Republican Bonfire(or a really good excuse to waste gas)

Was emailed this good little joke from a collegue I work with;

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the driver's side window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "what happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld and are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they'll douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car taking up a collection"

The driver asks "how much are people giving on average?"

"About a gallon each"

Well, I thought it was funny anyway. Let's see what you lot think of it.

Like the dude in Belfast who was taken to court for setting fire to members of the opposing community....his mate comes to visit him..."so what'dyou get" "ahhh about 10 to the gallon"

Shergold Six wrote: Was emailed this good little joke from a collegue I work with;

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the driver's side window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "what happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld and are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they'll douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car taking up a collection"

The driver asks "how much are people giving on average?"

"About a gallon each"