown. THE LIVERPOOL BOYS ARE IN TOWN nah nah nah......
(sorry. still buzzin from last night. might think thats a Man U song. Actually, they stole the tune from us)
oh haha. wakey wakey!! Arsenal: Played 18, Won 10, Lost 6, Drawn 2, points 32 LFC: Played 17, Won 11, Lost 2, Drawn 4, points 37.
survived last night. been before. know how to behave. went pub afterwards. stayed till midnight. couldn't get taxi. walked home. slept in this morning. ever so slightly
Erm........... Not exactly miles away in the league are you?
Save it for the end of the season!
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: We are the pride of all Europe. The cock of the North. We hate Man United And City of course. We drink loadsa Whiskey And bottles of brown. THE LIVERPOOL BOYS ARE IN TOWN nah nah nah......
(sorry. still buzzin from last night. might think thats a Man U song. Actually, they stole the tune from us)
oh haha. wakey wakey!! Arsenal: Played 18, Won 10, Lost 6, Drawn 2, points 32 LFC: Played 17, Won 11, Lost 2, Drawn 4, points 37.
survived last night. been before. know how to behave. went pub afterwards. stayed till midnight. couldn't get taxi. walked home. slept in this morning. ever so slightly
Said on the rolling stones thread that Cambo and I were expecting a ransom demand thread on NOOL, for you, from the Everton fans I was back from Higbury by 10.30ish. We had a 20 second debate- would we pay any ransom for you, or not?
As you're back safely, the answer to that will forever remain a secret
Bonzette wrote: Said on the rolling stones thread that Cambo and I were expecting a ransom demand thread on NOOL, for you, from the Everton fans
Where are you based then, Bonzette, as there's a couple of us on here (me and Mickey Way) who are reasonably close to Highbury.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Said on the rolling stones thread that Cambo and I were expecting a ransom demand thread on NOOL, for you, from the Everton fans
Where are you based then, Bonzette, as there's a couple of us on here (me and Mickey Way) who are reasonably close to Highbury.
I live in Barnet. I work in Highbury Grove though- what a result! 1 min from ground, 10 mins from new ground :) I grew up in Kentish Town- that's where i'm from.:)
Well, it's nice to know that even though I'm now living in Switzerland, I can still get comprehensive reports of what is happening in the Premiership.
No mention of the Championship though...After Stoke losing again last night, maybe that's a good thing. Tsk.
Bonzette wrote: I live in Barnet. I work in Highbury Grove though- what a result! 1 min from ground, 10 mins from new ground :) I grew up in Kentish Town- that's where i'm from.:)
Thought you must be close. I'm in Crouch End, and Mickey Way lived about 150 yards from Highbury till he moved further up Stroud Green earlier this year.
Of course, both of us have the good sense NOT to support the Arse! :p
Alpine Angel wrote: Well, it's nice to know that even though I'm now living in Switzerland, I can still get comprehensive reports of what is happening in the Premiership.
No mention of the Championship though...After Stoke losing again last night, maybe that's a good thing. Tsk.
fuckin ell. swiss guys do it better ay didn't take you long then
Stoke chicks eh? :d
A woman of action....she's probably talking about the guy at customs with the rubber glove.
I'm figuring I'm safe since she's so far away :D
Steve Campbell wrote: Stoke chicks eh? :d
A woman of action....she's probably talking about the guy at customs with the rubber glove.
I'm figuring I'm safe since she's so far away :D
I'll see you at NOOL day. I'll break your legs then.
:D
wait, you're not celebrating a win against blue poo are you??
it should have been 3-nil really. I'd hang my head in SHAME if i were you.
and lol peter crouch makes me happy when he scores now, and I'm a city supporter
john kershaw wrote:
Alpine Angel wrote: Well, it's nice to know that even though I'm now living in Switzerland, I can still get comprehensive reports of what is happening in the Premiership.
No mention of the Championship though...After Stoke losing again last night, maybe that's a good thing. Tsk.
fuckin ell. swiss guys do it better ay didn't take you long then
John, I was referring to the fact that Swiss men...um....play tennis better (after all, Roger Federer isn't number one for nowt). Obviously. :D
ChrissMari wrote: wait, you're not celebrating a win against blue poo are you??
it should have been 3-nil really. I'd hang my head in SHAME if i were you.
and lol peter crouch makes me happy when he scores now, and I'm a city supporter
don't like sayin it, but it should have been 3-2. a goal disallowed for Everton coz ball was alleged to have cross the by-line before it was headed in by Beattie. So maybe it should have been 2-2 at half-time.
reds playin well at the min. can't catch Chelski i don't think, but if we can pip man yoo and Arse then i'll be well happy.
Crouchy's on a roll now. he's workin hard for the team, and the goals are startin to come now.
john kershaw wrote:
Crouchy's on a roll now. he's workin hard for the team, and the goals are startin to come now.
Well of course, he had 24 hours of rest to score dubious goals!! Why is everything he touches called an own goal??
